Mike Hunt

7 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

They're a rather friendly lot Eric, unlike the generally moody/paranoid cunts in London. For example, I was strolling down Oxford Street and some Gucci wearing slapper got all annoyed when I tried to put my hand in her bag (to check the leather out)... I did the same in the west country and the shell suit wearing lady didn't give a fuck, away with the clouds the was, only had methadone in her bag and some needles. 

 

Were you admiring her crotchet? 

10 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66920778

We've not only jumped the shark with this one, we - The Zeitgeist - appear to have done it in order to access the Doberman Pinscher and the Cockapoo.

Chris Packham needs to up his game when it comes to breaking the law for a noble cause.

"What's the problem? They were happy enough when I offered to groom their dog."

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I quite like that cunt, whoever he is.

It was a blonde she

No kidding, repeat offender (according to the Nottingham Post/police) driving a red Ferrari 801 LOX.

24 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Never been to Toxteth have you?

No, but used to live in bankrupt Brum,where they're all as mentally challenged as each other.

13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Honest question, Mikey. You’re pushing the wife in her wheelchair one night. You make the wrong turn and a mob of machete wielding dark-devils are running towards you. Would you leave her & save yourself?

Well DC, with Mrs H's state of health we must always take precautions, so we never venture out unprepared.  When threatened by machete-wielding neanderthal of the dark variety, my good wife promptly reaches into her bag and produces a bunch of ripe bananas.  She makes gestures at the ape to show them we don't have banana trees (or yellow birds) in this country, so no need for a machete to cut them off.  She then proceeds to peel one and hand it to the chimp, who beats his chest, puts down the machete, grabs the banana and scurries away, makes funny noises.

My parents used to say to me that banks were a "necessary evil". I'd prefer to label the media that way.

In their view anyone who shoots a white person, be it the police, gangsters or even - Heaven forbid - a bleck person, it's barely worth a mention.

But when a bleck person is shot, especially when they're unarmed, they're suddenly an effing saint with the media, as we already know and they can't wait to fan the eternal bleck flames of victimhood.  Because we need our regular reminder from the cunts that the police only ever arrest and/or shoot bleck people and they never, ever do anything to cause it themselves, because they're too busy looking after the poor or dancing around the baptist church.

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-police-officer-appears-court-over-black-mans-death-2023-09-21/

8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

To put a stop to all this racist offence I'm now going to insult in anagrams. From henceforth all darker skinned individuals will be known as giNgers.

🤭 snigger

23 hours ago, King Billy said:

the extraordinarily huge Amanita phalloides which had just burst out of his Y fronts. 

Those most certainly are freaks cos they've got a volva as well.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Bit rich when the wife is ‘less than athletic?’

I agree, though she can move her limbs and speak her mind and doesn't have rocks in her head.

In a special one-off, Michael Schumacher finally comes out of the house, horizontally - MTV Unplugged.

The perfect way of eradicating 99% of violent crime in the cities.  Black faced langurs attacking the monkeys.  They're clearly cunts for doing that, but so are the monkeys.

I just couldn't see any error in this statement: "monkeys are a menace in many areas in the UK's national capital, running across busy roads without warning - putting both themselves and motorists at risk - and often attacking unsuspecting pedestrians or residents."

https://www.reuters.com/world/india/monkey-business-delhi-gets-cutouts-langurs-ease-menace-during-g20-2023-08-31/

37 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Conversely, though, they're more than happy for toddlers to sit on the lap of a degenerate fucking queer in a dress whilst he reads them stories about teddy bears who like taking it up the fucking arse.

Hang them all.

Can't decide if that fag is Paul O'Grady or Steve Wright.

So if the baby cries while it's having its nappy changed it's clearly saying "No, Mummy/Daddy/Lesbo/Freak, stop".  So then in "its" fucked up fag/Frank N Furter world, they'll have to build 1000+ more prisons to hold the hundreds of thousands of repeat child abuse offenders.

2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The Alexandrian street urchin cunt’s actual name was simply ‘Fayed’ which, in Arabic translates as ‘shady sex-pest sand-nigger.’ He added the ‘Al’ prefix in order to add a little gravitas to his low status I believe. Anyway…I hope it was slow and agonising.

I thought it was a tribute to Paul Simon.

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’ve PM’d you Mrs Cnut’s number. Have them hook up and then fuck off together. I’d rather be lumbered with @Mike Hunt’s tart, frankly.

You really wouldn't

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Well seeing as theres no corners on the moon they'll find it difficult to open a corner shop up there.  

Everyone needs a bosom for a pilau.

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've used Poppadom in the title. Using it again will make me look like an amateur. 

And don't call me Shirley. 

Poppadom preach.

They're on the dark side of the bhuna.

5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

I hope that includes the Welsh. I hate the fucking Welsh.

Would that include Catherine Zeta Jones?

Another example of Gov't cuntery is their treatment of this former Myanmar envoy who's certain to be joining their former civilian leader as a casualty of their military government if he's deported.  He's currently holed up in their embassy in North London and is more than likely terrified for his future. 

Thousands of fucking dinghy occupiers can come ashore no problem at all (apart from possible Legionnaire's), but this guy has to be a genuine asylum seeker.

Surely a plan can be hatched for divers to smuggle him out in a dinghy, paddle him 100 feet out into the Channel, light a flare, fuck off then call the RNLI when they're ashore?

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Wasn't her old man Maximilian Schell who was in Cross of Iron?

Yep, though I remember him as the sinister but excellent Roschmann in The Odessa File.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don’t remember UFO.

You'd never believe the gorgeous Wanda Ventham could spawn an ugly bastard like Benedict Cumberbatch.

33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's a SHADO interceptor, from UFO. Space 1999 had the Eagles.

As a lad I had the Angel interceptor and the Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle from Captain Scarlet. They used to kick fuck out of Thunderbird 2.

 

The one I remember from Space 1999 (apart from the one with warts on her eyebrows) was Koenig's Mrs.  She must have had the vision of a chameleon and was the look that inspired Avatar.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Sir Arthur Coonan Doyle?

The Wog Ness Monster.