Mike Hunt

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She said, there’s something in the wood shed.

Maybe some wood.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Americans suffering from white guilt volunteer to do so at a resort named ‘Cottonland’. They sleep in barns, eat gruel and are whipped and verbally abused by uppity kneegrows.

To really embrace the kneegrow experience they should be sleeping among piles of timber.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yeah… those people are much better off than the ones who picked the cotton.

Is it just the poor white folk who are allowed to pick cotton these days? Just askin'.

11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

She does! Here's a sex tape she posted earlier...

Duh, we all know that's C4's signer 🙄

I trust he's as nice as I am 

Is Haram where Grobetrotters fook offee?

www.reuters.com/world/europe/british-born-schoolgirl-who-joined-is-loses-appeal-over-citizenship-removal-2023-02-22/

Now bill the little cunt for spending our taxes on her defence lawyers and when she can't pay then stick her in a dinghy and halfway to Calais pull out the plug.

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

That's an alternator point of view.

You forgot the oompa-loompas. Can't have small black people playing bongos, it's offensive to the PC freaks who haven't decided why yet.

It's really difficult getting to grips with all those abbreviations.  Could all so easily be simplified for normal people, while the others would all be instantly unified and forever end their childish squabbling by adopting a single letter F for freak.

10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

We have to stop letting the lower races (blacks, earwigs, LGBTs and vegans) dictate what we can and can't do, say, or eat.

Vote Rat!

Only problem with that is the LGBTXYZ and vegans are all Guardian-reading lefties and we all know that's also what 99% of journos are (and they sympathise with the whinging, rioting spades) and they control the media.

31 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Would that be his ‘mechanical’ dog?

Digger, lol

2 hours ago, ratcum said:

Don't forget Guy Gibson's dog (Diane Abbot) DC. 

Turning to more important matters, storm Otto has left me with hole in the garden that I didn't dig. An omen I think.

Is there anything left in the woodpile? 

Must be a cunt if she couldn't count to 18.

Jesus Christ, did anybody actually buy that.

2 hours ago, cunt said:

Why would they want to, it's an entirely different style/genre of music, it isn't a competition, you either like it or you don't, simples♫♪♫

Wooosh

https://youtu.be/6rlo2lIreb8

On 10/02/2023 at 13:47, cunt said:

Bunch of fuckin' sentimental, heartbroken pussies...

 

Bloody hypocrites.  The boring, meandering, tedious keyboard solo from the same band that gave us Tits (no chance of putting Wakeman in shade with that pile of crap) is even worse than the horrendously boring solo in The Doors' Light My Fire.

And he got to stick scented candles up his missus.

On 06/11/2018 at 20:06, Cunty BigBollox said:

I hate those sickening Premier Inn ads this fucking gibbon does and if you ask me the only time he needs to see crisp white sheets is when the KKK are chasing him down.

This deserves a reprise 👏👏👏

2 hours ago, Neil said:

Just send all the fucking so called barbers back that havesuddenly appeared on every cunting street in every cunting town in England, at least Mesut will look suitably quaffed when laid to rest.

Could be difficult positioning him when his eyes are offside.

Now you know I'm a noob on here so I'd better explain that although you don't know me, I'm pretty broadminded when it comes to a bit of the old 'in and out' between a male and a female and strictly no poofery.

However, my brain is straining to comprehend what kind of cunt would be turned on by a garter belt with a dead bat on it.  Or maybe I'm in the minority here.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/etsy-ebay-bats-sold

No, don't understand your banter at all 😁

21 minutes ago, ProfB said:

under 30 chap started harping on - big K gave him - the length of her tongue & said what she'd like to do to his mother. 

Looks like she was already giving it to him.

9 hours ago, cunt said:

Brighton Cock

😂👍

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Isn't there a strong chance that such a cyclonic blizzard could blow him over to france?

Not even a cyclonic blizzard would blow him.