Hammer of Cunts

19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘qualified professionals

They will have the same level of skill as "barristas".

10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My mate used tippex to whiten his teeth and they disappeared 

Wrong type of teeth?

10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

foot binding

That was China: Stopping it was the only good thing that Mao did.

An absolutely disgusting practice.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Black Teeth have oozy pus and other matter in the gums.

Considered very attractive in Japan at one time.

Not just Manchester.

As I get older, I notice how the world seems, increasingly, to revolve around the young. Today, I went to buy toothpaste and found that the only type available was for use on white teeth. This is discriminatory; there cannot be many of my generation that would find this suitable.

If it were my face rather than my teeth that were brown, manufacturers would be falling over themselves to cater for my requirements.

37 minutes ago, and said:

To save you time, I'll give you the gist.

To save even more tme, fuck off.

Live sign-language interpreters in theatres (and cinemas) are quite a popular attraction, people have their favourites. They don't just stand there, they act out what's going on so that you can tell whose speech they are relaying. It's quite amusing.

I suppose it's annoying for someone watching "late-night" television when the little Magnus Pike blocks the view of a nipple or an orifice.

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I don't think that it is a maybe .. there has been clear evidence of mushy brain syndrome during the whole time that he has been posting on here.

It's hard to tell; I think he might be Welsh.

11 hours ago, King Billy said:

You need to get off Tinder (or Grindr), pull your ‘Sunday best’ trousers and blazer on and venture out into the big scary real world. What have you got to lose?

Can't see what you're getting at there, am I missing something or is it gibberish?

Maybe you've caught something.

14 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

It is but I thought any enthusiasm  to get anything even remotely correct would be utterly wasted on you 

To which "hooligan 2 strokes are you referring? Other than mopeds. 350 LCs, GT750s? Unreliable or unrideable, take your pick.

I once met a bloke who had a Silk, but he was a 70yr-old who made paper and lived in a igloo with a grass roof, not a hooligan.

19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is tuk tuk Afghanistani for virgin?

Christ! Did you read that right to the end?

I lost interest at "we".

13 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Do you wish to elaborate. 

Is that a question?

3 minutes ago, and said:

With his 'good friend' Abdul. 😉

Don't be silly, Abdul's a Christian. He follows a life of bible studies and quiet contemplation. He's more likely to be handing out tea with the Sally Anne.

42 minutes ago, and said:

Speaking of which, where is @Wolfie?

He's trapped in the tunnels under the STD unit at Rafah Infirmary.

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

when you look closely at it Islam is simply a variation of Judaism

No need to look closely, all three (Islam, Judaism and Xtianity) are know as "the Abrahamic Religions" and worship the same sky-fairy. The pentateuch is part of the scripture of all of them. Christianity was originally a Jewish sect. Islam was invented six centuries later by a confused kiddie-fiddler in a tent.

Some follow the Gourd, some follow the Sandal.

4 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

leaders that the Palestians have chosen are a load of blood thirsty useless lumps of shit who are no better than Mafia gangsters.

Hamas/Palestinians are trouble makers and few of their co-religionists have spoken up for them; they were kicked out of the UAE and Jordan (where they stirred up a war with Syria). It sats a lot that their, Muslim. neighbours in Egypt have closed their borders while the Jews get on with sorting them out.

If your neighbour spends his time lobbing dog-turds onto your lawn, sooner or later you'll go round and put his windows in.

If you show it, they will watch.

On 08/02/2024 at 19:40, entitled little cunt said:

2 strokes were and are the hooligan

Bollocks.

Just try to remember that brevity is the soul of wit.

In your case, how about paring down your dribblings to postings of just a (misplaced) full-stop.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you want a window into the mentality of the Turk, get your car washed at one of their places. Leave about 5 or 6 pound coins in the centre console dish and then see how many are left when they hand you the keys back. Dirty fucking small time verminous shitweasels.

Where did they all come from so suddenly? Within the last yrar, there'd a couple of them in every town. t took a decade for all those Chinese takeaways to appear and Indians have been buying up corner shops since the '60s. This influx seems to have some organisation.

22 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Asian grooming gangs

Fucking hell! I didn't Know that girl in the van with pictures of poodles all over it was Asian. I thought she was Welsh or something.

Does this mean that Asian groomers will be setting up slightly sinister "parlours" all over the place? Like Turkish barbers.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

At the last Winter Olympics Africa was represented by just six athletes from five countries, all in skiing events: Eritrea, Ghana, Madagascar, Morocco and Nigeria.

The theory is that black people can't afford all that expensive winter sports equipment, and obviously when raiding Sports Direct during a riot bobsleighs are in short supply and a bit too heavy to carry anyway.

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I don't think that the athletes themselves have to pay for the kit. I should Imagine that Lewis Hamilton gets a free car and Usain Bolt is snowed under with complimentary running shoes.

17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

.I live in a very nice posh little village

I wonder how the local people felt about having their village infested with "downsizing" suburban wankers and fucking Airbnb, while their children get a poxy fucking starter home built on a filled-in tip.

We don't give a toss what colour the blow-ins are, we hate them anyway.

56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If bongo people aren’t interested in it… it’s racist.

There aren't many black bikers either.

I've known some viciously segregationist badgers and I think ash trees are anti-semitic.