Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: East Dulwich is full of these fucking shops … and Herne Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 10 hours ago, Jamesf said: Came across this programme a couple of weeks ago and it's cunt central. Presented by some stuck up carpet munching cunt who loiters at tips and collects shite to pass on to some other cunts to 'improve'. There's a right collection of cunts who 'help' - some cunt who paints chairs black with a pink leg and puts pom poms on things, some other cunt who makes shite look even worse, another cunt who turns sofas into dresses and the main cunt herself who sells shite in her barn. Most of this tat doesn't sell unless to some daft old cunt who visits her barn to fall for her 'charms' whilst secretly wanting to knob her. It's addictive to see how much they can waste making stuff worse. Stig of the dump stuck up cuntess. The Roops MKIII Moderating Swivel Chair, springs to mind... Salvaged from Spots wardrobe circa 1976 and crafted by Rick, as a presentation gift to His *um. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: What has the poor cunt done to get the kiss of death from you? Leave him alone you boring old fishwife. Go and play with your trainset. I would prefer he go play on real train tracks, chained to them, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 One shouldn't knock or rule out restoration projects. There are certain things which could have second life if given a lick of paint, and/or scrubbed-up with modern-day stretch cover (new skin) to make the piece reborn, for want of a word. A sturdy pair of legs can also often be all that is required to rejuvenate an old crock. I mean, look at Pen, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Eric Cuntman would fuck her. We all know which, very dubious, "orifice " you'd target pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 25, 2018 Report Share Posted November 25, 2018 16 hours ago, Jamesf said: Came across this programme a couple of weeks ago and it's cunt central. Presented by some stuck up carpet munching cunt who loiters at tips and collects shite to pass on to some other cunts to 'improve'. There's a right collection of cunts who 'help' - some cunt who paints chairs black with a pink leg and puts pom poms on things, some other cunt who makes shite look even worse, another cunt who turns sofas into dresses and the main cunt herself who sells shite in her barn. Most of this tat doesn't sell unless to some daft old cunt who visits her barn to fall for her 'charms' whilst secretly wanting to knob her. It's addictive to see how much they can waste making stuff worse. Stig of the dump stuck up cuntess. It’s like watching Harry Enfield, “old tat”. It’s all fucking shit. I would like to donate her one of my biggest hard turds and see if she can fashion it into an antique worth millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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