ChildeHarold

6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

After the news feeds of people travelling through airports with masks on this is fucking pointless to 10% of the general public since they haven't got a clue how to fucking wear one properly. Fucking idiots, mainly women to be fair, with masks that are pulled down so their nose isn't covered. Fucking useless mother fucking cunts. 

And what is this I hear that children under 11 yrs old are exempt?? Well in that case I had better not see any fickle stupid cunt parents taking their super spreader sprogs into the shops unnecessarily.

I agree with most of that. On other hand mask wearing which will improve over time is an important gesture in creating barriers against the spread. Since we are all dreading the Dreaded British Winter*, better to start practising and getting it down now rather than later. PS and a tip: start stockpiling supplies and tins now. 

*worst case scenario 120,000 more Covid deaths in three months. 

6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

You need to wear a mask that covers your whole head (specifically airways, or your shit hole, as it is called on here) and is made from heavy duty polythene, preferably with a target on the front and a sign saying 'Kick this really hard' on the back.

Hooray! Calling it out a moron. 

4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

Not about religion, it's about the right to exist. Israel has given these fuckers more than enough slack. All they've done is responded by firing rockets at schools and hospitals.

You are so far up your fucking arse it's pathetic. 

16 hours ago, Monaco Slim said:

I won't be wearing any masks

So... you won't be allowed in a shop except the dodgy late night corner booze shop. 

16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Coming from a lazy fuck, who cares? 

1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said:

Good. I hope they use the money to buy more US arms to murder Hamas and their supporters with.

So that's your good deed done for the day Jew boy. 

On 12/07/2020 at 17:29, Trucking Funt said:

To add insult to injury you also get hit with paypal fees as well if it's used to pay. I wouldn't mind but it's the same fucking company.

And if you pay with your old Pal you know they are tax domiciled in Luxembourg so the business pays not a penny into our NHS or fuck all else. In fact, all the proceeds ho back to the USA and donations to keep Israel happy. 

12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Sergio Garcia ?

Spot on. Almost spooky. 

12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Nicholas Cage 

Very versatile actor, does he still live in that big house near Bath? 

38 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

They were £10 poms, you ignorant prick. 
I always find it interesting to be culturally picked apart by a xenophobic little englander like you, who having watched a few episodes of Neighbours and feeling he knows it all, regurgitates the same “ex con, sheep rooting racist” summation, despite in all likelihood never having made the journey and seeing the place and its people for yourself. 
This place can’t be too bad, there are plenty of you lot here. Most of them pretty decent blokes too. With a few notable exceptions on this board, maybe all the fuckwits like you are still there. 
 

Keep your insights coming, shit for brains. I’m enthralled.

Looks like you was a £10 Pom wannabe who either could only raise £5 after a complete financial audit, or got cold feet on the dock. Shame you didn't take the £5 halfway option with Trucking Funt and got dropped off in Yemen. 

On 14/07/2020 at 09:41, Jiggerycock said:

"Don't touch your face unless your hands are clean and sanitized!"

So we're introducing a measure which will pretty much guarrantee folks touching their face (putting on, adjusting, taking off) on a regular basis, in areas where there is a greater likelihood of passing on contagion via handling of foodstuffs.

This is pure theatre. Stable doors come to mind.

Pointless gesture politics

Like this? 

11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is that a golf club glory-hole attendant, handing out complimentary bell-end wipes?

Instant recognition. Spooky. 😂

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Can't really argue with that one. 

LOL and sleep well. 

On 09/07/2020 at 19:01, Earl of Punkape said:

Nightclubs are totally in the shit.Nothing from the Chancellor and quite rightly so.

Such places are run by perverts promoting debauched music, drugs and sex before marriage.Many such clubs are staffed and run by homosexuals who now face financial ruin.

Excellent.

I’m opening a bottle of champagne.

lol.

By the way will you be joining the National Trust in re-opening your palatial home to the public in the next few days and will I be welcome? I don't mind just a garden visit as I'm carrying a weeks load of nutrients for the roses. 

28 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Tomorrow, when you’re back in what remains of your mind, have a read through the posts you’ve made tonight. I think you’ll agree you’ve made a right fucking idiot of yourself. Again.

Fucking insatiable. Shame you're an infected guppy in the eyeline of a hungry terrapin. 

25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good luck with getting rid of us. 

Now, dry your eyes and change your tampon. Sensitive little girl child. 

Insatiable aren't you like a slag hag in Soho. 

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

“If a man makes himself a worm, he should not complain when he is trodden on.”

Immanuel Kant.

At least I got you reading a book (online) this evening. Progress is a Kant.

Juan Plenty says: 

No mixed message - one mask does plenty. FORGET! You were told they didn't work. Then you were told they might work one way to stop out spread. You were told HOWEVER wear a "face covering" on public transport. Then you were told the "scientific advice is changing". Then you were told we might make face masks compulsory. Then we were told.... NOW WE THINK WHAT A FUCKING MESS, WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING LATE DOING WHAT EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IS DOING, AND WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN UP AGAIN AFTER THIS CUNT OF A PRIME MINISTER? JUAN SHEET of course. 

Just now, Ape™️ said:

Priceless.

Sticking up for your partner in hate - the old Barber Shop Quartet of have a go at a newbie? As soon as ChildeHarold was born you started to kick him in the head. Nobody likes Childe abusers and losers. Fuck off and die, because I want you fucking negative creeps off this site. (Signed:Agent Provocateur) 

1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

You underestimate them, they are a tough, resourceful people.  Unfortunately they seem to be being sold down the river by some of their politicians.  

And they truly deserve what they get. Fucking horrible race of ex cons and inbreds and happy go lucky £5 Poms who thought Blackpool Illuminations was the height of Western Civilisation. 

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

 

 

 

You bullying cunts. Quit with the negative fucking comments!

I think you've had your time on this site laying into without making any positive contributions or decent noms. You are just a fucking ball and chain. 

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

You arrived here and began throwing fucks into all and sundry immediately  - but don’t let this little detail ruin a good sob story. 

Oh dear. have I upset you and some  other piles of steaming horse shite on CC? 

1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:

Shut your whining bitch.

Go and fuck yourself you whining bitch. Makes better sense applied to. 

57 minutes ago, Eddie said:

You are not that subtle with the wind up routine, put a sock in it for christ's sake.

Go and fuck yourself. 

Just now, Weary&Disgusted said:

Why the reference to a barber shop ?

Because there is a small group of negative shits on this site who sing from the same song sheet in a carefully orchestrated way that has been rehearsed and used in the past to put off people joining the site. That simple.