Hammer of Cunts

I've just Googled this woman and have now seen enough pink to last me for the rest of the year.

Thanks. Is there some reason to give a fuck about him?

Life's too short for that. How about a few sentences summing up his views.

At least I don't have to pay them.

Perhaps you could precis some of his work to show why this is relevant.

Of course not, the concept of "winners" and "losers" is a relic of the patriarchal hegemony.

No they weren't but I'm not sure that the scores mattered. It was the taking part that was important. Very empowering.

Having failed to interest the world in any ladies' sports that don't involve mud and nudity, the media are now pretending that international netball is newsworthy. As we are now hearing very little about the ladies' football, I assume that our dykes have been knocked out of the "World Cup". What else can women not do as well as men? Rounders? Hopscotch?

A mate and I once drank half a bottle of scotch and had a toke in the fume cupboard during a chemistry lesson. The last I heard of him, he was training air-traffic controllers.

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/prat What should I misspel rongly now? Bel-end? toser?

Most pubs wouldn't open a bottle of wine (even if they had one) on a weekday because it would go off before it was finished. Lager was for women, foreigners and puffs. We used to make our own cider and sell it for 50p a gallon (£!.00 to trippers).

Prat.

Next time, get one of those space-saver wives; they won't go so fast but they can get you out of trouble. And some of them have got a red middle.

Find him a place on one of those huge car transporters, he'll like the orange glow from the Li batteries

I thought you'd appreciate a quote from the Belfast Cowboy. That's a really fucking clever apostrophe. It marks you out as a true intellectual titan (or a functionally illiterate bigot).

he's much older now with hat on drinking wine

Downsizing urban wankers should just fuck off back where they belong. The Welsh lads had the right idea about holiday cottages. Anyone driving a 4x4 with no tow-bar is a prat.

Why the fuck is this "news" in the first place? Does this kind of reporting really do much to justify the licence fee?

I think he might be still there. It's possible that the penny has just dropped that "life's shit, then you die".

You're a Mormon? FFS! There aren't many on this side of the pond.

You don't see Elvis impersonators so much these days.

Like Oasis or Marrillion.

There are a lot of "heritage acts" touring: a couple (or fewer) of blokes from a band, big in the 60s/70s, trotting out the hits for a few dollars more. The publicity rarely mentions that there could be 50% or less of the original band members. The Ones who are Still Sort of Alive. Posters, adverts etc. should clearly show this, eg: The Who (tossas), The Rolling Stones (tossas) and so on. It would allow young folks to appreciate that they are not seeing live rock music in its original form: a vomit covered stage in the back of a shitty pub on a Tuesday night, but a shiny, bowdlerised simulacrum.

Is that the same media that Rupert Mufdoch owns? Ballard is a fucking Mormon, which, in terms of made-up bollcks, beats the rest of the Abrahamic drivel hands down. How can anyone take seriously a man gullible enough to believe in it?