Dyslexic cnut

10 mins ago...cunt. I’d have been happy to, being an Evertonian...just don’t tell Bill. Now fuck off peasant, those Big Issues aren’t gonna sell themselves now...

Scroll up softshite...do keep up now, or try to...there’s a good inadequate.

Rattled?

This fag side...what about the parrot-fish faced hagfuck that reads the news up here...Annabel Tiffin? She looks like an anatomy robber stole her lips. Hideous looking creature beamed into our homes 5 days a week, probs because she’s an anchovy licker. No red-blooded male would slip his pride and joy into this weird looking skank. She needs cymballing too.

Why? He maybe an airline pilot...you can see all of it from 43k’.

Well, it’s the last time I drop coins into his gaping anus...dog or no dog.

A fucking Coalyokel slagging scousers off? The utter nerve. I lived in Tynemouth for 4 years & loved it up there...good lads to be honest. You’re a cunt however....howay....

Cowering by a door with a sleeping bag, scabby mongrel, clutching 20 copies of the issue and muttering ‘God bless ya sir!’ hardly makes the snivelling Cunt a ‘doorman’ does it? Fantasist scruffy cnut.

You tell the cunts Johnny...

A tad harsh, MC...particularly as I live and am from Cheshire...you geographically challenged helmet smear.

Gay, Welsh and a fuckin liar....it snowed that week...Cunt.

Correct J....I despise this fuckin genetic experiment Cunt. I’d like to drum a fuckin cymbal up his sphincter sideways until he tore. Cunt needs killing.

When all else fails Eggsy, don’t forget the old ‘spellcheck parachute’ or as the rest of the planet refer to it as, ‘the last refuge of failed debate’...used by cunts.

If you say so...queg.

Fair enough, I will, I’ll skip asking you for directions there though...😘

Maybe he could have flown into Liverpool Airport which is next to Toxteth according to you? He best not take any travel tips from the ‘Stoke-on-Trent-Crewe’ sage of Britain...best get fucked eh?

Rattled.

Fuck off Big E....you’re clearly pissed, incoherent and forgetful. Can’t be the Eric that has been admired from afar...free him, walk out of the door, don’t look back and I’ll forget this despicable abduction of a corner legend. Now get on your way while you still can, Cunt. I thought you were a twat when you stole that newspaper blokes daughter and Frank Sinatra’s lad, but you’ve gone too far kidnapping Eric & posting shite on here. You’ve been rumbled, now get to fuck.

Do please PM me and give me a heads-up as to when I have been on here long enough to assess who is and who isn’t a gobshite etc...standing-by, in awe...Cunt!

Schooltime then...a ‘scouser’ is a tip-rat who was born in the City (region) of Liverpool. I stated that I ‘lived in the area’ so, not in the City...(region) and thereby not a ‘scouser!’ So, ask your fuckin self one question, It was my nom and I’ve been highly critical & abusive towards scousers...would I do that if I was one? Dickhead? Now...fuck off.

Now spellchecking? Have you had a bang on the head or summat? I think your profile has been hacked. This is not the Eric we all love...fuck off you impersonating Cunt. Untie Eric or I’ll be round to punch your sole tooth down your throat...kidnapping Cunt.

That’s odd...it was Devon two weeks ago and you stated that you were ‘from’ Stoke-on-Trent last week. The only explanation for this fluidity is that you are a smelly pikey with a very fast horse....or the onset of Alzheimer’s? Here’s hoping it’s the latter...Welsh-Dawn.

Not you too? Ffs...

You did say you were from that particular fetid hellhole though?

But I’m not ‘scouse’ softshite...I’ve never said I was. This is what happens when you ‘like’ Ape’s bullshit...it diminishes you, cereberally. Require a barium meal...tomorrow, cunt.