Guest luke swarm Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Sodomites in the Dolomites...... lol. Wonderful car the Triumph Dolomite Sprint, pity it suffered so badly from overheating problems. Didn't think it was the vehicle of choice for brownhatters though., that was far more likely to be the Austin Princess I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: Sodomites in the Dolomites...... lol. I once had a Triumph Dolomite Sprint .. what do you think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 31, 2018 Report Share Posted August 31, 2018 16 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Wonderful car the Triumph Dolomite Sprint, pity it suffered so badly from overheating problems. Didn't think it was the vehicle of choice for brownhatters though., that was far more likely to be the Austin Princess I think. I had an electric fan fitted to my Sprint, it cured the problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 2:16 AM, judgetwi said: We can’t all be fantasists with hours to spend watching “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” like you Frank. The weather has been quite good so why don’t you get out and mow the lawn or attend to your hydrangeas you decrepit old cunt? Maybe if you were a bit more active you wouldn’t shit yourself so often. Only thinking of you Frank. What are “lobbs” by the way? Sounds a bit gay to me. You don’t want to get yourself involved in that kind of nonsense at your time of life. Trust me. The best thing about Frank, that really gets on the tits of people such as yourself, is that he actually is a well travelled and seemingly well off bloke. Sure, Ming isn’t real and he doesn’t have a boat, but it gets deep under your skin that he actually does travel round Europe, drink good wine and live in a nice house whilst you eat shit kebabs, jellied eels, beat your meat alone in the bedsit and watch Charlton get pumped by the likes of Accrington Stanley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 4, 2018 Report Share Posted September 4, 2018 8 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The best thing about Frank, that really gets on the tits of people such as yourself, is that he actually is a well travelled and seemingly well off bloke. Sure, Ming isn’t real and he doesn’t have a boat, but it gets deep under your skin that he actually does travel round Europe, drink good wine and live in a nice house whilst you eat shit kebabs, jellied eels, beat your meat alone in the bedsit and watch Charlton get pumped by the likes of Accrington Stanley. I can picture judge now, sat at home, irate at the current ownership of charlton FC, sat in his threadbare armchair shouting obscenities at ceefax as the pages slowly progress, hoping for another story that he can cry ‘victim’ to. Also - not venturing to a game in 15 years, except when he heard that fans would be protesting recently by lobbing bags of crisps on to the pitch, the fat fucking wazak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 9:05 PM, luke swarm said: This is awful Fender, however I would like to know in which area you live in, I have a large whisky bottle in front of the fireplace full of 5 pence pieces which I was saving for a well deserved Butlins break ......but if the tarts in your area are willing to accept bags of coins in payment for their services then I would probably be tempted to spend my hard earned there. Times are hard and these people need the custom I suppose. Please forgive all my sentences being underlined but I am a stupid thick twat who doesn't know how to switch off underline function just above the above paragraph. The whores would except a WW2 ration book, but they look like extra's from the walking dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 8:35 AM, Punkape said: You have a lunch break. I’m pleased to hear this as many peasants,particularly in north,refer to the midday repast as “me dinner”. Incidentally your references to torture,claw hammers etc is becoming a little passé so why focus of something socially inclusive instead ? Warmest regards Punkape. Something socially inclusive ?? Nah..i will keep hammering and exploiting nuns, stick to your strengths and yours would be golf and bumholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 5, 2018 Report Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: Something socially inclusive ?? Nah..i will keep hammering and exploiting nuns, stick to your strengths and yours would be golf and bumholes. Dinner to @Punkape is taken in the evening because he has to wait until his local M&S foodhall at Handforth Dean closes so he can go rumaging for a "Thai Dinner" in the bins at the back of the store. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 17 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Dinner to @Punkape is taken in the evening because he has to wait until his local M&S foodhall at Handforth Dean closes so he can go rumaging for a "Thai Dinner" in the bins at the back of the store. Yeah, with a bit of luck, he might find some sticky gay porn mags in the bins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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