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Trucking Funt

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  1. 2 hours ago, Cockyroach said:

    The Honey Monster must be seriously desperate for a fuck to let that little miss piggy impersonator bleed the treasury dry. I'd rather rub my bell-end on a briar-patch than blow my beans into that posh fucking dustbin.

    Posh birds are quite often utterly debauched so I bet she takes it up the arse on a regular basis then licks his chopper clean afterward.

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  2. 27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

    Someone had to write up a cunting for this proposed bollocks by the wealthiest (not most successful) six clubs...

    Not a surprise really considering the foreign (mostly American) cunt owners...and as for the naive fans who actually thought their clubs gave a shite about them...you now see the big picture. 

    It's a fucking disgrace and signals the death of English elite football with its history of rivalries, derbies and songs.

    Super rich club's will have 'super squad's' which can accommodate playing in 3 continent type leagues (Asia, Europe and America's) and expect hot dogs and pop corn at games with fat American type cunts scoffing the lot.

    Any cunt who doesn't like football fuck off, I'm not interested in hearing you're shite...go and watch some Towie. 

     

    FIFA and UEFA have to show a pair of bollocks now and crush this cynical power grab in its cradle. League suspensions, transfer bans and withdrawal of clearance to run a football club from these greedy cunts should do the trick. If they don't act, the next step will be them tinkering with the rules to increase advertising revenue with games being increased to 120 minutes in the "super league" and divided up into quarters, something that the Home nations have repeatedly used their veto on IFAB to prevent in the past when the yank cunts have floated it at FIFA congress meetings.

    Players and managers should be left under no illusion that they will face serious sanctions if they participate in this fuckery as well.

  3. 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

    Where is my copy of The Lady you filthy animal? For the last two weeks you've been delivering Mojo. You filthy animal. 

    Keith: It's the distuibutters. 

    Dirk:   What, you filthy animal? 

    Keith: It's the dristuibtitters... 

    What the fuck are you on about? Have you been overdosing on gay scat porn again?

  4. 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

    I'm just saying you seem to have a predilection for extreme sexual. perversion whuch probably accounts for your wheelchair bound hideously deformed body. 

    What you're saying is complete bollocks! Fuck off and throw yourself in front of a train, you disgusting animal.

  5. 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

    Are you getting much trade now the Lockdown has eased? 

    I get out more if that's what you mean. Including to your street. You have been observed loitering in public parks and behaving in a disturbing manner around vulnerable people. I have reported this matter to the police given your history of posting your twisted and perverted fantasies on here.

  6. 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

    Both Fred West and Fritzl were insane and their activities were non-attributable to any religious leanings

    You are another imbecile of limited IQ who will be back in public lavatories speading AIDS when restrictions are lifted..

    lol.

    The evil of Catholicism possessed their souls like it did with the priests who nonced and tortured thousands of kids in Ireland. All Catholics should be put on the sex offenders register as a precaution and carefully monitored. After all, prevention is better than cure.

  7. 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

    No you’re all wrong.

    It’s called marriage.

    Fred West was a Catholic, so was Joseph Fritzl and Charles II of Spain. There is a clear pattern of inbreeding in Catholic families.

  8. 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

    Well by your own perverse logic she should have been last in the field what with all the experienced male jockeys also competing.

    Not at all. Like I said, the race has been made too easy. The fear factor for the jockeys is missing. Women didn't cope with the old fences because they got emotional and bottled it at the big boys jumps. I mean come on, a woman didn't even manage to finish the race until the 1990s.

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  9. 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    She 'fluked' 6 wins at Cheltenham as well. A right jammy cow eh?

    It's only because the fences are a piece of piss these days. Back in Red Rum's day she would have shit her knickers at the chair. The Grand national is meant to be the supreme test of jumping ability and endurance for the horse one of nerve for the jockey. Now birds and poofs are winning it, the race has become like women's football. A pale imitation of the real thing.

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  10. 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

    So far, funnily enough, it's been the Green Party who've stuck the boot in hardest:

    "This is the very public meltdown of a thoroughly disgraced individual, a man from Scotland's past who is obsessively pursuing personal vendettas. Alex Salmond is less popular in Scotland than Boris Johnson. I'm quite sure that very quickly after today we can go back to ignoring what is a very sad sideshow."

    I'd love to see him out on the campaign trail knocking on doors pleading for votes and some nutty feminist answers who starts screaming "PERVERT! RAPIST! NONCE!" at him in full glare of the TV cameras.

  11. 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

    I thought my rant was tangentially attached but don't mention anything with genital in it to the weirdos on this site including sow teats. I believe the whole concept of "owning" another life form and either enslaving or caging it is a form of mental psychosis that seems to bring no great benefit or happiness to the person but has yet again become a jew boy bonanza for retail. However, regarding the issue of problem dog owners which seems to have been going on for decades, I di believe it is so mixed up with criminality in local areas that my comparison with the no nonesense attitude in Spain and soft as shit Britain is valid. Clearly a dog is not a piece of property conferring rights in law on the "owner" which can be contested in court. Nuisance dogs and their owners should be dealt with as a police matter with no automatic right to appeal to the courts. Also the issue of putting dangerous dogs down shouldn't rely on an expensive longwinded process to determine their breed. It should be just done straight away and the owner named and shamed and banbed from future dog ownership or custody. The cunts now are not even banned for life. I find dog ownership weird and sickening and morally reprehensible anyway. There's a whole medieval mindset going on here which is completely out of kilter with modern life and most people's living conditions. 

    Did your spice dealer set his dog on you when you were late paying him?

  12. 6 hours ago, King Billy said:

    Albert would have had his legs twitching in about 20 seconds TF. I read a biography of him years ago. Fascinating story. He said his work at the Neuremberg trials was the most satisfying, professionally that he’d ever done. I can’t remember how many he sent on their way in one day but it was quite a few. He was methodical in his preparation, working out the precise drop and therefore length of rope needed for the height and weight of his clients, none of whom ever complained after their appointment.

    Pierrepoint was absolutely horrified at the botched executions carried out by the Americans on the class A defendants at Nuremberg. Their hangman was a complete charlatan who lied about having experience as a civilian executioner to get a promotion. Joachim von Ribbentrop took 20 minutes to die of strangulation because the rope was too short and if you look at the postmortem pictures of some of the others, you can see blood all over their faces due to the fact that the trap door was too small and they smashed their heads on the way down. Pierrepoint was indeed a master of his trade.

  13. 1 hour ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said:

    Why did you do it? Were you jealous of a happily married straight man with a family?

    He isn't straight, he's tortured by his filthy perversions. The only thing this cunt needs is a couple of minutes with Albert Pierrepoint and a fucking rope!

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  14. 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

    You are a walking living warning how the promise of paternal seeds, the chip off the old block, the fruit of the sweaty loins, can go so dradtically wrong. Mind you Vaniellier is a very special horse. Any relation? 

    That's rich coming from the contents of a specimen jar accidentally flushed down the shitter at Porton Down.

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