ChildeHarold

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

We have decided to let you stay in the short term, as you have comedic value as the biggest mong ever to post in the cc corner 

OK make that £10 notes.... because I like you. (no apologies to Dick Emery's Mandy) 

5 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Would you calm the fuck down? You've been bouncing off the walls since you got here.

Cunt

LOL.

Hahahah HAHAHAHA!

(Fucking desperate div.)

Good advice from a Cunt who's done more Re Habs than the Betty Ford Clinic. 

4 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Only in this case, Boris being the thick obtuse cunt that he is, can not be blamed for the shit storm he helped to expand. He would have needed the intellect, ability to see reality and nazi-like determination combined. These most certainly are not the qualities of the current idiot in charge, who plainly endangered his own life and that of his family, at least. And before you go around making claims of all people on this forum being enamoured by BoJo, have a read through some posts. Jesus.

I am just trying to draw the splinter out with a needle. You sound OK to me..... for a cunt. 

4 hours ago, Eddie said:

By far the biggest fucking idiot to troll the cc pages  I will have a word with my better half and get you banned  fuck off 

Is the "better half" your butt cheeks you use to pick up £5 notes off the gay dance floor? 

4 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Hmm.... Royal Navy...Royal Mail... Rpyal Mint.... National debt.

The people who award themselves chestful of medals for figureheading and laying the occasional wreath. 

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

National fucking embarrassment. Our representative to the rest of the world, is effectively a dribbling Mong that is unable to dress itself and harasses people in the park. Look at the fucking state of it.

I would like you to repeat that while gobbling a plate of Prezzo's finest thanks to that gibbering monkey in the background's August voucher scheme. I bet the table cloth would be unusable. 

12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

If you do decide to slit your own throat (and the entire CC and no doubt every cunt whose ever met you, including your parents, hope you do) be sure to video it and post it here. We could all do with a good laugh.

The post refers to you. 

Cunt

LOL. 

(and who uses the term "video it" nowdays?) 

9 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Have you expected some competent leadership from this tit and feel very disillusioned now? The fridge master and his clan are not very bright and it shows at every turn. My money is on the cunt getting re-infected, developing a clot and keeling over suddenly.

65K deaths and worst in Europe would be something to start criminal proceedings. But colonialists put a very low value on human life except their own. 

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'd like get mind of a child Harold and nail him to a tree. 

One that's about to be passed into an industrial bark shedder

By "I'd like get mind" translates from pissed chav into "If only I could invite the old boy over for a Devon cream tea and Full HD 1080p presentation of Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia" with a prolonged intermission just after Benny mutters, "Nobody loses all the time", during which I will slit my own throat. Nite nite Stubby. 

On 16/08/2014 at 16:16, CCArchive said:

Italy's highest appeal court has ordered a fresh trial in the case of the murder of British student Meredith Kercher, overturning the acquittals of Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito and paving the way for a potential extradition tussle between Italy and the US. First they were found guilty and then acquitted and now this, come on. She "knox" had been in talks to write a book and would have made $4 million out of it she said it was going to be nothing but "the truth".

I thought it was Knox ENTRAILS. As my cock is so huge I might be able to bring some practical experience to bear on this subject. 

On 22/06/2019 at 18:39, Guest thizzby said:

I agree 100% - He looked the part for the era in which he was popular but time has removed the cloak of celebrity revealing the pudding inside.

Unappetising mixed metaphors. 

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A minute organism that doesn't fucking exist.

Steady on mate, we've spent £30billion on the fucker. 

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Jesus fucking Christ. 

Black people have no interest in rural locations. They have to be surrounded by concrete, flashing lights, loud music, chicken shops and about a thousand other stabby/rapey blacks. All of whom are their 'cousins'.

You would know. I haven't seen a single fox since I moved out of the smoke despite continuous prowling around at night. 

Just now, judgetwi said:

.......unless you are Sir James Savile and know far more than you should do.

It's funny how old Chris Patten (who I think was Chairman of the BBC at the time of Savile) and Leon Brittan were so close. Chris still can't forgive the Chinese for treating him with contempt he so richly deserved then (and still does) piping up from his new cosy sinecure as Chancellor of Oxford University (where else?) about Hong Kong. Eighteenth century corruption and patronage and protection is alive and well in "modern" Britain. 

3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Have you sharpened the colouring pencils?

Actually I spotted a nice pack for £1.35 in the Co-Op after I had paid for my supply of Specials and Cider to get me through the next few hours, but I couldn't be arsed to go round the one way system and wait for fucking twenty minutes to be served again. For a fucking minute organism that moves like the speed of light, it certainly has kyboshed the speed of commercial transactions in everyday life. 

I don't feel comfortable unless everybody else is female and every topic is either to do with women or is treated from a female perspective. However, I do insist that presentation and production is mainly in the hands of Oxbridge privately educated boarding school types and that invited guests and experts conform to this classification. Where other social groups do impinge on my Bush House (called the "bush") I maintain the good old tradition of speaking to them in a patronising way and displaying a polite disdain. 

(from the Thoughts of Lord Punkape the inheritor of mad dog Tebbit's Chair of the Conservative Party on the threshold of a new dawn of Thatcherism - the second wave) 

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'm not Neil. Take a break from the fucking drugs.

Sorry. I'll lay off. At least until I've read your latest post. 

20 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

 

 

I have to say that, if I were a copper, I would nick you two all day long and then make up something to charge you with. Some cunts just attract that sort of attention. “Wrong ‘uns” is the phrase used in common parlance I believe. 

My experience of coppers is that

A) if you are on the right side of the law 

and 

if you act and speak with civility 

you are alright. If you behave like the quartet of Brit lads who were fined €1,000 each for sitting in a Malaga airport taxi, refusing to wear face masks, arguing with the driver, then arguing with the Spanish police, then 

YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET AND TRY ON THE RACIST OR POLICE HEAVY HANDEDNESS EXCUSES OUT THERE AND YOU WILL GET EXTRA. The fact is popular and especially black culture has spewed out a generational generalised anti-police anti-authority and anti-social propaganda which has been motivated by greed and negative reasons rather than any political action. I dare say Bianca Williams and her darling come from that sewer. 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Get your crayons out.

By number. 

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Eavens is positively lucid compared to this fucking banana. I think he's afflicted with all 3 forms of madnesses...

Paranoia

Schizophrenia

Causing a hullabaloo 

Neil I would think this nom had direct relevance to your current status, under Section, as a long term door stop in the communal seating area of your secure unit. 

59 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

 

 

Once in a while, a specific type of dickhead comes along who's so appallingly bad they're inevitably pigeonholed to the dogshit pit. You fall squarely into this category.

I called you out for being a boring, weird little cunt just a few days ago and you responded with some unintelligible arsehole answer which, posted by either, would've humiliated even Panz or Pen into a frenzy of self-consciousness.

You're utterly fucking dogshit, really. Your feedback confirms this. Why don't you join a typical 'I'm a cunt.com' where you can appeal to others of a similar level? You're either a vacuous teenager who spends their hours wanking and scrolling through the pages of Sports Direct, or you are an adult with a severe learning disability.

Either way, the idiot siren is resonating.

That's what I like... somebody who tries. "Nobody loses all the time." 

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Do you think Keith Floyd would have beaten George Floyd in a choke off?

Your wit is as light as Keith's black sausage and offal Galician hot pot. 

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Will do, you're the best C.H

Thanks, now get back on the road and deliver those bog rolls to the Midlands because my arse is caked with shit. 

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You fucking wanker.

Straight into my book. You fucking wanker. I've got a toe nail clipping detail for you at THE CARE HOME FOR OLD CUNTS. 

33 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Excellent work C.H you've nailed it! 

Fuck off to a care home.