Mike Hunt

Why haven't these absolute cunts been nominated yet?

Anyway, I've just nominated the selfish, cunting bastards cos I'm having to use the wife's favourite curtains.

13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin.

A fucking bombmaking engineer more like.

Well nearly then

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

How the fuck do you pronounce her surname? 

I dunno but it's an anagram of airtime 😜

On 02/03/2020 at 01:57, King Billy said:

I used to watch the chase and still do but not so much. For general knowledge fans I think it’s the best and as it’s been franchised to loads of other countries it must be very popular and it stands the test of time. However, in the last year or so I’ve noticed that most or at least every other episode includes a homosexual, either effeminate mincing male or butch overweight female with crewcut included in the four contestants. And Bradley Walsh, good as he is, invariably asks the said freak a leading and surely rehearsed question about what they would do if they win some money. Oh, me and my husband ( if it’s a male) or Oh, my wife and me  blah blah, (if it’s a female) just to make sure that everyone watching is in no doubt whatsoever about their sexual preference. This bullshit annoys me because it is either to fulfil some unwritten quota or at least one in 8 people in the U.K. is now a bender or lezzer. Or possibly both are true which is even worse as that would mean that 1 in 8 is not considered enough and the country needs more to homosexualise themselves. I just hope that one day Bradley will ask one of them the one question which I need answered. ..,,,”What the fuck is wrong with you lot of fucking degenerate CUNTS?”

The beast is a fat cunt but at least he’s not a poof like the little Indian Cunt.

BW has become a cocky cunt, I'd like to see him slip up, the slippery bastard.

When I read the heading I thought this was gonna contain useful information about the bankrupt bint with the inflatable tits so my amusement was sadly suspended.

Anyway, I was in the bank last week (the food bank's on Mondays and Thursdays) and there were a couple of dogs in front of me in the queue.  One was small and had fur, the other was big and fat and had tits she had tucked down her jogging bottoms.  Suddenly the furry one starts jumping up at her crotch area and the other dog says (no kidding) "has mummy got a smelly pussy?".

Don't get me wrong, I'm all in favour of the Indecent Proposal principle but I don't remember Demi changing her mind and getting a refund.

It makes my piss boil when I read of all the dozens of starlet cunts who ripped Weinstein's wanking arm off for a $1M settlement agreement for a shag or a wank and a career-launching part in a movie for a bonus then start crying when they find out they can screw him for another $1M.  "Metoo"? More like mesue.  They must be laughing all the way to the bank.  I note none of them offered to donate their settlement.

And someone should offer Weinstein a remake of You've Been Framed.

From today's Daily Express.

Two observations:

1.  Yes, for as long as possible

2.  I can't see his point, he must have already spent more time self-isolating than any other twink-deprived pervert I can think of

19 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Biologically speaking, in terms of putting your cock in a bodily orifice. Is shit any more disgusting than what appears out of a fanny, you know, piss, occaisional bacteria infused discharge and a 28 day old blood egg.

Yes

19 hours ago, King Billy said:

And Harvey Weinsteins cock.

I know Mrs H likes to put it about a bit but she ain't no whore.

The usual vacuous females (plus the gopher) on daytime TV, which Mrs H has on every fucking day, notably that row of dog-ugly loose pissflaps at lunchtime. The same cunts who used the word "gorgeous" and "in my life" (as if anyone else gives a shit about their ever-so-important-life).

I've given this a lot of thought lately in my annual review of bedroom activities and the thought of fudgepacking Mrs H and leaving my cock decorated in last week's chicken korma still repulses me.  However it seems to me the media are doing their best to normalise this repulsive activity to make the shirtlifter's  peccadillo normal.

What do you cunts think?

David and Sally Abel you fucking cunts, you were crying and bleating for Richard Branson to wave his magic wand and be flown back to the UK at no cost to anyone to infect half the British population.  Cunts of the first order.  Keep them on the fucking ship another month for punishment and chuck their cunting phones overboard.

12 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

And anyhow, have you noticed that God seems to have a sense of humour because apparently Coronavirus is spread from the fucking chunk savages killing and eating pandolins. They even use the scales in traditional medicine, oh the irony. Well done Allah / God*

What's wrong with eating mandarins?