Guest Ollyboro Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 I'm currently stoned as a cunt, whilst getting sunburnt, in a really shit pub in Redcar. It's at least 27.5 degrees Celsius (in old money). Redcar is at least as horrible as you imagine. Should I stick, or twist. Or set fire to myself. Or stab both Ant and Dec? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 12 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I'm currently stoned as a cunt, whilst getting sunburnt, in a really shit pub in Redcar. It's at least 27.5 degrees Celsius (in old money). Redcar is at least as horrible as you imagine. Should I stick, or twist. Or set fire to myself. Or stab both Ant and Dec? Loads of jobs for you in Redcar. Try the massive steelworks. Oops, sorry, too late. Ant and Dec it is then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 The lesbian behind me has just finished her latest anecdote with the following words: "....so I just said 'Fuck off, you cock eyed ginger cunt!!" I've just found Spanker's awful, awful wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Latest nugget from the table behind: "I can't read...I used to be able to, but not anymore. If you asked me to see that sign .....I'd be fucking lost" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Latest nugget from the table behind: "I can't read...I used to be able to, but not anymore. If you asked me to see that sign .....I'd be fucking lost" Ok oily, what weapons are available to hand? Have you got a pen, perchance, with which to stab their eyes out? Any spirits with which to set them ablaze? Otherwise it's going to have to be the pint glass to the throat followed by a good stamping. Over to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 You're not welcome here, Olly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: You're not welcome here, Olly. So you live in Redcar frank? Is that where you anchor the 'boat? Are you in the same pub? idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 I went to Redcar years ago for a scooter rally. The locals eat the seagulls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Won a fortune at Redcar races one time If Sir Mark Prescott sends one up there from Newmarket, they're not going for the sea air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 I've a pretty OK work life balance. .two clients of a certain age today ..bit of TV while I eat my beanfeast...out on a date later on with some desperate ole munter that I'll probably have to bone as shes celebrating her divorce settlement and coughing up for the night out..living her "new life" bolloxology Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 10 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I've a pretty OK work life balance. .two clients of a certain age today ..bit of TV while I eat my beanfeast...out on a date later on with some desperate ole munter that I'll probably have to bone as shes celebrating her divorce settlement and coughing up for the night out..living her "new life" bolloxology Panzerknacker oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: The lesbian behind me has just finished her latest anecdote with the following words: "....so I just said 'Fuck off, you cock eyed ginger cunt!!" I suggest you pass her your laptop and Corner login details immediately, Olly, she's obviously better at this than you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 33 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: oh. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eh? Wha? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I've a pretty OK work life balance. .two clients of a certain age today ..bit of TV while I eat my beanfeast...out on a date later on with some desperate ole munter that I'll probably have to bone as shes celebrating her divorce settlement and coughing up for the night out..living her "new life" bolloxology Panzerknacker So what you really mean is,you went to sign on and spoke to 2 women in the dole office. Later your going to watch some porn and have a wank. Your fat,unemployed and live a lonely existence and use The Corner as we are your only "friends". Snatchknackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: So what you really mean is,you went to sign on and spoke to 2 women in the dole office. Later your going to watch some porn and have a wank. Your fat,unemployed and live a lonely existence and use The Corner as we are your only "friends". Snatchknackers. Laffin...ya livin the dream are ya snitch baby...remember bed sores don't heal..keep turning your fat arse Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin...ya livin the dream are ya snitch baby...remember bed sores don't heal..keep turning your fat arse Panzerknacker Next time you sign on,ask for a remedial course in spelling. You won't have to attempt joined up writing straight away. Do you know Judgetwi by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 7 hours ago, Ollyboro said: I'm currently stoned as a cunt, whilst getting sunburnt, in a really shit pub in Redcar. It's at least 27.5 degrees Celsius (in old money). Redcar is at least as horrible as you imagine. Should I stick, or twist. Or set fire to myself. Or stab both Ant and Dec? Sounds like your well at home there, you should stay there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 22 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Sounds like your well at home there, you should stay there We can't have our valid member OB stuck in that rancid place..let's send PunkBitch and Quincer the Mincer there instead..what do you say Sarge ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Gurt said: So you live in Redcar frank? Is that where you anchor the 'boat? Are you in the same pub? idiot Nice one Gurtbreed, you have put old hairy Frank in his place..your move Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 34 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Nice one Gurtbreed, you have put old hairy Frank in his place..your move Frank. Fuck off you mong you are the equivalent of the residue in the toilet after a high fibre meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 21 minutes ago, Gurt said: Fuck off you mong you are the equivalent of the residue in the toilet after a high fibre meal. The only fibre in your spunky diet are pubes, sweetcorn mined from ringpieces, and shitty nuts harvested from diseased black dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The only fibre in your spunky diet are pubes, sweetcorn mined from ringpieces, and shitty nuts harvested from diseased black dicks. Ah, says the man/mong who has a some sort of reciprocative shit eating fetish. I have had a week of being forced to eat roops' hairy twonk whilst that admin cunt tried to make me lose my marbles by reciting dings multi quote bollocks at me until my ears bled. Did you know that the boss is a transient dwarf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 15 minutes ago, Gurt said: Ah, says the man/mong who has a some sort of reciprocative shit eating fetish. I have had a week of being forced to eat roops' hairy twonk whilst that admin cunt tried to make me lose my marbles by reciting dings multi quote bollocks at me until my ears bled. Did you know that the boss is a transient dwarf? I bet you're back there soon, sucking dicks and fishy vadge in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 Sounds like you migh be there with me quince. Your turn to lap at hairy offal until you tongue gets blisters. My nostrils have got fur-balls maybe I should post a picture of my ordeal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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