Mike Hunt

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

It’s a sick pastime anyway. Sitting on the average baby is going to kill it. 

Assphyxiation.

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Atomic bombs are quite damaging to people only if they’re stupid and haven’t crouched underneath the kitchen table in a faetal position as soon as it explodes.  It’s not rocket science ffs.

Fatal position. Absolutely.

3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Virginia Wad - she won it for the Queen, you know. 

Wonder which brand she inserted in the royal box

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Bloody Jean King

Jo Dunkie

Tampax Shriver

 

When they catch the net it's a lilet

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

Todays thrilling episode of the Ukraine reality TV show had the puppet President Vlod (in full GI Joe khaki costume) welcoming the cabals favourite climate goblin Greta ‘How dare you!’ Cuntberg to his movie set headquarters in Kiev (Hollywood) and thanking the stunted, titless little gargoyle for coming to offer her profound advice on ‘net zero’.

If anyone looks like a mong, she does.

Algeria and Nigeria bring nothing but trouble.  And cunts with progeria.

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Saddique Khan says that 4 million people a day die because of air pollution in London, and that his data shows that white cars driven by white supremacist Tory Party, Brexiteer bigots are 99.9%  responsible. The other 0.1% of deaths are innocent black or Asian people choked by racist white coppers who drive around in white police cars.

While black cabs always get chips on the hard shoulder.

13 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Meatloaf and Ann Widdecombe’s love child.

Peter Kay and kd lang

3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Get rid of the poncey watch and get a dishwasher you stupid cunt.

Mrs H agrees, she says it's a crockery of shit.

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Christopher Ward…probably the most bang for your buck, in the past. Online only.

Fucking poncey brand name though.

14 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Yup. Sinn are very underrated. Owned a few but not that expensive, Michael.

They aren't the bargain they used to be 15 years ago, but still better value for money than Omega, plus millions saved on poncey celebrity advertising.

The divers are built from submarine steel and the UX is oil filled and pressure tested to 10,000m...but I'm such a wanker with my watches I take it off when I'm doing the dishes.

FWIW here's my desk diver

https://www.jurawatches.co.uk/collections/sinn-ux/products/sinn-ux-s-gsg-watch-403062-bracelet-sn-198

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You can say that again! 

😛

17 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

They were only 200 miles away when they stopped.

46 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

So what?

So you really believe a relatively tiny tinpot army, who'd end up requesting more ammo from Putin could overthrow him? Neither did they.

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Saw Blondie back in '79 at De Montford Hall. She was utter pants. 

Leicester - guess you were living nowhere near Camberwell then.

It's criminal that Blondie found much greater fame and fortune than The Ramones did, both originating from CBGB's at the same time.

5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

They were only 200 miles away when they stopped. Things have moved on since the horse and cart,

I can be 50 yards from the Crown Jewels.  Robbing them's another story.

Anyone over the age of 8 in the mid-80s knew Rick Astley was just another fucking SAW one hit wonder with a voice like a golly. His CDs soon hit the bargain bin and that was the end.  Until some cunt thought 'rick-rolling' was funny and after that all the mongy kids started thinking of him as some kind of hero.  His appearance at Glastonbury must have been a lost bet.  The BBC hailed the frankenband singing Smiths songs "Superstars".  Jesus Christ.  The talent bar now is too low for a limbo dancer.

PS Blondie's an old grey cunt who can't sing either.

2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I've looked up the results of the Byford Dolphin accident in the past, so I have a rough idea how much of a cunt sudden changes in pressure can be on the human body.

Hadn't heard of that, just read up on it  I read the 4th guy's penis was found inside out 😬

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

So the 19 year old is unlikely to have truly "bonded" with his father?

Not unless they were from Basildon.

9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

For sale. Deep sea submarine support ship. Genuine reason for sale. £195,000.

Self-assembly flat pack.

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’ve been buying another Rolex this week. The Authorised dealer reckons that four of these billionaire cunts were wearing that mega-deep dive watch. Level 5 titanium guaranteed down to around 15000’+’ These watches, if diamond encrusted, as they will be, are worth around £700k each. That’s the only reason they’re searching for something other than gravy.

Rolex will be touting the watch "A titanic timepiece to pass on to future generations, proven to a depth of 15,000ft and robust enough to exceed 5 lifetimes".

13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Richard Basefart always seemed to get around these problems in VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA.

Funnily enough I actually watched an episode of that only a couple of days ago I hadn't seen in 50-odd years about some destructive toys.  They don't make 'em like that any more.

46 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Cunts still talking about retrieving the bodies .. mostly likely they were crushed to the size of an oxo cube so likely to have been eaten by the fishes or whatever else lives at that depth.

Wonder when The Fantastic Voyage is on next.

17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've heard the vessel was called The George Floyd 

It was certainly race-focused.