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12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:
Pile of shit.
Says old feathered foreskin. Fuck off.
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13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:
I'm off to bed now.
Hopefully for the last time…ever.
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1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:
I'M STILL STANDNG!
You’ve mis-spelled ‘Glanding.’
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53 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
It’s Saturday night - what on earth are you doing churning out yet another monolithic slab of badly constructed text drivel? What drives you to write shit like this?
Mole grips. It’s all the midwife had to hand.
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29 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Are you and ocr fuck buddies?
Kin. Our Dad’s on here too. Best fuck off before he wakes up.
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30 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
How often do you see your therapist ?May I suggest you increase the frequency or change therapist because its obviously not working .We're you born vile or has your bitterness enveloped you over time because life didn't work out the way you thought it would ?.
Fuckwit.
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6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
It's obvious @entitled little cunt wants to go, his arrogance won't let him though. He knows to he has no future here, and as you mentioned Frank not being interested, his only option is to suck Pen off in front of the entire board.
He really would be better off dead. Lol.
He’ll need a jaw like an African rock python to pull that one off. I’m buying popcorn. lol.
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12 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
Can you blame the poor cunt? Having listened to you and your stupid spastic voice that time of the morning, ranting on about shit you know nothing about, I'd be tempted to do the same.
Lol
You know that this cunt is completely fucked on here…when not even the newbie-spastic groomer-in-chief, Frank can be bothered with him. What a state of affairs.
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2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:
A train isn't necessarily messy // many year ago I was holding hands with a big tough train driver on the locomotive at 75mph when the driver said "What the fuck is that?". I said "I think that it is a cow." DONG!!! .. the brake air pressure dropped to zero and we ground to a halt after about 800 yards .. I looked at the driver and he looked at me .. Isaid "Its me who has got to go and have a look isn't it?". He nodded his head so I climbed down and had a look at the front of the locomotive .. all I could see was some fur around one of the buffers .. Daisy (the cow) had of course mush up the brakes so we had to call assistance .. the locomotive was cleaned up underneath and repaired overnight and was back in service the next day. As to Daisy the cow .. there was not much left of her.
‘Holding glans’ morelike. You filthy, depraved train-tranny cunt.
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1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:
I think you really do need therapy .Your level of anger really is worrying .Seriously , you do have mental problems .Your are obsessed with the word business and what I do for a living .If you need a plumber , an electrician or an undertaker do you display the same level of jealousy towards those who are self employed ?.You need to understand you appear as a 17 year old with problems locked in your bedroom in your parents house .Do yourself a favour , calm down and go and get some help .Before long people will be more disapproving of you're pathetic whinging and childlike venom than anything I post .
A breathtaking lack of self-awareness. Listen to the man and just fuck off. Then, kill your wretched self.
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10 hours ago, Neil said:
Exactly fuck all, same as in the spacious grounds. Away from the riff-raff,music on,wine poured and not a cunt in sight.Bellissimo
Godere. Fica.
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21 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:
I am going to bed too.
Try not to wake up.
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34 minutes ago, Wolfie said:
Soft northern cunt. Can't we throw insomnia and a woodchipper into the mix?
Paging @Stubby Pecker
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41 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
You'll have to do some searching to do that and employ the services of a very good medium.
Apologies. Where you close to your parents, ELC?
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5 minutes ago, Frank said:
I have your IP address so with your permission I'lll come over and take you out with a shovel. Thwack!
Do the parents too, in the next bedroom.
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18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
The tories are obviously operating in a parallel universe .They've just taken a stuffing at the local elections, everything they do turns to shit ,they can't even stop a load of uncivilised illegals landing on the south coast , they've fucked the economy and just about every thing needed to support a half decent lifestyle .After meeting around the cabinet table what's the silver bullet answer to it all?.3 billion a year to Ukraine and Cameroon has said he couldn't give a fuck if the arms the UK supplies hit targets deep within Russia .Thanks Dave .That's a great way to escalate the situation.I'm certain the rest of the UK population will enjoy paying over £2 a litre just to get to work and should Putin , known for his rational decisions and lateral thinking does finally lose his rag and press the button we can all wave union Jack's for 2 minute 25 seconds until we're vaporised. Who actually gives a flying fuck about Ukraine .
Die in your sleep.
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2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Yes they do .Its colour coded , like simple Simon so even you'll be able to master it.
Brilliant… just brilliant.
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2 hours ago, Neil said:
Put it into context Frank, I would gladly pay £8.40 if it meant I was in a comfortable surrounding devoid of kids,chavs,football shirt wearing cunts et al,in the same way I rent 4 bedroom villas in the Italian countryside for just me and 'er indoors to be able to keep a safe distance from said cunts. Enjoy your pint
What happens in the other spare three bedrooms, Neil?
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2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
How though? .What a conundrum. I'd like something original , quirky and unusual. Drink and drugs is so passe'.A train is just messy and a fall from a high building or cliff is just yesterday .Is it possible to wank ones self to death I wonder ?.I'm asking DLC, Ape and Frank because they're the biggest wankers on here and one must bow to superior knowledge.
I had no idea that Fisher-Price still made keyboards.
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11 minutes ago, Frank said:
Fuck off with your blocking and unblocking, you dopey little cunt.
Listen, Saville Row beanie beggar. Be very careful about your next post. No more warnings.
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18 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:
Are you ok @Ape™️ .. are you flying this weekend?
God evening, Walrus Wang.
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7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Broad sword calling Danny boy , broad sword calling Danny boy , come in Danny boy .I thought I better start conversing in secret code .You're a Cuba uber November tango .
I’ll bet your mother was gutted to lose the afterbirth to keep you. Wanker.
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25 minutes ago, Frank said:
Alright then. I’ll be watching.
I’m now unblocking this turgid little shitcunt @entitled little cunt. I’m happy to now assist in the said culling of this idiot.
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16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
I helped design the main engines for the Saturn V rocket in the early sixties.
I fingered that rocket…mid-80s. Spotless.
A secular state ?
in The Corner
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What a wanker.