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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. Young White Britons Who Try To Be Gangsta

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    2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

    I am not important enough for you to worry your tiny mind about. Whay not try to match yourself against a titanic single cell mind such as Childish Harorld instead.

    It would appear that you have a Gaelic keyboard which, I would suggest, adds to the not unsubstantial evidence of your ewe-friendly heritage?

  4. Young White Britons Who Try To Be Gangsta

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    7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

    Is this to get those armband things? Funny, the only bouncer I knew was a soft as shit big fella who kept budgies, like Geoff Capes. He could probably have snapped me in half, but he was very softly spoken. He moved to Norway with a girl half his age, lucky bastard. 

    How big was that budgie cage like?

  6. Frog Teacher Gets Le Chop

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    1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

    What has become of The Corner? I see on the news this morning that a French teacher showed a class cartoons of Mohammad and an irate parent cut his noggin off, before being blown away by a Gendarme. Time was this would have been headline news and provoked much hand-wringing on The Corner. I know you guys have lots in your in tray, but lift your game for fucks’ sake. 

    Good nom, even better title.

  9. Young White Britons Who Try To Be Gangsta

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    16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Sorry, the question took me by surprise. Most people just want to hear about the ninjas.

    The questions are mostly regarding licensing law, citizens arrest, legally acceptable force and restraint. A few theoretical scenarios depicting volatile situations, to test your response (just say "speak calmly and clearly" every time and you've aced it)

    On day 3 they get the Jap-slapping mats out and you all practice twisting arms up backs, swan neck restraint and kneeling on necks for 8.7 minutes etc'. 

    Any candidates get twatted to death by them kung-fu slopes? If so, can you get an application form for monkey-girl...in braille?

  19. Young White Britons Who Try To Be Gangsta

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    1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    What I would do is abduct the little 'trouser round arse' little wankers and drop them in the middle of South Central LA amongst real fucking gangstas  and see how far they get with their Gangsta speak then. Let's see if the little wigga cunts can 'pop a cap in dere ass' then. 

    White, middle-class ‘Grand Theft Auto’ LA Hood brothers...cunts!

  21. Young White Britons Who Try To Be Gangsta

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    There’s a 78 yr old spookess from Jamaica lives near me. She’s ok, for a primate. She despairs of this generation of cunts. She experienced real predjudice & grief when she came over on the Spaderush and she reckons the country is fair and far better now than its ever been. What she can’t comprehend is the anger & fury of her teenage grandkids who claim to have been oppressed all of their lives. She also can’t understand where their Jamaican accents come from when the little gibbon cunts haven’t been further south than Ibiza in their lives. 

     

  22. Locked-down Scouse cunts.

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    3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

    I don't like ApeTM but there is more brain between his three ears than there is between your single eye.

    Anatomical ignoramus...the brain is never ‘between’ the jap? You’ve had some entertaining dates, clearly.

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