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1 minute ago, Goober said:
I trust you on this, have no doubt. The only glorious 12th he celebrates is the 12th inch of chocolate coloured wang as it penetrates his colon.
...again...
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On 24/09/2020 at 23:59, King Billy said:
That’s very worrying. It’s a well documented fact that once the Krauts get their Aryan super noses in front, nothing on Earth can stop their despicable plans for World domination.
Heil Merkel.
If she rolls up near my gaff on her fucking V2 or in her bubble car, I’ll kick her cunt right in.
Vorsprung dork Fuck off.
You have to give it to the sausage chompers, they bang a world class, state of the art super airport in the middle of Bavaria in no time at all, on budget and ahead of time. Meanwhile, we take decades to address the Heathrow problem because of NIMBY cunts worried about displacing the four toed newt’s favourite spunking ground. Teigel’s another story of course, but still....
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On 28/09/2020 at 21:10, King Billy said:
Bring back the Black and Tans.
I guess in this woke PC age their name would case more outrage than their operational tactics.
On 28/09/2020 at 21:10, King Billy said:Bring back the Black and Tans.
I guess in this woke PC age their name would case more outrage than their operational tactics.
Aaahh, the B&T’s...your boys William? Taig-Twatters.
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2 minutes ago, Goober said:
I'll take your word for it. Not much grouse shooting to be had in my barely above sea level vicinity. I've always preferred the noble pursuit of wildfowling. Far more challenging and rewarding.
Trust me Goobs, the man’s a fraud.
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2 minutes ago, Goober said:
Nobody here believes the bullshit he serves up. However, one's preference for how well hung game is is entirely individual, I for one don't like birds too gamey. Punker's clearly prefers well hung though, particularly black men.
Put it this way....The Saudi Princes/Kings, and the Duke himself, wouldn’t be seen dead, grousing (pronounced ‘griceing’) in mid-October in Northumberland. The grouse is ALWAYS hung up there, I can assure you. If he has a former school bumchum I’d suggest he’s been flogging wood pidgeon out of the back of his Chevette in the crazy golf car park. Northumberland grouse shoot in October? On Groupon?
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5 hours ago, King Billy said:
And lockdowns? And why the WHO should be believed? And how come 48% of the ‘covid 19’ patients hospitalised since July in the U.K. say they had always worn a mask in line with the rules, and 20 odd percent say they had nearly always done the same, with the odd transgression? A sceptic might conclude that the whole mask thing is just the latest dubious public health craze.
Take a look at the deaths per 100,000 graph in Sweden since Feb. and compare it with the same graph for the U.K. The numbers are different due to many factors, but the curve is almost identical. You could put one on top of the other and it would look like one graph. So we’ve been put through hell in this country and are back where we started, about to fuck up what’s left of our economy and sacrificing the physical and mental health of millions for 10 or 20 years, while Sweden took it on the chin and don’t have to face it again by the looks of it.
Did you wear a covidblocking mask in the Devon hot-tub? Welcome home, waterwrinkled or otherwise...
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5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Pubs are still open in Cheshire so I’ve played golf and been to the pub.
I’m having roast grouse tonight shot by one of my public school pals on a shoot in Northumberland yesterday.He was distributing grouse to all and sundry in the golf club car park.
Life goes on...
Hoist with his own petard. You sir, are a fraud. To eat a grouse, the day after it has been shot is uncouth. The full flavour of the bird can only be tasted after several days hanging. I cannot believe there’s are cunts on here who believe your phoney bluffery. The game’s up Lord Fraud...
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4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Simply roasted for about 20 minutes with a forestiere sauce served separately.A couple is rashers on bacon on the devil before goes in the oven is essential...
Dyslexia is clearly cuntagious....cunt!
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1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:
Are you still at school? This is the kind of thing bullying little cunts in playgrounds say. Fucking idiot.
Tell it to Grouty...monkey-cunt!
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13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
You’re going to be banned soon.
Snitches get stitches ‘round here....Yves....
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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
I know, the French hated him as well, because he documented the collaboration of French officers with the Japanese.
Not to mention that shit game that he invented, with those metal balls....
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16 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:
You complete imbecile and morloch.
Too busy being fagged to learn your spellings at that public school that you never attended?
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18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Just observe the protocols or bugger off pleb.
‘Buggering’ seems to be a theme with you, I’m led to believe?
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1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:
No it wasn't. He just loves to be hated on here. Associating the Catholic church, public schools and the upper classes with homosexuality and pedophilia pisses him off though. Just don't post anything libelous because Roops will can you for that as well.
Christ......a cunting minefield to tread it seems.
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Just now, Trucking Funt said:
None that I'm aware of. You do need to be careful about going too far with racial slurs on here because I read in an old post that CC once got flagged up as a hate site by some lefty Quislings and it nearly got closed down. You will get a bit of latitude while you're a newbie but after that you will get coolered where Roops will mercilessly peg you with her 15 inch strap on without lube.
Fairy nuff. I can’t think that forum preservation was at the forefront of the slimy cunt’s tiny mind however.
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1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said:
Quite right Roops, There's no place for Neo-Nazism on here. My Grandad died at Auschwitz..... He got pissed and fell out of a machine gun tower.
Copyright Bernard Manning 1983
Is there a virtual bike shed on this site behind which Lord Grass can be taken for a good shoeing?
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37 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:
Ordinarily this would have been an interesting anecdotal observation which had punch yet you've ruined it by unnecessary racist stereotyping and pejoratives.
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I don't wish to spoil the party but The Corner will enter a world of hurt if it resembles a National Front branch. By all means indulge in free speech, but use it responsibly.
Which bit upset Lord Snot? Was it ‘spookess,’ or ‘gibbon,’ or ‘primate?’ Please don’t tell me it was ‘Spaderush?’
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2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:
I am not important enough for you to worry your tiny mind about. Whay not try to match yourself against a titanic single cell mind such as Childish Harorld instead.
It would appear that you have a Gaelic keyboard which, I would suggest, adds to the not unsubstantial evidence of your ewe-friendly heritage?
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27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:
You have a few London overspill enclaves in Cymru .. Parts of Rhyl, Caergybi and also Caermarthen are examples.
The evidence of your Welshyness is piling up.
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17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Who the fuck wants to live in Norway?
69 former members of the Utöya Workers’ Youth League probably would.
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7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:
Is this to get those armband things? Funny, the only bouncer I knew was a soft as shit big fella who kept budgies, like Geoff Capes. He could probably have snapped me in half, but he was very softly spoken. He moved to Norway with a girl half his age, lucky bastard.
How big was that budgie cage like?
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2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
Good nom, even better title.
Was the victim Head of Religious studies?
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1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:
What has become of The Corner? I see on the news this morning that a French teacher showed a class cartoons of Mohammad and an irate parent cut his noggin off, before being blown away by a Gendarme. Time was this would have been headline news and provoked much hand-wringing on The Corner. I know you guys have lots in your in tray, but lift your game for fucks’ sake.
Good nom, even better title.
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Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:
Not him...the tree-dwelling chimp twat...
Who professes to hate the said Old Etonian.
WOT, no Brexit plan!!
in The Corner
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Yup...that and Teigel...