Been meaning to nom this cunt-filled, braindead, fag-packed program for months, which inflicts acute damage on my brain for the minute it takes to deliver Mrs H's dinner in the living room and run the hell out of there as fast as possible.

1) You can almost see a bloke behind the camera telling the couples who watch it to make exaggerated screams, shout or laugh their fucking heads off at absolutely nothing.  They make Harvey Price look like Stephen Hawking but without the wheelchair (or the coffin).

2) The fucking fags on it make me wanna throw up.

3) It's 30 minutes too long.

4) The people who watch this shit on their TV (including Mrs H) need a fucking psychiatrist for wasting their time watching braindead cunts watching TV.

5) Last but not least, Craig Cash.  I don't give a shit if he's supposed to be funny on other programs, I've never heard such a fucking faggy voice since that fucking  Scottish fudge packer from Bronski Beat/The Cuntunards.

The cock on the left looks like he wants at least one coating of brown in the dirty box room.

10 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

This hyper sensitive dysphoria lobotomised half-wit cunt motherfucker wants everyones kids to become trans at a young age and get them on pubity blockers, which many of them if not all would regret later as they get older and find their lives have been fucked up for good because of cunts like Levine following orders from the Nazi World Order.

Levine has got kids (i pitty them) and has stated he was glad he waited to go trans because he had his kids. The sinister thicko doesn't want that adult decision for any other parents kids. This is proper upside down, left is right and two plus two equals five designed clown world. He says, now check this out for some insanity, that kids can go through the wrong puberty.

As he is the Assistant Secretary for Health, then he can be trusted right ? i mean he is a picture of health and looks amazing in his uniform and cowardly lion hairdo. I would love to blow torch this cunt for days and carry out his trans surgery for him with some bolt cutters and lemon juice.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12321933/Transgender-Assistant-Secretary-Health-Rachel-Levine-claims-children-wrong-puberty-argues-gender-affirming-care-kids-evidence-based-despite-critics.html

 

 

 

Christ you had me worried there.  For a minute I thought that abomination was a UK minister.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I used to think that minus the bulldyke buzzcut she could have been fairly fuckable back in the day.

Did you ever see her in recent years, though? She genuinely looked like the sort of down on his luck tradesman I'd run into outside a grotty pub in Great Yarmouth having a fag, whilst he dispensed pearls of barely discernable racist wisdom in-between soiling himself.

Do you think she couldn't take it when someone gently broke it to her that she'd been sold Jewish jewellery?

20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Sounds like she was In Too Deep.

She knew what she liked though.

(The) Sweet has just 1 of the original line-up.  Pathetic.

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

I’m outside your house.

On 19/07/2023 at 15:57, Eric Cuntman said:

Is that the Pike one? The bloke playing him looks a good match for Jeffrey Hunter.

Christ his burned face scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.

How about the old series for small viewers - Mary, Mungo and Midget.

20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I don't remember that episode of Land of the Giants.

Walt Disney productions is completely revising Snow White and the Seven Dwarves to replace the dwarves with "magical creatures" of varying height, ethnicity and "multi-gender" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean).

So by being "inclusive", the Disney cunts are actually excluding the dwarves that should have been represented, aside from the fact it was supposed to be all about the dwarves.  This is just fucking nuts.

And then there are the revised names to consider.  I can always hope they'll retain a modicum of realism with Wokey, Golly, Dykey, Freaky, Tranny, Faggy and Mongy.

https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/walt-disney-latest-snow-white-woke-cancel-culture

15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Ahl si’thee. 

Ey oop.  And the most miserable dirge of a theme tune ever.

3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Perhaps you've in her mistakingly, instead of Mumsnet or Istillpissthebednet.

Never a good idea to accuse someone of making a mistake when your spelling and grammar's so poor.

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Excellent Wolfie. If I could give you 5 likes I would. What pisses me off most about the British Broadcasting Commies is the fact they have a statue of a naked child on the front of broadcasting house, sculptured by a cunt who sexually assaulted his daughters and fucked the family dog. But hey! He was an artist and what he did privately should have no bearing on his work. Despite the fact the statue is of a naked child. 

Fuck the BBC. 

While of course they eagerly reported those woke wankers hauling the Colston statue into the dock.  Colston did many things that benefited the people of Bristol and I for one will always refer to its legendary music venue as the Colston Hall.

47 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

West Midlands Police did half a decent job recently when they tasered one of those token chav-beast dogs mid-fight and threw it in a wheelie bin. My only disappointment is that the dog did not end up in the same place as Corrie McKeague.

I would have personally felt more satisfied pepper spraying the fucking thing and then giving it a few tenderising blows with a truncheon.

Why bring Corrie McKeague into it? That story is genuinely tragic and that was a cuntish reference.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

This is one example of where the BBC needs to be brought under proper control .. let Sky, ITV etc do the shit stirring.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-66108599

Migrant barge: Portland is a dumping ground, residents say

With 500 single men I'm sure Brighton would have welcomed them with opened arses.

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

This weirdo has received more sexual harrassment allegations while working at the BBC than any other person in television – period! Known for getting his cock out in public view on numerous occasions... from someone who has spent much of his career presenting BBC flagship kid's TV show 'Live & Kicking', as well as popular all-ages, pre-watershed family shows 'Strictly Come Dancing' and 'Holby City'. You couldn't make it up.

Can you think of any other human being, whether in the public eye and funded by the pubic or not, who'd keep their job after exposing themself at work on so many occasions? Would someone with a 'normal' office job be returing to their desk the following day after conversing with colleagues with their knob hanging out?

Un-fucking-believable. Only at the BBC. He must have something on someone, other than his penis resting on a shoulder.

Jimmy Savile.

40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Nuggit 

Bet when DC reads that he'll think it's a chewy treat for a golly.

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It’s ‘Kiev’. You should know. Bernard Matthews invented it.

Reminds me of old 70s ads, notably Nestle's Milky Bar.  On that note though, could never understand what the "nougah" was in the Mars bar.  Well it wasn't nougat anyway.

42 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I can’t work out if La Price is channelling Adam Ant or Robbie Fowler, the addled sow. 

Roy Castle must be spinning in his grave. And coughing. 

 

Lol Adam Ant, that's what I thought.  "Legs Open And Deliver".

46 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I am trying to remember the name of this presenter who you are so distressed about .. is his name Nigel?

Not unless you're making plans for him.

5 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Those aren't tattoos on her leg. It's guide lines for the surgery seams for when she cannon balls out another Godspacker.

Plastic surgery is an amazing thing. She probably came out of the birthing room looking like that half a cunt Tom Hanks was dragging across the beach at the start of Saving Private Ryan.

Talking of balls, I almost misread the last bit and thought you were referring to her looking like Wilson from Cast Away.

4 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

She'll buy him a Labrador as way of congratulating him on his success.

It'll be a mongrel

That's the first thing he thought of since he came off the rails.

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

Less of that snickering if you don’t mind.

That was sure made to make his eyes water