Roadkill Posted May 5, 2022 Report Share Posted May 5, 2022 On 20/09/2017 at 12:46, Decimus said: No matter the time of day, whenever I nip outside for a smoke, I'm constantly being stalked by a fat cunt of epic proportions. As soon as I light up, the hairs on the back of my neck start to raise as I hear the inevitable approach of heavy breathing and the wet squelch of cankles that have been brutally crow-barred into imitation hush puppies. As it rounds the corner into view, it's invariably as red as an enraged dog's cock and swaying from side to side in perfect imitation of a tugboat at dock. The only saving grace is that the vile cunt is that out of breath after a 60ft walk that it's incapable of boring me to death by talking. I already see my mistake in the other post. I even liked this - its probably the very genesis of my use of the word. You're a true influener, Decs. Apologies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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