Trucking Funt

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Yeah that sounds like it. If a black man walked in, everything would stop. 

I got dragged there against my will on more than one occasion for some decrepit old couple's 90th wedding anniversary do and made to sit with some snotty tory kids. Always used to end up with me going home early after hitting one of them. Not that I had any political ideals at that age, I just thought they were beneath me because they went to a posh school.

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Bellenden Road?

That's the one. As I remember, it used to get rather lively in there of an evening. I saw my first glassing in there when I was a slip of a lad. My old chap also used to drink in the conservative club when it was at Hanover park just behind the Houndstitch. Most of the punters were war veterans who wished Hitler had won.

Just now, JohnnySaucePants said:

 For fuck sake, if its spuds that need harvesting, get the Irish onto it. They have  potato digging skills better than anyone. The pikey cider necking cunts. 

Jobs a goodun. 

Fuck that! They only know how to find the rotten ones.

59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Sounds like Kellies in Peckham.  Not sure if it's still there. May have been burnt to the ground. However, this pub was a Jekyll and Hyde pub. In the afternoon it was a respectable hostelry that had many of the staff from the Town Hall and Housing Office frequent it for their lunchtime drinks and sarnies. However, come the evening it turned into something that resembled dear old Billy's description. Blood and vomit up the walls and carpet, whores plying their trade in the dark recesses, fights, glassings, debauchery. It was fucking hell on earth. Mind you, beating the shit out of drunk cunts and nicking their wallets got me a bit of extra money. 

Christ! How old are you? I vaguely remember that place being on my dad's Friday night pub crawl. Did you ever drink in the Prince Albert?

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

That’s always the best part. When you tell them.

It's even better when you have a video to show them as well.

23 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Dunno ..hes a doctor and statesman..your posting on cunts corner..of a Saturday evening..jurys out on that particular conundrum 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Statesman is a bit of a stretch. Angela Merkel's anal bead sounds more like it.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Who is that in your avatar Truffle Hunt?

My neighbour after finding out I'd shagged his missus and daughter.

9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Dunno punkers baby..the gay indian seems to be streets ahead of boris in his efforts at tackling this pestilence malarkey 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

He's type ARE a fucking pestilence!

On 24/03/2020 at 14:28, Eddie said:

Three teenagers have been arrested after an elderly couple were allegedly coughed at and assaulted in Hertfordshire.

Police said the couple were approached by three males before one coughed in their faces in Paynes Park in Hitchin shortly before 1pm on Friday.

One of the alleged victims, a woman in her 70s, sustained a black eye and was taken to hospital for a checkup before being released, according to a spokesman for Hertfordshire constabulary.

A man in his 30s who tried to intervene to help the couple also sustained bruising to his face, police said, and his vehicle was attacked, although both the guardian and the bbc have failed to say that the hero that intervened was Tommy Robinson and all 3 of the teenagers were non white, one being a refugee with a knife crime offence on his record. 

 

The filthy little cunts ain't so fucking hard now....

4 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said:

I just read that Charles has been shaking hands with a whose-who of absolute cunts this past week. Walking talking foreheads Ant and Dec, Phillip 'the stabber' Schofield, Ferne eagle-face Cotton and Craig all-the-days-a-cunt David. Exceptional work Corvid, exceptional. 

My money is on Schofield as the carrier. He's been looking a bit peaky since he confirmed what everyone knew many years ago and it's well known that married men who like Nigerian cocks up their harris on the sly are disease reservoirs.

2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

I hope she sticks to her principles and avoids any environmentally-damaging medical equipment and uses only fair-trade organic medicine.

I wonder if mercury is classed as organic?

In other news, Greta the mongoloid is claiming she has the chinky plague. I hope it kills her slowly and takes her chancer parents out as well.

These intestinal worms must be hunted down and necklaced ANC style, preferably in front of their bitch mothers.

2 hours ago, Joker said:

We don't wish to know about your sordid sex life, thank you very much!

It's non existent at the moment anyway, the mrs is currently being held prisoner by the mother-in-law.

The fat cunt must be on the verge of bankruptcy to pull this shit. I'll be passing my local branch later. If the fucker is open I'm calling the old bill.

I hate to say this but it appears the fat bastard is a victim of a carefully coordinated stitch up orchestrated by one of his accusers. There are reports that she made phone calls to other accusers to ensure their stories tallied before he was charged and that Jimmy Krankie's mates pulled all kinds of strings to make sure that he was. If that isn't conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, I'll be buggered if I know what is.

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

It doesn’t work like that. When the banks are fucked, there are three options available: bail in (with depositors’ money), bail out (with tax payers’ money) or let them sink. Currently, we are doing QE for the public and businesses. I give plus points to Sunak for doing a good job. A rare bright streak in this dim government. If there is an inflation later, wtf. We need the cash now.

In reality, it does work like that. If the government needs more ready cash to increase liquidity it can order the governor of the bank of England to produce it. This is a once in a century emergency where the government can either borrow hundreds of billions that we will be paying back 80 years from now or simply increase inflation by a couple of percent by paying the tab in cash. My preferred method is a bit of both.

40 minutes ago, The Beast said:

The capitalist system is built on debt. Now the peasants at the bottom of the pile can't pay their debts, because they have been told to fuck off home and lock their doors, the fucking government is giving away money. If the debts aren't paid the banks will go tits up....again. This is not sustainable. I'm guessing a shitload of money will have to be written off in some form of agreement between the leading economies and the World bank. Those that have an interest in making their ideology stick,  have no choice, or have to eat humble pie and say capitalism doesn't work and Mr Chink's communism is better. 

Meanwhile, in the real World, the bodies are mounting up. Cunts like me have to attend to the virus carriers with little more protection than a surgical mask, plastic apron and gloves. No wonder some of the clinicians are becoming the punters. Virtually all of the healthcare resource is directed at this fucking thing, but the long list of people that have multiple comorbidities still need their conditions managed, the elective surgery waiting lists will become even longer and cancer detection success will drop. Probably more people will die prematurely from inadequate and sub optimal healthcare the next few years than die directly from contracting coronavirus.

Whatever ones theory of how this virus came to be in circulation, we are not getting the show back on the road like before anytime soon. 

The government always has it's weapon of last resort if the banks start to tumble in the form of quantitative easing AKA inflating the fuck out of sterling until the UK resembles the Weimar Republic.

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

When the shit hits the fan after this Chinky flu is gone Panz You and your fenian clan will have to choose which side you’re on. The Yanks and the Brits or the yellow army. There won’t be any “We’ll just stay neutral and sit this one out like you lot did in 1939. Not an option this time. Let’s hope you make the right choice cos Wales isn’t gonna like the  tsunami that hits Holyhead when we nuke ya if you choose the wrong side. Even better if you come with us will be the humiliation of being saved from obliteration by Donald the Orangeman. LOL

NO SURRENDER 🇬🇧🇱🇷

Nukes are expensive. With all this work going on at Porten Down looking for a chinky plague cure, I think the more cost effective option would be to have a clearout in the warehouse to make space and send the backstabbing cunts our stocks of smallpox and botulinum over in brimstone missles. 

On 21/03/2020 at 07:44, PANZER MURPHY said:

T'was but equally at home on the sax gyppo baby..its a disgracefully promiscuous instrument..did ya know the sax solo in baker street was originally written for a geetar?

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

It was written and played superbly by Bob Holness.

12 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

RSPCA probably want to talk to you 

Panzbaby 

What are you suggesting exactly???

12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I remember. You have a 3 year old ginger son. Thanks for the chlamydiosis, cunt.

Not me mate. I made sure the spunk catcher was firmly secured as soon as she told me she liked it up the tradesman's.

7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Ive a thing for redheads with regional accents

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

I shagged a redhead from Dublin a few years back. Proper kinky bitch, stupid fucking accent.

2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You should pray for forgiveness for you know not what you say.

 Your failure to condemn the evil sexual practices in your midst aligns you with the grievous sinners. 

I worship Satan. He's more broadminded.

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Filming for Eastenders has been suspended. That's it, we're fucked now. 

Where will the ginger beers and multi cultis get there suspension of disbelief fix now? Hopefully, in a fit of depression they will all commit harikiri instead of burdening the NHS at this difficult time with their AIDS symptoms and vegan induced malnutrition.