Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Frank. And a million others. Punkers hasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Nope. We're still waiting for your one funny to appear, you're still stuck on the "you're shit" or the extended remix version... "you're fucking shit you spaz" "Back to spack" was better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: "Back to spack" was better than that. Not really, just a, very minor, variation on a theme. Probably forgot how to spell spaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Not really, just a, very minor, variation on a theme. Probably forgot how to spell spaz. It was better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was better. That's like saying the Left Cheeky Girl is better than the Right Cheeky Girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: That's like saying the Left Cheeky Girl is better than the Right Cheeky Girl... I think they are rather charming, in a dead eyed Russian whore kind of way. I'd leave their ring pieces looking like a pair of smashed rubix cubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I think they are rather charming, in a dead eyed Russian whore kind of way. I'd leave their ring pieces looking like a pair of smashed rubix cubes. Hey, I didn't say that I wouldn't now did I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Hey, I didn't say that I wouldn't now did I? I love a lady who looks like a complete slut. There's a disarming honesty in it, that's fucking disarming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I love a lady who looks like a complete slut. There's a disarming honesty in it, that's fucking disarming. But of course there is only one "cool" answer... Both together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: But of course there is only one "cool" answer... Both together. I doubt I could summon up enough nut butter to satiate even one of these jizz breathing laminas, let alone two. They're cockicidal maniacs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I doubt I could summon up enough nut butter to satiate even one of these jizz breathing laminas, let alone two. They're cockicidal maniacs. So? Got to be worth a try? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: So? Got to be worth a try? No doubt they can divvy up between themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: Frank. And a million others. Rude but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 I see Cuntbreed isn't on their list..all good then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 19 hours ago, Uber Cunt said: You'll be doing tricks next. He already does round the back of Kings Cross Station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uber Cunt Posted October 4, 2016 Report Share Posted October 4, 2016 58 minutes ago, Snatch said: He already does round the back of Kings Cross Station. It's all in the wrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 (edited) On 03/10/2016 at 4:28 AM, Mike Hunt said: First nom... The OFCOM cunts who produced this report... http://stakeholders.ofcom.org.uk/market-data-research/other/tv-research/offensive-language-2016/ The fuckers even got paid for doing it! Can anyone add to the list of 150 words and gestures? (I had to Google "Iberian slap"!). Hi mike hunt. Have you met mike litoris Edited October 11, 2016 by Extremecunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 10 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Hi mike hunt. Have you met mike litoris I bet all his mates just ignore him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I bet all his mates just ignore him. That might be why you're not with any of your gorgeous girlfriends anymore, and now stalk them on Facebook. Or, more likely because they never existed and you married the first thing with an axe wound to take an interest in you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: That might be why you're not with any of your gorgeous girlfriends anymore, and now stalk them on Facebook. Or, more likely because they never existed and you married the first thing with an axe wound to take an interest in you. whoosh, case closed don't confuse me with Decs and his Uni story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 23 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: whoosh, case closed don't confuse me with Decs and his Uni story. She wasn't the first one to show an interest, but she was the first one to get knocked up and trap me. Forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: She wasn't the first one to show an interest, but she was the first one to get knocked up and trap me. Forever. We all get trapped. Unless one is a repugnant fat ginger slug like manky, or a horrid little ass banger like pinky. Granted, there's no way I'd have bred fuck all in my 20s or early 30s, but on the other hand when you're 40ish they'll have birds and you can do what you like, without being an old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: We all get trapped. Unless one is a repugnant fat ginger slug like manky, or a horrid little ass banger like pinky. Granted, there's no way I'd have bred fuck all in my 20s or early 30s, but on the other hand when you're 40ish they'll have birds and you can do what you like, without being an old cunt. Whereas I'm fucking in the shit till I'm 55, unless I top myself or die of drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 20 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Whereas I'm fucking in the shit till I'm 55, unless I top myself or die of drugs. I feel you have low self esteem. Set your ambitions a little higher. I reckon you can die of drugs and top yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 7, 2016 Report Share Posted October 7, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: She wasn't the first one to show an interest, but she was the first one to get knocked up and trap me. Forever. We know, Big Bertha was chasing after you all the time, just back then you didn't have the beer belly and could run faster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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