Dyslexic cnut

This snivelling, snidey Welsh Cunt is threatening the English, who basically fund his 3rd world shithole principality. Apparently, if any Englishman enters the hovel that this cunt has been put in charge of, by the English (kinda) if their world class police force don’t catch them (sniggers) then the inbred dwarf locals are to spy on them and then inform the authorities. For a start, the only reason to go to this dump is to visit one’s 2nd holiday home or buy fresh lamb (that may or may not taste of Welsh semen) and spend even more hard earned cash in the local community and fund the idle peasant’s economy further. So get fucked you snivelling jumped up, Mickey Mouse Cunt or we’ll dig up Edward I and have him chase your cowardly woolyback arse into a cave, after you’ve legged it, and lop your fuckin dwarf head off, just like he did to your last gobby leader..Llewelyn the Last.

Hypocritical cottage-burning cunts the Welsh. I remember their ‘Independence’ heroes used to paint over the English part of their road signs as a protest...funny thing was, they never got round to the signs saying ‘vacancy’ or ‘rooms available.’ Shower of gobshites who we pay a fortune to to prop up a dead ‘language’ that’s little more than a gobfull of phlegm and mucus. Get fucked, duplicitous, grassing Welsh Cunt.

30 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

The Papacy was hijacked by some dubious Italian families in the Middle Ages who placed some very disturbing characters into the Vatican.

However they were eventually removed.

All religions have at some point been hijacked by political opportunists and perverts.

Islam is currently infected with despotic Islamist Juntas.

You can’t bluff your way out of the Spanish Inquisition, no matter how hard you try, you can’t Torquemada it....

2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Clive is Trying for a "birdie" in the bushes by Hoylake Golf Course.

Surely not! Hoylake Golf course is a municipal (spits.) He’ll be next door at Royal Liverpool I’d have thought, wanking over an albatross.

Four of the top eight, so, erm 50% of the main newsworthy stories on the BBC website this morning:

’the black reporter on British TV in the swinging sixties’

’White supremecist songs found on streaming services’

’Marcus Rashford saves the fuckin planet’

’Migrants being detained in unfit conditions.’

Further on is the Stormzy (who?) thing, a section devoted all matters coonery, a piece on St Idris Elba and his fat-arsed wife, Nigeria’s problems (made me smile) and a bit on poor, dead arse-bandit footballer Justin Fashanu.

Now conservative estimates put the black population of this country at 2.6%....so how is it that everytime I turn this cunt station on and see it’s presenter’s racial demographic, I have to check I’m not watching Congo T.V? 

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Covid bollocks. He died of the AIDS like all poofs do. 

And tiger bites.

Hopefully, on the bullet-hole or helmet. Liberace-tiger-cunts.

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Beginning of December?

Only time its available & that’s what they’re charging. There’s an additional fee to sleep in the Royal bed & they’re flogging vials (or viles) of crispy, orange-order dna....are you on a percentage?

45 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Now you’ve really lost me.

??????

The Lodge...ffs, they really did poison ur cider down there..

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

There were no holiday lets that tickled my fancy available in Moss Side, when I was trying to decide where to go. And  Toxteth was way out of my price range.

You sure? £610 for that gaff you were in, beginning of December...😳

13 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

I guess everyone has had enough of this bollocks by now..but let's have a bit of fun with it and put your insane Covid stories here. One of the most insane tossers in all of this must be the Governor of California Gavin Newsom, apparently he asked people to put their masks back on in between bites when they're out dinning. My favorite has to go to the UK for closing the pubs at 10 because that's when Mr. Cronie likes to come out and fuck everyone up, although we are told that pubs are covid safe..so no need to wear a face nappy til 10, after all Mr.Cronie isn't about til then. One good thing is, i don't need to carry any hammers, all i have to do is walk down the street without a mask and watch all the daft cunts dive out of my way and fling themselves in to on coming traffic or walk in a shop maskless and watch the silly nappy cunts bump in to each other while giving me a wide berth, fuck me, it's like an episode of it's a knockout.

Welcome to nappy nation, don't forget now..Hands, Face, Space.. fuck off.

I’m not convinced with Bill’s ‘mask wanker’ stance as he has just fucked off for a holiday to Devon shortly after the govt. published data stating that it was the safest place in England right now Re: Chinky bat flu...

5 hours ago, White Cunt said:

Indeed. The thin, vain brigade tends to stay fit and spend their own income on fripperies. The tuskers are a public drain, especially now.

It was the fat cunts who kept the hospitality sector alive, swilling oceans of ale & buying half-price lard burgers & pizzas. Plus, they keep nurses & quacks busy with their various blubber-induced ailments. God bless ‘em all I say.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The daughter can fuck off and wash her hair while I get a soapy tit-wank off her mum. What is she hiding with that fringe? She's probably a fucking Klingon.

I’d love to pollard Eve.

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Mother & daughter action though...and then the mallet?

Spoff relish in her barnet and after wiping your dripping helmet on the curtains and are about to leave the room, glibly look over your shoulder and whisper...’run your fingers through that...Cunt!’ Too gallant? I am old-fashioned I’ve been told.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I did wonder. I wouldn't touch the beady eyed skeletal Wikleman with yours, but back in the day, Eve Pollard would have fucking got it.

Mother & daughter action though...and then the mallet?

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Lady Lloyd...clearly taught her daughter how to use her coiffured clam to slide up as many greasy poles as she could. I had both of these cunts and would smile, and probably snap one off if I read that had both been Boko Haram’d while on safari somewhere posh. Posh-hooker cunts.

‘Hate’ not ‘had’...though thinking about it.....

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Her mum had incredibly lovely bouncy tits in the 80s. 

Lady Lloyd...clearly taught her daughter how to use her coiffured clam to slide up as many greasy poles as she could. I had both of these cunts and would smile, and probably snap one off if I read that had both been Boko Haram’d while on safari somewhere posh. Posh-hooker cunts.

On 26/09/2015 at 19:36, Neil said:

I'd still fuck Winkelman

True, but I’d make sure she didn’t enjoy it & then I’d test the durability of her lower bowel and her head and shoulders with several pumps of gentleman’s relish and a mallet. Nepotistic Cunt.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And the booths at McDonalds.

Not to mention the 50 year old roid boys having heart attacks, or gym bunny slappers who’s tits & lips have exploded by their late 40’s & whose silicone piss flaps have dropped off & the NHS have to pick up the tab to re-minge the vain skanks...etc, etc.

13 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I have had enough of these go it alone/go my own way chimps who whimper how much they need to go to the gym, get their beauty treatments and nails done, student party, get in a few days in Spain, feel entitled to a pre-covid social life whatever... 

I was having this row today. Gym owners demanding to be allowed to open up because they’re providing a mental health service. Get fucked, you want to make money which is why you started the fucking business in the 1st place. Since these cunts reopened, clients have to remain in a very restricted space. Therefore you can exercise in your flat/lounge/ garden/prison cell. You can still jog, cycle or hop around a park or on a beach. The idea that without getting lycra’d up and fucking about in a poxy gym, surrounded by narcissistic mirror-dwellers, we’d all go mental and top ourselves is utter bollocks. I hope the cunts infect one another or get killed by loose flying gel-lubricated dumb bell...in the eye-socket. Cunts.

26 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

All credit to him for trying, but the reality is he's one of the least desirable people to have by your side in a fight, especially as he's got no arms and he's already on the floor.

Black belt his arse, ffs. Just imagine him as someone's minder or bodyguard, as he follows them around town in his wheelchair or mobility scooter.

What’s his knickname....’shitty-arse?’

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's a pity. Homophobia was the only positive thing the Catholic Church had going for it. Although they have been tolerant of relationships between priests and small boys for centuries.

I renounced Catholicism after Father Ratzinger heard my confession and for penance told me to do five Hail Mary’s and ten Heil Hitlers. Popey Kraut Cunt

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

Talk about lukewarm. Are you going to get this account going or what? If the stats are anything to go by, for a second-timer your post-to-like ratio is the worst in Corner history.

‘Lukewarm?’ The incarcerated ferret in Porridge?

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It is a bizarre and infuriating phenomenon. Alan Carr, Rylan Clark etc', have all adopted this screechy shrill way of talking. Like an overexcited auntie after too much Sherry. They have fuck all to say either. Just mincing around screaming 'OOH, 'ARK AT ME! WHAT AM I LIKE!

I want them all dead. And that faggot cunt out of Coronation Street.

I’m waiting for some Cunt MD to verify this but there maybe a link between having a 1” diameter brown letterbox and the ‘postman’ delivering oversized parcels. It would probably alter my tonal utterings if I’m being honest.

49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Despite being a mincer, I think Kenny Everett was the funniest cunt on radio. 

They can do what they want to one another’s nobs & ringpieces for all I care and some of them are decent blokes. It’s the squealy little hyper-camp cunts that I loathe, & the hijacking of the meeeedja by them and it’s promotion as a trendy lifestyle option that boils my piss. Oh, that and why, when one of these cunts comes out, do they suddenly get a lisp and start talking like a woman x 10? Anyone on here with medical training who can tell me if there is a connection from the lower colon and sphincter to the voice box?

11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I quite literally saw cunts stabbed for such behaviour during my own schooldays (like Punkape, as you might guess, I did not attend Eton.) Then Bronski Beat came along and suddenly it was fashionable. 

‘Stabbed’ where though...?

‘Scottie’ was a black Bermudian ‘rummy’ who was hung like somebody with a huge black penis. He was arrested on several occasions for parking his paralytic rum-soaked arse in a local park, in the summer sun, digging a hole in the ground and shagging it within an inch of it peaty life. He got locked up for horse-rodgerisation on several occasions too. The said gee-gee’s had to be put-down....nice fella though if I’m being honest.