ChildeHarold

16 hours ago, KingRollo said:

I'd steer clear of Pen's bush if I were you. I hear that thing bites...

I hear it's partly nylon and self lubricating, but that's what you're mates have told me. 

7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I’m totally against marijuana being legalised because my mate, Marjorie (usually known as Don Marje) went to prison for dealing with that shit and suffered several years of getting hard cocks up his arse.

Imagine how he would feel if you suddenly turned round and said ......oh fuck it, do what you like, nobody gives a fuck. I’m not a two bob druggie loser myself so I don’t give a shit but you’ve gotta stick by  your mates innit?

On fire today aren't we? Cool off and don't come back you miserable twat. 

15 hours ago, White Cunt said:

It sucks nine times of of ten. But I have also seen some brownie and Balkan quality and that’s complete and utter shit

I had a broken bicycle wheel in the Balkans and a village smithie/repairer mended it in thirty minutes, no fuss, no shit talk, just did it and cheap... and fucking better than new. So fucking don't talk out of your Little Britain arse you ignorant cunt. 

On 22/07/2020 at 14:19, Gordon Bennett said:

Having seen the interview with Bianca and her partner, they came across as good people, eloquently spoken. Why on earth the police felt the need to forcefully try and remove them from the vehicle and separate mother from child is beyond me. Clearly a racially motivated incident.

If I didn't hate the whole sports Team GB industry and its false values and all the cunts in it I would agree with you. 

14 hours ago, judgetwi said:

B & H minstrels? Was that a variety  act based around smoking fags? Sounds interesting, a shame I missed it. 

Rothmans

19 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

I have seen some nonsensical fucking bollocks on this site, but the last page and a half takes the cake. It’s like the mad hatters fucking tea party on here. 
 

Sort yourselves out you fuckwits. This shit is supposed to be amusing.

Thus saith the non-contributor to fun. Miserablecunt. 

15 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck me!.......Jeff Bezos! What’s that rich cunt doing on here? What happened Marjorie? Did you flog off all the bog rolls you hoarded when the Chinky Flu turned up? 

It's NOT Chinkyflu, you tart, it's Covid-19. 

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I have to give you 1/10 for at least keeping in the melee and not rolling up in a ball and screaming “Help”. You are slightly disturbing though.

Roadkill screams: I love the smell of arse in the morning. 

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

In your fucking dreams - you'd resemble a burst packet of minced beef from the waist down.

You're fucking awful at this.

Now the match is closing on Chelsea's humiliation Roadkill's unwashed fingers that have been masturbating to red and blue for 90 minutes seek refreshment in opportunistic sallies on the internet.

9 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

I'd steer clear of Pen's bush if I were you. I hear that thing bites...

He never quite recovered his career after that small part as an attacking lettuce in Day of The Triffids. 

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Shut your dribbling fucking cock warmer - its making a most unsavoury noise.

Desperate little opportunist bottom feeder.

Arse sniffer has wandered into the conversation like a hot arse seeking missile. 

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Are you closely related to Gemma Collins or any of the other TOWIE spastics? 

No. 

54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

its a taster of what's to come. They're testing the water for the final phase when they make it law that everyone has to have surveillance cameras in their house. And by the looks of it, the public response will be...

'well, it is for our own good'

Make sure you check with the government, how many people you're allowed to invite to a barbecue before making any arrangements.

If no cunt can see what's happening, we're already fucked. 

How to win enemies and lose friends you pathetic paranoid psycho. 

32 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Eric you and other fools with same mindset are the strongest argument for making us wear masks all the time.

Don't dignify this wretch with his first name! Shit face maskless wanker. 

22 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ve posted Pen a dozen medical grade masks this afternoon. I found them beside a bin at the rear of the ICU as I was driving past the hospital today. I don’t suppose the cunt will even thank me. Hopefully he won’t live long enough to.

Spiffo in the paranoid cunt's face! 

6 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

I went into a shop this morning and there were noticeably more people wearing masks than last week (even the staff). It seems to be becoming the norm.

Was that for your 7.00 am pack of Special Brew? 

4 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

Have you been getting tips from Pen?

I am sure that is some sort of spy code for  "I have the package you are seeking and will make the transfer at midnight in the usual place." In effect, Pen's favourite bush on the Heath. 

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You find them in caves but I'm not sure which one hangs down. 

They actually gave up and rejoined the Tory Party after they decided to back brexit. 

On 21/01/2019 at 18:10, Cuntybaws said:

They had their moments, in fairness, but on the whole I'd rather stick circular files up my urethra than watch them.

Chaplin was a completely unfunny cunt, along with Keaton and Lloyd. Fatty Arbuckle was good for a laugh, though.

You are smoother than Torvil and Dean in Bolero. And a lot less interesting. 

2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

No... it shouldn’t.

Could you lengthen your reefer? 

22 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

The debate I am involved in regarding yourself is to speculate why you post the things that you post. 

My hypothesis is that you have an ABI from being knocked off your bike the day you were too lazy/rushed to wear your helmet.

If you had an opportunity to ask Bianca Williams one question, what would it be? 

Trying too hard. 

1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

I think inter-generational incest might be a bit too liberal, even for Channel 4.

Are you sure "lascivious" is the right word? Some of these long words can be tricky. There may be a dictionary on the trolley tomorrow; ask the friendly lady to read it to you while she's cleaning you up.

You are the one constantly into "dick". 

4 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

Chelsea's Defence sounds like a film suitable for the Drama channel.  I doubt such a film would be worth watching though. It would probably be a legal drama about a carer, looking after a tragic victim of a bike accident, who got distracted and let him eat crayons...

Has anybody received your last rolo and did they survive the diabetic coma.?

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Not of myself. I've never had the desire to fuck Mrs McCann. 

Madeleine - Germans (partly) responsible. Madeleine (Mk 2) Portugal 1/Germany 4. 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

It’s a long way to go for a caravan but I might go.

Will you be coming round the mountain, when it blows, on the way back?