Trucking Funt

5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Yes....but the BAME community want an inquiry into why so many beards and peacefuls are dying....... well you have given one of the answers.  Keep the doors open and keep the police jus driving by is my view.

did you see that old Iman on the TV in interview in February... he said they would pray and that would be their protection.  Sky reported he has died.   Silly cunt.

I think this puts everything into perspective....

15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

With the Labour Party now a non entity the daft cunts are trying any bullshite to get noticed

Apparenty the death toll from chink flu is 35% johnnies from ethic backgrounds so labour have called on the government to launch an urgent enquiry, like they've got nothing else to do of course. With most of the cases in urban centres and the ethic "minorities" in London running at 40% I'd say theyre underrepresented in the capital.

If labour are so fucking concerned perhaps they should do their own research into the cultures of the non whites who've croaked it? Family size, understanding of English, religious practices and superstitions may all play a part in how this may have spread in these communities

 

The police are doing absolutely fuck all about the special ones gathering in mosques. I went past the one near me on Friday and there must have been at least 10 people around the entrance. As usual, our public servants are bowing to shariah law.

12 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said:

No doubt written by you.

You must be getting low on spice by now with the lockdown and all.

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

A black person called 'snowflake'? A bit racist innit? 

I expect the villain will be called Klansman or Donald.

30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Superqueeroes 

No doubt the back pages of the comic will feature articles on the benefits of gay sex and transgender reassignment.

6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

So the fucking French cunts have been impounding lorries carrying medical supplies to the UK

So when you hear lame, poor taste, blame mongering, political statements from the BBC cunts about how the Boris Government is failing the NHS by not having enough supplies...... the fact is he has ordered and paid for them.  But the fucking French have been pirates and stolen them......   

This has been reported on one back water page of the BBC online .... but it’s not a main talking point every night ...criticizing the French cunts over why 130,000 face masks have not turned up!!!   When they are sat in lorries  in a French port that have been impounded.   That should be reported every time some cunt says..... we haven’t got any PPE.     The BBC have the story but choose not to mention it very much as a key point.

Germans stopped all supplies of ventilators to Italy in February by the  way..... fucking cunts.

it will all come back to haunt them.    The French and the Germans are not looking good in any of this.  The French are always cunts in times of need. They will be judged.

bye bye EU.

This actually happened about 3 weeks ago and the stuff was released when the foreign office pointed out to the frogs a number of international treaties that would be in abeyance if they didn't release the shipment or hindered any others. Several hours later it was on the ferry.

1 hour ago, Neil said:

Just googled it,2 fucking grands worth? I'd want a lot better than that for a monkey.Anyhow a whack on the head and she wouldn't cost a penny. 

She looks like a Madame Tussauds fuck up of Genghis Khan's Down's syndrome afflicted sister.

43 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Well, why not. The Corner could use another reactionary fruitcake and armchair general who spends his time spouting off to no one in particular. I suppose now the pubs are closed we should expect more of your type, propping up the metaphorical bar in a Primark cardigan, coppering up for his next pint of cloudy water with an inevitable micro brewing story attached. If you could just hurry through the usual litany of grunting arsehole targets, blacks, muslims, gays, fat people, the disabled, the poor, the EU, young people and anyone left of Himmler then we’d all be very grateful, given that will probably mean you are nearer the exit via the obligatory nonce allegation spree and cooler holiday. Make yourself at home then you fucking clagnut. 

Now who's rattled?

14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Rattled.

Now you're just deluding yourself.

54 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

A few years back when a certain Countdown presenting rear of the year winner developed a fascination for The Red Arrows, it was apparently the case that the Scampton Officers Mess came to be known as CeeVees, given that most of the pilots claimed to have spent several pleasant evenings inside and often ended the night on their backs with their trousers missing. It all ended in tears when after a night on the ale some uncouth RAF Regiment fellow videoed himself hanging out of the back doors and jokingly tried to flog the video to The Sun. 

None of this is true, obviously. 

Careful with that vicariousness now!

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It’s always vicarious living with you, isn’t it? Be it Argentine bombs or Berkshire Breweries, you can guarantee you’ve got a secondhand story you can chip in with. Is your dad bigger than my dad, is he? Seriously you fucking knobhead, sell your cheap flag-waving come-on-Tim patriotism somewhere else, you’ve only been here five fucking minutes and I imagine most have already decided they’d rather spend time with the bits they cut off Simon Weston’s face. You’ll find a few more receptive customers for your jingoistic bullshit on here, but I’d much rather you just fucked off and died in a hedgerow somewhere, there’s enough evidence of the descent of man about these days without having to waste time on someone who I suspect still counts on his fingers at the ATM. Fuck the fuck off. 

You chimed in with with your combat medic union baron chum you self righteous tosser! Filling your posts out with virtue signalling bollocks in an attempt to appear intelligent isn't impressive either. Your previous post reveals you as the type who throws shit around the cage like an adolescent chimp when somebody has an opinion that differs from his own. The mere fact that you've raised the amount of time I've been posting here also tells me that you're a bit insecure and fear the possibility that others with a different viewpoint and life experiences to your own are going to take over the little world you've made for yourself and tell you things you don't want to hear. Perhaps you would feel more comfortable posting in the comments section of the Guardian because I think I'll stay thanks.

14 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said:

I'd prefer @Trucking Funt self immolate immediately rather than self isolate the stupid tracksuit wearing, toothless, souferrrn bowl top faggot.

Am I keeping you awake at night? Try raiding the fridge, oh no you can't because the food banks are closed and the supermarkets are not admitting the unwashed with lice infestations. Have a wash in the canal and make yourself look more presentable, you filthy binrat.

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

Fucking pissy pants mummys boy. Go and tidy your bedroom or you won’t get any turkey twizzlers tonight. Just you wait till your father gets home from work at the coal mine.

More likely the dole office.

18 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

No, I fucking wouldn’t. No conscript has died in defence of the UK in decades. Those that have died in conflict in recent memory joined the armed forces freely and were paid employees. These people you wish to commemorate annually, with a large parade and a strictly enforced public wearing of the poppy as a patriotism test. Five brown doctors (and several more nurses) die fighting a new contagious disease and your reaction to the public showing their appreciation is, to paraphrase “fuck them, they were getting well paid and knew what they signed up for”. I think we can all see the reason for your cognitive inconsistency, other than being thick as week old mince.

To be clear, you don’t have to come out of your hovel and clap like a seal, and I’m sure your long suffering neighbours would rather you didn’t, but if you do you might have more luck when you do your pathetic annual jumble sale to raise £24.50 for Help The Sodding Heroes. While you stand clapping, perhaps reflect, in so far as cognitive dissonance permits, on the fact that many NHS staff are themselves veterans. The best A&E Charge Nurse I ever knew started his career as a combat medic and saw action in The Falklands and Gulf War One. He was also a Unite Shop Steward and later Labour Councillor. He’d have squashed you like a fucking maggot you utter gobshite. 

Try running this bullshit by a certain Welsh guardsman I know who watched two of his mates get incinerated on the Sir Galahad and I'm pretty confident who would get squashed like a maggot. You're a fucking idiot!

16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

5 months observation and talking to staff in the canteen, gosh I’m in awe. Is that the full NVQ or just the Shitty and Guilds? I held a retractor at a heart transplant once, but didn’t realise that makes me Christian Barnard (look him up). Imbecile. 

14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

No, but it gives you a greater insight than most as to what goes on during a heart transplant. Similarly Trucking Funt would've been party to insider details regardless of his qualifications.

No further comment required.

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

On reflection you are clearly entirely correct and I am crushed by the weight of your argument. If I may just make one slight suggestion; that you read through my post once again and see if you and your formidable intellect can find what I might humbly call “the point”. It might take a while so I suggest you take sandwiches. Once you finish that, might you consider whether my edited version of your mighty thesis would to some people be just as valid.

There's a big difference between an annual commemoration of remembrance of those who sacrificed their lives in a just cause and an attempt by a bunch of screechy left wing spunk stains using an epidemic to incite weekly mass worship of its members wouldn't you say? Your effort to grant parity between the two is ridiculous and you should be ashamed of yourself.

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I don’t quite follow how some grease monkey who once worked on a truck acquired a comprehensive knowledge of the process involved in the manufacture of the trucks contents. Does this follow for everything? Tanker maintenance makes you a fucking petrochemist, does it? If knowledge is acquired simply by close proximity, I’ll be sure and tell my Gynaecologist friends, who by extension can write off lap dances as education and thus tax exempt. 

I spent 5 months at the S&N brewery in Reading watching the process and talking to the staff in the works canteen which has provided me with knowledge superior to that of your average fat ignorant northern piss guzzler, you miserable little simpleton. Stop trying to be clever as you're just embarrassing yourself.

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

From personal experience, I'm aware that there are some genuinely amazing and admirable people within the NHS. But this 'stay at home, protect the NHS' mantra is somewhat confusing to me. I thought they were supposed to protect us in times of medical emergency.

Reading between the lines, the message appears to be ... 'if you get sick, stay at home and die, because the hospitals are only for the rich and powerful.'

 

I agree with you. My dad had a brilliant palliative care nurse when he was dying of cancer. I spoke to her last week and she's absolutely mortified at the precedence being given to every cunt who thinks they've got the chinky plague at the expense of care for those who were already on the final furlong. When this is over, the cunts who created this cult are going to dragged through the streets.

10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

The NHS are basically in combat.

We cheer our soldiers on in times of war and serenade them when they march back through our cities with honour.It may be a bit gushing and mawkish to clap on the doorstep but it’s great for the morale of the NHS and community spirit.

Many of our doctors went to public schools and in parallel to the army they lead our NHS from the front.

Thanks god for our private education system.
 

Did you stand on your doorstep and give praise once a week for the lads in Afghanistan?

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I don't remember any references to beans or helicopters in Pierre Boulle's original novel.

That fucking cunt wrote Bridge on the River Kwai as well. He was so ashamed of the collaboration of French army officers with the Japs in Indo China, he slandered hundreds of thousands of British POWs. My Grandad hated Alec Guinness for doing the film adaptation.

6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Mangled thinking you contemptibly thick twat. Health trade unions have condemned the idea of war repeatedly, precisely because it maims and kills people. They then deal with the broken people for life, long after they are forgotten by a grateful Government. As for people being applauded for doing their jobs, presumably you’ll be picketing Remembrance Day with similar sentiments, perhaps yelling from the Cenotaph that the Veterans were being paid for doing their job for once and the national thanks offered by the annual Poppy festival makes you utterly sick. Dulce et Decorum Est? Moron. 

Piss off you gullible prick! Those trade unions are led by a bunch of Marxist traitors who condemned the war on ISIS simply because it was against brown people and it was a tory government giving the orders. If you had an IQ that reached into 3 digits then you would have been able to deduce that my condemnation was of the cult that attempts to bully the general public into pouring adulation on those who scream baby killer at the service personnel who defend this country. Remembrance Day is once a year and I'm proud to say I donate to service charities but the common purpose cunts seem to think everyone should stand on their doorsteps and clap them into their driveways every night.

I apologise if this has been already covered but I'm utterly sickened by people clapping on their doorsteps for those being paid for doing their jobs who belong to a union that condemn those who go off to get maimed and fucking die in service of their country. By that I mean UNISON. Fuck the NHS lefties. They're actually working for their pay for a change.

51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

They usually wank on about southern beer being piss and not a patch on northern ale as they're supping on a pint of Fosters. 

Northern ale is the same as southern ale made by mixing concentrate in vats with the same ingredients by continental drinks companies. It's all marketing these days and has been for the last 15 years. I know this because I used to do some work on Scottish and Newcastle's lorries before they got bought out by Carlsberg and Heineken. When I hear fat middle aged tossers from Blackburn or some other Northern shithole talking bollocks in Wetherspoons about Northern ale, I have a little chuckle to myself and wonder if they would love it so much if they knew what it looks like before it's mixed with water.

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Chairman Mao had a few ideas up his sleeve to bump off a few million chinese. The Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution to name two. 

Xi Xinping has devised a plan to eliminate the Muslim problem in Western China. He's locked all the men up in concentration camps and sent every Han Chinese communist party official he can find in to their homes to sleep in the same beds as their women. Prima Nocta Marxism style.

26 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I thought that was old footage of the Great Depression. Now you’ve made me depressed.

The depression never ended up there. Every cunt you meet from Yorkshire is still fucking moaning about some colliery or cotton mill closing in 1929 and their grandparents being forced into cannibalism.