ChildeHarold

Just hoping this film will be made in double speed time. In fact the longest running franchise in the UK's justice system is the one where a totally innocent decent person has their life rubbed out or ruined by a mindless yobbo who gets out after serving a minimal sentence. This gets released on a regular basis. Charles Bronson please come back and pop all three of these fucking anti-social cunts before their social workers and their lawyers wrap them up in cotton wool with all their little comforts. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MURDER NOT MANSLAUGHTER YOU CUNTS. 

19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I went to see Jerry Sadowitz a few months after the fire, and it's fair to say that "bang out of order" doesn't even begin to do justice to that act.

I imagine Sadowitz is right up your street amongst other things. The Dark Triad beckons. 

52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The other black woman in the House of Lords is Floella Benjamin. I don't begrudge her the seat though. I quite like her, she was my favourite play school presenter.

You are mentally still there. 

Just now, KingRollo said:

FUCK OFF!

You two have so much in common... 

21 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Of course all this running for President, twitter activity and “bi-polar” meltdown has nothing to do with Kenny having a new album out on Friday. Given the current state of the world and the Yank media’s obsession with deTrumping, he’s managed to get his name right out in front just at the right time. I reckon old Kenny ain’t as dumb as he looks. 

Not far off the mark. Running for President is certainly less arduous than going into court with Amber Heard. 

2 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said:

Why, according to the MSM are there so many confused wankers hovering around? 

Apparently, there's confusion over mask wearing, social distancing and gatherings, alcohol consumption, gender, sexual orientation, good and evil, car insurance, brexit, Donald Trump, China, Ape and a shit load of other irrelevant tosh.

Any wanker who's claiming to be confused by such shite is simply a lazy, thick cunt seeking to disguise their inadequacies with a diversionary label.

They can all fuck off.

 

Yep, read LIBERTY TAKER and AWKWARD PRICK for "confused". 

22 hours ago, Roadkill said:

A fucking pathetic specimen.

Insultingly poorly disguised attempt to garner a single friend by butting in on arguments and stirring shit.

Shall we make him the new Reptyle?

 

Shall we? Shall we dance in the pale moonlight? Which part of the Dark Triad have you crept out from? 

3 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

No problem Eric, I quite understand. Wizard always complains about his terms and conditions when he's had one too many from his special cauldron.

Glad to hear your judgement wasn't wholly impaired and I hope you burned down Trumpton clock.  They were forever bragging about their stupid clock, "Telling the time, steadily, sensibly; never too quickly, never too slowly. Telling the time for Trumpton". What the hell else is a clock supposed to do? Stupid sods.  And Camberwell fucking Green can go next on your list, Eric: if you come across Messers Pugh, Pugh, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb, hang them all.  Especially Grubb.

I am thinking about putting you on the honours list to be knighted for service to the realm - Sir Eric of Cuntman. Does that appeal to you?

Eric has asked me to give his usual tesponse to cold callers: Fuck Off! Now open mouthed marvel at that sycophant. 

On 20/07/2020 at 20:19, King Billy said:

Charlie Babbidge.

No! Die Weisse Engel! 

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck off.

Another pearl. 

3 hours ago, White Cunt said:

The standard of workmanship must have at least matched the quality of the bike. I know the Balkans are light years away/ahead. 

I forgot to ask; what’s the connection between professional carpentry and bike repairs? 

Nothing you would notice lad, a dolt who doesn't know the correct method of sweeping a room. Yes there IS a method ignoramus. 

16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What the fuck are you going on about you spastic fucking flid?

Which part of the Dark Triad do you belong to? 

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

He was accidentally delivered to us instead of a sports watch.

Bun smeller back again! 

25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Most people couldn't name any gold medalists with white skin. The most famous cunt is the faggot diver who came third. And that malteser headed, race card playing Farah cunt should be fucked off back to Mogadishu.

! 

16 hours ago, KingRollo said:

I'd steer clear of Pen's bush if I were you. I hear that thing bites...

I hear it's partly nylon and self lubricating, but that's what you're mates have told me. 

7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I’m totally against marijuana being legalised because my mate, Marjorie (usually known as Don Marje) went to prison for dealing with that shit and suffered several years of getting hard cocks up his arse.

Imagine how he would feel if you suddenly turned round and said ......oh fuck it, do what you like, nobody gives a fuck. I’m not a two bob druggie loser myself so I don’t give a shit but you’ve gotta stick by  your mates innit?

On fire today aren't we? Cool off and don't come back you miserable twat. 

15 hours ago, White Cunt said:

It sucks nine times of of ten. But I have also seen some brownie and Balkan quality and that’s complete and utter shit

I had a broken bicycle wheel in the Balkans and a village smithie/repairer mended it in thirty minutes, no fuss, no shit talk, just did it and cheap... and fucking better than new. So fucking don't talk out of your Little Britain arse you ignorant cunt. 

On 22/07/2020 at 14:19, Gordon Bennett said:

Having seen the interview with Bianca and her partner, they came across as good people, eloquently spoken. Why on earth the police felt the need to forcefully try and remove them from the vehicle and separate mother from child is beyond me. Clearly a racially motivated incident.

If I didn't hate the whole sports Team GB industry and its false values and all the cunts in it I would agree with you. 

14 hours ago, judgetwi said:

B & H minstrels? Was that a variety  act based around smoking fags? Sounds interesting, a shame I missed it. 

Rothmans

19 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

I have seen some nonsensical fucking bollocks on this site, but the last page and a half takes the cake. It’s like the mad hatters fucking tea party on here. 
 

Sort yourselves out you fuckwits. This shit is supposed to be amusing.

Thus saith the non-contributor to fun. Miserablecunt. 

15 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck me!.......Jeff Bezos! What’s that rich cunt doing on here? What happened Marjorie? Did you flog off all the bog rolls you hoarded when the Chinky Flu turned up? 

It's NOT Chinkyflu, you tart, it's Covid-19. 

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I have to give you 1/10 for at least keeping in the melee and not rolling up in a ball and screaming “Help”. You are slightly disturbing though.

Roadkill screams: I love the smell of arse in the morning. 

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

In your fucking dreams - you'd resemble a burst packet of minced beef from the waist down.

You're fucking awful at this.

Now the match is closing on Chelsea's humiliation Roadkill's unwashed fingers that have been masturbating to red and blue for 90 minutes seek refreshment in opportunistic sallies on the internet.

9 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

I'd steer clear of Pen's bush if I were you. I hear that thing bites...

He never quite recovered his career after that small part as an attacking lettuce in Day of The Triffids. 

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

Shut your dribbling fucking cock warmer - its making a most unsavoury noise.

Desperate little opportunist bottom feeder.

Arse sniffer has wandered into the conversation like a hot arse seeking missile.