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ChildeHarold

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  1. 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

    That's just what Prince Harry said.The little ginger imposter. 

    That's what MacMillan said abiut Thatcher.   Hey Jude!   Labour has suddenly rustled up cash to

    re-nationalise the railways.   Add that to Shamima's welcome home party in Downing Street to be celebrated live on tv and across the shitholes of Britain, plus all the other fakery.   This country with its pothole cities will be in the same mess in ten years time. 

  2. 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

    Ape generation, known as cunts .

    That's on another branch of the evolutionary tree.  The one that's extinct. 

  3. 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew.

    Norman Rossiter

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  4. On 22/04/2024 at 22:15, entitled little cunt said:

    You didn't mind David Bowie being a poof and I bet you fancied boy George's mate Marilyn  in 1982.Fucking hell they look like Mick McManus compared to the millennial snowflakes now .The cunts think they invented androgynomy. Its was very popular circa.1973.

    Millenials are now the stone age like us baby.  See 👀 

    Greatest Generation (born circa 1922 to 1927)

    Silent Generation (circa 1928 to 1945)

    Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to 1964)

    Generation X (circa 1965 to 1980)

    Millennial Generation (circa 1981 to 1996)

    Generation Z (circa 1997 to 2012)

    Generation Alpha (circa 2013 to 2022)

  5. On 22/04/2024 at 00:28, Dyslexic cnut said:

    My son is 23 years of age. He has an Honours Degree from a reputable University in Business and Marketing and makes a pretty good living trading Bitcoin and other NFT type shit that I don’t understand.

    Unfortunately, he gleans all of his political opinions from the inter webs and cunts like Andrew Tate. In short, he’ll espouse any conspiracy theory known to man. Be it JFK, Hitler was a decent man, Putin is the kind of President that the West needs, homosexuals should be killed and he’d never marry a ‘Western woman’ because they are all ‘cunts’ and Islam has it right.

    The last one is a bit odd in that he seems perfectly fucking happy asking his mother to do his washing when he has a mummy-funded, brand new and serviceable washing machine and dryer in his apartment.

    We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot.

    It's your fault.  Read this and learn how to be a better parent.  I can supply this gadget made to measure but instead of wearing it on your head my version is tied round your balls with a camera paired with a few gay websites where "stepfather/son porn" is very popular. 

     

    https://southwarknews.co.uk/area/southwark/kcl-university-develops-gadgets-that-decode-moody-teenagers-emotions/

  6. 4 hours ago, and said:

    So, I'm getting my usual shopping at Aldi, obviously because I'm a fuckin' cheapskate, and I live in a basement bedsit in Barnet (what can a poor boy do?)

    Printed on the front of the Harvest Morn CRISP Cereal packet (Strawberry flavour, in case you're interested)it clearly states '16 Servings'!

    I get about six servings, if I'm lucky. There is no fuckin' way you can get sixteen servings, unless they're thimble sized.

    Do you really expect me to starve?

    It's fuckin' outrageous, they should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act 1968.

    Third Reich supermarket cunts.

     

    You're a cereal/serial moaning cunt with a food allowance smaller than Frank's cock. 

  7. 6 minutes ago, Frank said:

    You can hide…

    https://ibb.co/qpBc60t

    This may clarify the generation game which was dreamt up by market researchers:

    https://www.investopedia.com/terms/g/generation-x-genx.asp#:~:text=Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to,Z (circa 1997 to 2012)


     

    Greatest Generation (born circa 1922 to 1927)

    Silent Generation (circa 1928 to 1945)

    Baby Boomers (circa 1946 to 1964)

    Generation X (circa 1965 to 1980)

    Millennial Generation (circa 1981 to 1996)

    Generation Z (circa 1997 to 2012)

    Generation Alpha (circa 2013 to 2022)

  8. On 24/04/2024 at 10:30, Penny Farthing said:

    Nottingham attacks: Mum’s trauma over police WhatsApp message

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68886331

    The police officers are cunts for using social media to discuss it between themselves but sadly such job to make people insensitive to how they discuss such matters between themselves. The BBC are also shit-stirring utter cunts for reporting it.

    I remember some words from a rhyme .."MY SISTER WORKED IN A FACTORY CALMLY DE-GUTTING PEARS, SHE HAD TWO LOVELY CHILDREN CALLED DOROTHY AND CLEM, THEY'RE HANGING HER TOMORROW FOR CALMLY DE-GUTTING THEM.".

    https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/crime/fake-cops-try-to-con-corby-victim-out-of-ps10k-4604488

    The giveaway was the" white van" somehow it set off alarm bells! 

    Plonkers, the inept criminal has been the subject of many great comedy sketches. 

  9. 10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

    Have you blown a fuse old chap.

    Like a Trident submarine.   We have a lot of expensive out of date Yankee military hardware for which we were overcharged.   A pair of fucking sitting duck carriers for this reborn "East of Suez" public school boy foreign policy.  A very small base in Cyprus that's within easy reach of Russian missiles and is only capable of tiny small scale operations supporting the Yanks.  It's all very pathetic.   Nobody outside Britain takes us seriously on any level anymore and WE DON'T DESERVE TO BE.   Incahoots with the Yanks we are continuously going round the world causing trouble.  

  10. 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

    I've bought a Charles 3rd tin coin  from Franklin mint , in 10 years time I'll be retiring to Monaco on it  .That newsreader bloke said its a true guilt edged investment .There's only been 500,000 produced. It's in a small box with my sun life insurance policy documents  from that woman with the huge tities.Shes got one and she's minted so its got to be worth it .

    Carol Vorderman IS NOT Jewish -  despite all the indicators. 

  11. 18 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

    I get to see young pc’s ar work every day. They are very good at what they do compared to the local plod of 30 yrs ago. But some of them clearly have a blinkered “bunker “ mentality which is what this all sounds like. There are some thick fuckers out there.

    I saw a young 'un in fact a pair of them strolling down the road and one of them was wearing the big old fashioned policeman helmet.... come to think of it, he DID have a fucking mickey taking look on his face and there IS a party shop at the top of the hill that does costumes... 

     

  12. 15 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

    I’ll be in Rome, Florence, Milan, Lake Como then over to Venice before heading home after a couple of nights in Geneva. Admittedly, not as stimulating as getting covered in dust and shite whilst fighting off mosquitos and killer snakes and spiders…but, whoever in Europe can rival the limitless stimulation that you have down there on that floating cow-pat littered with neantherthals tamed by a criminal underclass?

    Do fuck off…you pretentious failed Brit.

     

    Those over 80s coach tours departing Victoria Coach Station are still going? 

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