Trucking Funt
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20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
A lady wouldn't expect anything less.
I'd make her brush her teeth after though, her curry gob might scorch my bell end.
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28 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said:
More Mario Balotelli and Gino D'Acampo in your case.
Haven't you northern inbred cunts got anything better to do like opening your UNICEF aid parcels? Must be tough up there with all the food banks empty.
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Just now, camberwell gypsy said:
History has Byron, Keats, Coleridge. We have you, Neill and Rev. Who says romanticism is dead?
I'd buy her a curry first!
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2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Old 'Lay-by' Gill.
Wasn't there a racehorse called doin a Taylforth?
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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:
She might be knocking 60 but still more shaggable than Katie Price.
If I had to nominate an ultra-gilf, it would probably be Gillian Taylforth. Remarkably well preserved.
I'm not saying I'd turn it down in the flesh but she wouldn't be in my wank bank. Personally, I'm more of a Monica Bellucci man myself. I bet she gives brilliant head and likes having her arse slapped when she's getting some from behind.
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1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I bet it still didn't take you long to reach the vinegar strokes when watching her, did it Trucking?
She don't do much for me these days with regard to assisting with those Sarson's moments as her complexion reminds me of a tanned leather sofa I threw out about 20 years back but I'd give her daughter one.
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21 minutes ago, King Billy said:
I disagree Stubbs. Greece, Italy, Spain and most, if not all the Balkan and former Soviet countries have large right wing parties ready to weaponise public anger should the EU abandon them, (or even give that impression) and in my opinion most would elect far right populist governments immediately and thousands year old grievances and hostility would quickly become the norm. Russia, Turkey, The US and China would immediately be jockeying for influence in all these countries. In other words chaos would ensue for a long time and inevitably that would mean war in many cases. Human history will always repeat itself eventually. That is the one certainty in life.
Hungary is already there. The parliament has just granted Viktor Orban the power to rule by decree indefinitely and his first move was to strip all of his political opponents of their funding. Poland, which has just put its entire judiciary under political control, will be next followed by Romania and possibly Croatia which has a long association with Fascism. Give it another 5 to 10 years and Europe will be back in the 1930s again.
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Ex stripper Linda Lusardi got on my fucking tits (no pun intended) this morning by booing about her "brush with death" on GMB because she had a bit of shortness of breath and a dose of the shits. According to her account, it all started with vomiting and diarrhoea and when she was first tested it was negative but had "zero" oxygen in her blood. She wasn't put on a ventilator at any time and wasn't put in ICU but was so fucking ill she managed to bore every other cunt to death with hourly updates about her "battle" and asking her "fans" to pray for her via twatter. Now the old mutton has made such a miraculous recovery she can do lengthy TV interviews without the slightest wheeze and have a shitloads of glam shots taken of her in full make up for gossip mags while grinning like a rapist in a nunnery.
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2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:
The Catholic Church is your chance for redemption and salvation from your world of inanity, diffidence and slovenliness.
Put your faith in Satan, he likes to have fun and so do I.
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Here's an interesting take on it all...
www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8193729/Raab-said-Johnson-good-spirits-werent-buying-it.html
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6 minutes ago, Eddie said:
Boris moved to intensive care, 50/50 if we get a new pm...
My money is on the Mogg to finally throw his hat into the ring. He's the smartest cunt the tories have got. I like Raab because he speaks his mind but I don't think he would get the support.
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On 24/02/2020 at 19:17, camberwell gypsy said:
I watched Mary Queen of Scots last night. Well, first 30 minutes. Thomas Randolph, who was an advisor to Liz, was black. One of Mary's ladies in waiting, Bess of Hardwick who was white, was a chink.
Now I'm all for diversity in film and theatre but not to the detriment to historical accuracy. I'm thinking of writing a screenplay for a historical film. 1936 Olympics. Wilf Smith will play Adolf Hitler, Sean Bean will play HRH Haile Selassie, Jo Brand to play Jessie Owen's and Morethan Freeman to play Churchill and Grayson Perry to play Eleanor Roosevelt.
If that dont win me a clutch of Oscars nothing will.
I think Ray Winstone would smash it as Gandhi.
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5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
The Welsh, retard-voiced slag is jumping on the #metoo bandwagon by suddenly claiming that ten years ago she was drugged in a restaurant, taken to a foreign country (unspecified)and repeatedly raped over a four week period. A few inconsistencies...
If she was drugged unconscious, how was her kidnapper able to get her on a flight? Do they allow unconscious cunts with no documents on planes now?
She's never told any cunt until she told every cunt (the record buying public) on social media.. hmmm.
lots of gushing about being 'brave, strong, coping' etc etc blah blah... followed immediately by the announcement of a musical comeback! Transparent, attention seeking fucking Jussie Smollet type fucking cuntstain. I genuinely hope these cunts who further their careers by making this type of shit up, are actually subjected to the reality of their sick fucking lies.
When she first put this shit out a few weeks back I thought it was bollocks. Her career disintegrated after her last album bombed and word has it she pissed off some power brokers in the music industry with some very unprofessional behavior that seriously damaged the career of an up and coming artist. Like you said, this is #metoo publicity seeking at its most gutter worthy and I hope the bitch burns in the fires of hell with satan's cock up her arse.
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Just now, Cunt-End Of The World said:
I beg to differ, certainly more valuable to society than the fucking snorters
She probably still had 8 other blokes encrusted jizz around her pissflaps by the time she got to Walker. That makes her a modern day typhoid Mary in my book. It's a shame the likes of her can't be branded to alert the unsuspecting general public.
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12 minutes ago, Joker said:
Raging footballist, Kyle Walker, breached social isolation rules by holding £2,000 sex party with two prostitutes at his flat.
Walker, 29, came under fire for holding a £2,000 sex party while telling followers to stay home and protect the NHS.
One of the escorts, Louise McNamara, 21, told The Sun: 'Kyle really should know better. On the one hand he's inviting strangers round to his house for sex and the next day he's lecturing everyone on the need to stay safe.'
It didn't appear to dawn on this slapper that she could have refused the money he was offering, obviously her priority is 'wealth before health'!
I bet her dad is really proud of her. I hope the filth arrest her, she isn't exactly key worker after all.
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8 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said:
Yeah it's not like the north has vast swathes of unspoilt wilderness and natural beauty or anything is it you thick twat. I imagine seeing something other than grey blocks of council flats and dirty concrete everywhere must be utterly otherworldly to a fucking wanker like you.
Here's the reality of your "unspoilt" wilderness.
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48 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said:
Nah it'd be more like "Fucking hell I'm never going back to that deprived, poverty stricken, arab infested shithole again!" 🤮
Nice to see they threw you a party to welcome you home.
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6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Does he say that before or after he fucks his whippet?
No, he had that for Christmas dinner because he spent December's dole money on spice.
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22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Imagine when he arrived back up north...
"It were amaayzin! Carpets, electric, kids runnin round wi' shoes on their feet.. an' you should see what they cover their floors with, line-o-leum! It's the future I tell thee!"
I missed this year's show.
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8 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said:
The south is full of thick cum guzzlers and low foreheads who all think they're Reggie Kray lul
So true like that scene from 28 Weeks Later when London gets Firebombed but even better lul
How do you know? Do you travel there regularly to get your arse reamed?
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49 minutes ago, King Billy said:
And it’s head is an Ethiopian war criminal who lots of countries have stated should be put on trial. He is a puppet of the CCP and has been ever since his days in charge in Ethiopia
To put it bluntly, this guy is a fucking parasite.
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8 minutes ago, King Billy said:
Yeah possibly, but you’ll be looking down on us from your Corona peak if there’s any of you still alive. Don’t imagine that your third world peat-bog/potato patch republic is somehow going to show us the way it’s done Panz. Remember half your country keeled over when the shops ran short of spuds. The Chinky plague hasn’t been programmed to swerve around the yyes men of the world such as yourselves. It won’t be long till the only sounds heard in Dublin are the trundling wheels of the fever carts and the shouts of “Bring out your dead!” as the rat covered corpses pile up in the open shit filled sewers making their way down to the Liffey. You must be very disappointed Panz. All these funerals coming up and you can’t even squeeze a few quid and free sandwiches out of the grieving families with that old battered tin whistle you’ve been assaulting peoples lugs with recently. Anyway, Fear not. The end when it comes will be quick, but also agonisingly painful. Anyway”Top o the morning to ya”
The fuckers will be on the phone to Boris in a couple of months begging for another loan. It never ceases to amaze me how they always brag about how prosperous Ireland is but can never navigate a crisis without begging us or the EU to bail them out.
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53 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:
England look on track to mirror Italy these days
PANZERMURPHYBABY
See you when we get there.
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6 minutes ago, Eddie said:
100%
Done.
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Celebrity virus attention seeking
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The pictures on Sky news earlier of malnourished northerners raiding bins because they are too unhygienic to be admitted to supermarkets even for 10 minutes to buy the reduced moldy bread at the end of the day were truly shocking. Word has it that its not the chinky plague responsible for most of the deaths up there but an outbreak of typhus that's being covered up by the government. If you dirty bastards at least had the self respect to have a shower more than once a quarter you might learn how to live like human beings.