Boris Bridge

[Guest 'eavensabove]

Not content with the Vermin Tunnel which connects us with modern-day France, Boris Johnson has rekindled the idea of building a bridge spanning the English Channel. This grandiose scheme of infrastructure has been on the cards since Middle-Evil times and a mock-up version was included in later years on the Baywatch Tapestry circa 1066, and long before Brexit. The Boris Bridge is not only a bridge too far, but is surely just an accident waiting to happen and will do nothing save for increasing the trafficking of illegal substances such as infested migrants and the likes. 

[Guest judgetwi]

We have plenty of bridges already. Find one and jump off it for fucks sake.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

We have plenty of bridges already. Find one and jump off it for fucks sake.

There is no need for you to be rude. 

[Guest luke swarm]

12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Not content with the Vermin Tunnel which connects us with modern-day France, Boris Johnson has rekindled the idea of building a bridge spanning the English Channel. This grandiose scheme of infrastructure has been on the cards since Middle-Evil times and a mock-up version was included in later years on the Baywatch Tapestry circa 1066, and long before Brexit. The Boris Bridge is not only a bridge too far, but is surely just an accident waiting to happen and will do nothing save for increasing the trafficking of illegal substances such as infested migrants and the likes. 

this is another cracking idea from our tousled haired buffoon, my only proviso would be that when the concrete is mixed and ready to pour this embarrassing dickhead is mixed in with the cement and goes into the foundations . Cunt could not even manage a bridge across the thames without fucking it up let alone one over the channel. 

How many fuck ups can we allow this fool to make before he is consigned to the bin, Boris Bendy Buses, Boris Bikes, Water Cannons, Unneeded Garden bridges to name just a few vanity waste of money projects.  Just what do people who support him see in him?  

 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

this is another cracking idea from our tousled haired buffoon, my only proviso would be that when the concrete is mixed and ready to pour this embarrassing dickhead is mixed in with the cement and goes into the foundations . Cunt could not even manage a bridge across the thames without fucking it up let alone one over the channel. 

How many fuck ups can we allow this fool to make before he is consigned to the bin, Boris Bendy Buses, Boris Bikes, Water Cannons, Unneeded Garden bridges to name just a few vanity waste of money projects.  Just what do people who support him see in him?  

 

I doubt that the cunt has even noticed his bridge going off in different directions, less of course he's proposing to include a hard-shoulder via The Isle of Wight.