Goober

6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Not even close!

 

I'm surprised he didn't opt for a Weimaraner. 

41 minutes ago, King Billy said:

A couple of years in an iron lung would do you the world of good Panzyboy. Think of it as 2  years all inclusive in a giant can  of Guinness and then tipped out straight back into the gutter with a ‘treatment failed, still a useless spastic. Do not resuscitate’ wristband on. 

Billy, we might despise each other, but there's one thing I'm sure we can agree on, we both despise Panzy more. 

Have a fuck off. 

On 11/08/2022 at 06:19, Cunty BigBollox said:

I remember chickenpox. Still got the scars incase I forget.

"I got that beat.

That's a Moray eel. Bit right through my wet suit." 

Anyone here remember smallpox?

Thought not. 

Move on. 

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Wow! That’s really told me. You really know how to put me in my place. I was going to educate you tomorrow about the New World Order that’s coming, but I don’t think you need to concern yourself too much about it, as you don’t appear to have been included in the current one.
 

To quote your good self: 😂😂😂

22 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

Polio had all but been eradicated when they introduced that fucking vaccine, and it's disappearance coincided with the banning of the DDT spray.

If polio makes an appearance, it's a deliberate fucking release. More fear mongering dogshit.

No idea how old you are PC, but if you're over 35 there's a fair chance you had "that fucking vaccine". 

Sugar cube anyone? 

It's a tad ironic that 'that fucking vaccine' may have contributed to eradicating it from the UK, but it's now potentially reintroducing it.

It's most likely a non-story. If it's not, at least the BBC will have a wider pool of potential contestants for Strictly in 25 years time. 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Stop apologising or I’m not going to educate you next time. I’m not sure you’ve meaningfully taken in anything I’ve told you tonight. I’ll expect an explanation for your behaviour and another apology tomorrow. 

Educate me? Bilbo, anything you have to teach isn't worth learning. 

That you're as thick as two short planks is a matter of record.

You never have and never will receive an apology from me whilst there is a hole between your arse cheeks. Don't forget you've delegated your authority to issue apologies to me. 

Bilbo is very sorry for Bobby Sand's suffering and hopes for a unified Ireland very soon.

Whilst I know it would be stupid to be stealing Christmas trees to sell in August, just in case, may I recommend at least factor 50 for your neck whilst you're out and about with your saw. 

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You’re a fucking moron so for that reason you don’t even deserve a rebuttal of your post which is clearly based on your very limited knowledge of the situation, but as a matter of courtesy I feel I should help the uninformed like yourself to increase their limited knowledge and utilise that newfound knowledge the next time they feel the urge to post a load of biased shit, with a couple of meaningless facts which you’ve obviously Google searched. 
Christopher Wray was appointed by Trump, as were many Federal judges, on the advice of ‘Mitch McConnell’ and the ‘Federalist Society’, many of who have showed themselves to be anything but what they were expected to be is imo down to his underestimation of the treachery of many of the DC swamp politicians on the Republican side.The fact that Wray dithered and basically did nothing to prosecute the corrupt FBI agents who acted as co-conspirators in the Russian collusion hoax, which  Hillary Clinton and the DNC invented to destroy Trumps Presidency with from day one, has sat on the Hunter Biden laptop scandal for over 2 years, refusing to acknowledge its authenticity prior to the 2020 election and was retained as FBI Director (for services rendered) when Biden illegally squatted the Whitehouse in Jan 2021, while clearing out all Trumps other appointments should say everything about where Wrays loyalties lie.

Tje judge who they found to sign the search warrant is an even more interesting character altogether. I can’t be arsed so I suggest you get your Google finger tapping and have a look at the history of this chap. 
And try not to pretend you’re well informed about matters such as this to me until you are actually well informed next time. 
No need to apologise.

Did I claim to be well informed? It's not necessary when responding to the bilge you post, Bilbo.

Despite protestations, you've tried to rebut anyway. Not to great effect, but C- for effort. 

I can recommend some good sunblock for your neck, if you have one, Bilbo. 

1 minute ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

No market for amphibians in the sex industry Goober.

@Stubby Pecker? 

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Jesus, franks little yellow wife died to get away from the greasy dego but at least his kids are old enough to fuck off so as to never see the cunt again. Alas, the poor dog has no choice 

It could run into the road whilst its owner is eyeing up an unconscious tramp lying in the hedge. 

5 minutes ago, Parabolic Cunting said:

You are a cum drunk Glaswegian prostitute with heroin induced swollen ankles and weeping hives, who continues to work because she cannot see what filth she has become.

You're upselling it, PC. Are you his pimp? 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Fellow members threatening to barbecue my dog or wishing it a slow death, doesn’t sit well with me. Do you know what I mean? 

I'd never be so mean to wish it a slow death, Frank. That's heartless beyond belief. 

I hope it has a quick, relatively painless death very soon to spare it 14 years living with you.  Do you know what I mean? 

15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Newts deposit a lump of spunk which the female then stuffs up her cunt. Epic volcano style jizz fountains are a no no. 

I've tried this with the missus, but she always scoops it up, does the claw to the en suite, and chucks it down the sink. Ungrateful cow. 

So what you're saying is that despite your best efforts you've not even managed to get one shoot further than 5 mm? 

Fucking hell, Stubbs. I hope you're not expecting a pay rise in line with inflation this year. 

39 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Good god doc, what a cuntish faux pas. The thought of double teaming with Neil is disturbing. I’d rather have the fat cunt lash me to his rape mattress in the Rascal than witnesses him approach the vinegar strokes 

 

Shit happens. 

How's newt wanking season gone this year? Have you broken your record and got one to shoot its load further than 8 cm? 

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

They’ve gone too far with this latest attempt to provoke a violent reaction from the half of the population who support ‘The Donald’, so they could have their fake news MSM demonise him and his ordinary, law abiding supporters as ‘domestic terrorists’ and ‘a threat to our democracy’ all over again. That’s not going to happen, they’re going to be disappointed again. The only reaction they’re getting is that millions of voters who until now were either anti Trump Republicans or even old school Democrats, waking up to the fact that the future of their country really is at stake when the Democrat administration is prepared to politicise the law enforcement agencies to destroy their political opponents to cling on to that power at any cost whatsoever.

The fear that they have of Donald Trump and what he stands for ie ‘Making America Great Again’ and the absolute fucking clown show in the Whitehouse currently for all the world to see has driven them to this desperate course of action. In reality they couldn’t have helped more to get Donald Trump  elected for the third time if they’d conceded the 2024 election today.

🇱🇷 TRUMP 2024 MAGA 🇱🇷

Who is 'they', Bill? The courts?

If anything, I can see why the Democrats wouldn't want this as it only galvanises Trump's poorly educated, redneck base.

Search warrants are issued by the courts based on reasonable grounds. The application to the court must have been approved by Trump's appointment as director of the FBI, Christopher Wray, a Republican.

He won't run again, he's got better things to do in the few years he's got left. It's time consuming, hard work to try and rip off everyone one comes into contact with. 

22 minutes ago, The Beast said:

It is excreted into the sewerage system, most likely by Nigerians who have had the oral vaccine.

From Punkape? 

When's the deviant due for release, PK? 

On 08/08/2022 at 22:51, King Billy said:

Tell me more, tell me more.

...does he have an M4?

No, it's imaginary. 

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

All of the Smarties are blue, if that helps.

I've never understood the obsession with blue Smarties. Only the orange ones are tasty. 

4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

^ How many words is this? 😜

250?

What's my prize? If it's a nosh on your cock, fuck off. 

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

^ How many words is this? 😜

Oh! Is this akin to guess the number of smarties in the jar at the village fête? 

Is too many a valid answer? 

3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

10 wanks a day Neil's on the other hand....

I'm certain there must be some missing words or punctuation here. 

This could be one of the rare cases where correct grammar really is critically important, because it sounds like you're planning to give Kate and the one whose name I can't remember (although I do remember she had a nice arse) a double barrelled volley from your and Neil's custard cannons. Which hand will you have Neil's in, and will you be wearing a rubber glove? 

I'm afraid to say the mother in this case has used up any sympathy deserving of such a situation. 

These legal wranglings do nothing to help her Darwin Award winning child. They do, however, get much publicity that will inevitably lead to her being paid a large sum to recount her woes to a Sunday rag.

I suppose her futile efforts also help to assuage the guilt she must feel for allowing her child to get into that position in the first place, most likely through lack of parental oversight. Never mind that it's costing us a small fortune.

The latest wheeze to delay the inevitable is to move the child to a hospice, as the relationship with the hospital has broken down (because the hospital want to do the best for her child, whilst she's a stupid cunt that's prolonging the agony). Never mind that there's a good chance he'd snuff it on route or that it would be massively expensive. 

The parents have argued that he should be allowed to die at the time God chooses. In which case, turn off the power supply and see how long it takes for God to make up his mind. 

1 hour ago, Neil said:

Or understands how a central heating thermostat works.

They seem to understand well enough how to turn the fucking thing up, but turning it down seems to be beyond them. 

16 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

She was sort of able bodied at the time, but she had drunk a bit. Honestly, it was like a mouse’s ear.

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Stick an ice lolly up there. That'll tighten it up.

Would you turn down a ride in a Ferrari just because it used to belong to a crack dealer? 

This bloke had the same idea as you: