Mike Hunt

Others would say fuck off.  I say beat it.

I'd have injected her with my vaccine any day of the week.

I never understood what the supposed benefits were, apart from the fucking great lie on the side of the bus that no one has since been held accountable for (and any company in the private sector making such obviously false statements would have been hung, drawn and quartered).  Oh, and the end of foreign strawberry pickers and toilet cleaners taking our jobs.

What a fucking cunt.  Jeff Beck, a truly great guitarist dies, and this self-publicising cunt talentless bass player, who'd be a nobody without make-up and marketing in the 70s, is already there, bigging himself up like a politician.  He's not even worthy of kissing his ass.  He didn't even know the man.  In fact he probably thought his records sounded better in Dublin.  There is absolutely no way you can even have Simmons and Beck in the same.  Sentence.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jan/12/legendary-rock-guitarist-jeff-beck-dies-aged-78

And don't get me started on David Coverplant.  Fucking Plant/Rodgers wannabe.

12 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’m quite sure whoever adopts them after social services remove them from you, will consider renaming them something slightly less likely to guarantee them being kicked around the playground every day they attend school and probably ending up as transgender...

No need to be shy on my part old chap, the word is freak, fruit or just plain weirdo.

I thought he was Fannie obsessed.  This one wrote Are Cars Electric.

On 30/12/2022 at 00:54, SaiChodes said:

Not sure who that's supposed to be, it's not the other car-obsessed bloke is it?

Well to be fair there's a world of difference between fabricating a story about our boys pissing on captured Iraqis and The Ginger One openly stating he was toppling ragheads like chess pieces.

I hope our diversity policy extends to employing Afghan security officers when him and Whinge visit later in the year.

If the councils are actually telling the truth why they're no longer accepting all the pre-New Year sale DFS/SCS sofas then the Environment Agency is a bunch of cunts who soon won't need to travel further than the nearest lay-by to see the 2022 range left by the even bigger cunts.

https://www.letsrecycle.com/news/councils-halt-waste-sofa-collections-over-pops-enforcement/

I'm talking fat enough that you can't even find their cunt so there's nothing to be attracted to.

Now that fat women have been rebranded "curvy" (WTF, that's an insult to all Page 3 girl types), do the blokes just get called obese? Asking for a fat friend.

We love to judge other cultures by our own standards.  Some people think eating liver is disgusting, but I bet Hannibal Lecter was onto a good thing. 

On the other hand I hate poking into Mrs Cunt to extract her giblets.

Although it's pretty unfair that this funeral director cunt dissected bodies without permission and sold them, she was considerate enough to wait until they were dead before she did it.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/former-colorado-funeral-home-owner-sentenced-20-yrs-selling-body-parts-2023-01-04/

She also bears an uncanny resemblance to the "two weeks" woman from Total Recall

5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Proper fighter until that beast Foreman murdered him in only 2 rounds. 

He gave him a real grilling.

4 hours ago, Neil said:

He was framed.

Gimme a break.  You need a rest.

3 hours ago, Neil said:

I think they meant Jah Wobble surely?

Although I agree he should have had an OBE for his PIL bass playing years ago, he's completely the wrong colour, sex, orientation and everything else ie he's not a fucking freak.

Just seen this one, which ticks 4 boxes (excluding the London one) in 1 and saved them at least a couple of hours' intensive labour scratching around.

"Jawahir Roble, who grew up playing football in war-torn Somalia and now lives in London, has also been made an MBE for services to football. She became the first black, female, Muslim, hijab-wearing referee in the UK."

A bunch of fucking dykes who won a Mickey Mouse kick around.

Jesus Christ WTF is THAT.  Is she a scat freak?

11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

This is far from the worst picture that comes up when searching for smutty poultry-related content. I was particularly impressed with a series entitled "Man fucks hot chick", which I can't reproduce here for obvious reasons.

Sounds a bit too much like Pete Townshend saying "I really enjoyed getting stuck into the research material."

The cunt had no idea of the value of US equipment or terrorists' home addresses.  I'd have set at least a grand reserve on that.

https://www.techspot.com/news/97097-researcher-buys-us-military-device-containing-sensitive-biometric.html

There's a cunt there with a truly wicked sense of humour, who got fed up boring his patients with Merry Christmas texts, so he thought it would be more interesting for them to read a text saying they have incurable lung cancer instead.  This is a quite unique level of cuntishness to me.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-64116668.amp

16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Can but hope, the vile old poof. I want to nominate somebody black, but I quite like Morgan Freeman so Bill Cosby it is.

Jeez, has everyone forgotten Henry? Surprised his brothers haven't speared him in the back.

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The difference being, you would have shagged the tea lady at Auschwitz. And Irma Greese.. phwooarrr!

Why would I travel to Poland to shag the tea lady, when we can do it right here after hours.

On 20/12/2022 at 22:57, Wolfie said:

The more I think about it, the more it becomes apparent our country owes this former jihadist traitor nothing other than the same abandonment she showed us and our beliefs. Had she returned to Syria, she would have become a star in one of the ISIS beheading videos she habitually watched on her laptop, remarking "Islamically that is all allowed. So I was okay with it."

She was complicit to the brutal imprisonment, torture and murder of innocent people during her time in Syria. Only the cunting BBC (which we fund!) could offer her a newfangled media platform, ffs. Just imagine if they'd ever given someone like Savile his own kid's TV show!!

So far as this nuclear bomb of BO is concerned, a leopard never changes its spots. If I had the power, the smelly bitch would be weaving wicker baskets in a Rwandan mud hut by Christmas.

I agree. If the tea lady at Auschwitz was complicit in crimes against humanity then so is this bitch.