Old Chap Raasclaat

19 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Anything that reduces the chances of my lungs being filled with a thick, milky white, spunk like substance (one of the first effects noticed in early autopsies) I'm taking it.

How old are you Ape? I imagine you are under 50 yet you seem really scared of Covid 19...are you still hiding behind the sofa, too scared to watch the news. 

39 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

All the currently approved vaccines have been scientifically proven to be effective at preventing serious illness, hospitalisation and death. No vaccine has ever claimed to completely prevent disease. I assume you’ll be a vaccine refuser?

The so called vaccine limits Covid 19 effects on the body as far as I'm aware only the Astra Zenaca one brings about an immune response. The Pfizer and Moderna ones a new type of Vaccine that alters your bodies reaction to Covid. I am going to do a crazy thing and actually let my body naturally fight Covid 19 if I ever get it. I may have already had it anyways as 1 in 3 don't have any symptoms of this 'deadly' desease.

1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

The same one as you. Prick.

Did you mean Pfizer? 

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I will get back to you on this.

No worries Eddie, I love you really. You cunt. 

1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Yes it is.

Proof? And which of the 5 or so 'vaccines' are you talking about?

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

alright danny dyer, calm down, none of this is real you know, silly old queen. 

So you're giving up, where's the fight in you man? No wonder you are a failure. 

2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

have you met Gyps, might save you a flight...

No I haven't, keep telling yourself you're a decent husband you deluded complete bellend of a cunt. If that's all you've got why not fuck off and put more effort into your home life. You mug.

3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Poor, terrible repsonse?, you have taken the time to look at my profile and give a lengthy response, obviously didnt hit a nerve....

Have you considered Thailand when you reach the silver years to get a desperate ex prossie to marry?

Lonely old poof.

Oh dear Eddie, I think I've hit a nerve with you more like. What marriage are you on now? How many have failed due to you being an absolute bore of a cunt judging by your responses. You keep calling me an old poof which is not true, what is true is that your obviously limited talent on here is being exposed and all you can say is old poof. Retire with some dignity and spend more time trying to be a better husband you sad cunt.

57 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Shut it you 1 bar heater, money saving old poof, dream on about landing a woman that will cook and clean for you when you get old. You can’t even get one to stay with you now, lonely weirdo. 

Eddie I've looked at your profile and considering you've been here for almost 6 years that response is terrible. You have obviously been riding the wave of others glory and have little talent in saying spiteful words, perhaps it's time for your retirement as you really need to ask yourself 'What am I contributing'. I will light a candle in memory of you this evening and then give it to Witheredscrote for his Geese afterwards. 

10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I have dual Nationality, and I have sex with geese. What is the reason for your existence?

You make that statement and then have the nerve to ask me that. You sick fucker, stay in France you are not wanted back here. Weirdo.

5 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Shut it you 1 bar heater, money saving old poof, dream on about landing a woman that will cook and clean for you when you get old. You can’t even get one to stay with you now, lonely weirdo. 

Morning Eddie, how you doing? I have actually got a girlfriend you know. I'm going to dump her soon as I live in two places and I struggle to keep to my commitments with regards to meeting her. I'm hardly old at 42 am I, how old are you then? Have you had a hip replacement yet? You seem upset with me Eddie. 

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Probably seedless, an absolute Jaffa

Nice to meet you Witheredscrote, are you a French cunt, an expat cunt or simply a stupid fucking cunt? 

11 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

It honestly isn't ringing a bell. Was this back when I was smoking the wacky baccy? 2009-16 are basically just a haze.

Super lemon haze. Lovely. 

15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You must have very elderly mates 

I'm Baron Samedi, I cannot die and I'm over 200 years old so yes I have some old mate's. 

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You did just ask if I was married.

 

No I'm not by the way - never had been. As for kids, none of the potential little cunts have ever come knocking at the door asking for money, so I don't think so.

Sounds like you want to get married one day and fair enough if that's what you want. 

1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

I seriously believe the vaccines work, and will reduce the current carnage to a level in line with seasonal flu. I don’t literally expect it to vanish. The purpose of the vaccine, as has been widely reported, is to prevent serious symptoms and/or death - it’s  never been claimed it will stop everyone getting the disease, just like every other vaccine ever created. Nothing gullible or naive about me. 

My mate had the vaccine and apart from the television turning on when he walks past it, him being able to type on a windows pc without touching the keyboard and whenever he sees Bill Gates on the TV he stands up and says 'I will obey' it works fine. 

8 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Childless? 

Who are you old bill? What's with all the questions you creepy cunt.

3 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

So you've never been married, but you judge people who you perceive to be in an unhappy relationship as "weak", despite never having the bollocks to even make such a commitment yourself?

That's called talking out of your arse.

No it's not, the statistics speak for themselves. Most marriages fail and most married men are more likely unhappy and eyeing up a new younger model. I won't make the committment as I love the women to much to commit to one. I guess you are married? Don't worry, when I'm next fucking my current Mrs I'll give her some for you.

2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You’re growing on me OCR, must have been Frank’s hospitality & guidance?

I went to dear old @Frank restaurant as you mentioned and Frank was walking around saying 'Im such a cunt'. We sorted everything out and we get along now.

10 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Do you suffer a boring sexless marriage? 

Evening Eddie, nah never been married. I'll wait another 20 years or so when I need a woman to clean up etc and keep me company. Until then I'll happily go in and out of relationships. There are so many sexy women out there it would be shame not to try and get together with as many as possible. I leave getting married and becoming a miserable cunt untill much later.

5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Fair enough if you want to fuck around, but surely leaving a marriage that you made a vow to uphold on the day because your wife won't doesn't want to shag you for whatever reason is a cowardly move, even if you aren't religious. What's so strong and noble about quitting on a relationship that gets to that level instead of trying to work it out with the other party?

I'm 42 and I'll probably get married in 25 years time as I'll need a lady to keep me company and wash, clean and iron my clothes. Most marriages fail these days and I am not only thinking of the sex, it's also about the arguing etc and having to live in the same house as a woman you don't love  or get on with anymore. Marriages years ago used to last decades usually because if the married couple separated it brought shame on them, these days that isn't the case hence why there are so many divorces. I'll stay happily single thanks until I need a lady around my house. 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Ape I need to borrow a couple of rolls of tinfoil if you can help me out. I’ve had six shiny new   hats blow away in the wind this week. I thought about making an elastic chinstrap to solve this problem, but I don’t want to look like a cunt in public.

I've been trying to buy foil everywhere but all the conspiracy theorists have panic bought all of the foil up. I bought some rum instead. 

3 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

I believe it will go away, so please enlighten me as to why this makes me gullible and naive. Please, share the knowledge you have that supports your non-vaccine comment.

You seriously believe Covid 19 is going to go away? The so called vaccine isn't proven to stop you catching or spreading the Kung Flu so it not really a vaccine is it? It limits the effects of Covid 19. Also I heard some scientist on the radio saying there are 4000 mutations of the Kung Flu and that's the ones they know about, some new variants are making the 'vaccine' efficacy questionable. It's part of the flu family of viruses apparently so like the flu all the old cunts will getting their top ups each year forever I bet which is going to be a nice earner for the big pharmaceutical companies. So no Covid 19 is here to stay I reckon.

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

Weak cunts piss me off too, blokes that are married but fuck around behind their wives back and think it’s clever, cunts with no compassion and think is tough to attack an old boy on an anonymous website with not recourse, weak cunts who can’t follow basic rules to help the greater good, and try and stop the spread of a virus, but what do I know, if you want my opinion better ask my wife for it....

Sorry for the late reply Eddie...I have only got in from a 120 mile drive which was non essential. Whilst I admire your loyalty I am of the opinion that if I'm not happy in a relationship then I will leave it, life's too short to be in a boring, sexless marriage for the sake of doing the right thing as some might expect. You may call it weak, I call it being strong and having the bollocks to make sure you are happy. I didn't nominate Captain Tom either you stupid thick kunt it was someone else, I called you out for your over the top, dramatic snowflake reaction to someone having a laugh. As for spreading the virus, the useless Government have done a good enough job of that by letting cunts in on planes from all over the world up until recently but I guess you like to blame the bloke in the street. I don't know your wife so I can't ask her anything, but I'm guessing you've been married more than once you soppy cunt. Good evening by the way. 

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

One bell end who fits this category is plastic socialist and gobshite Piers fucking Morgan. Apparently he slagged off someone on air who said she did not go out on to her doorstep to clap last night. I'm sure his knickers flashing co-host agreed with him as well.

Yes although I do sometimes like his willingness to call out snowflake behaviour he still acts like a fucking dictator on his shite ITV platform. His perceived power has gone to his fat red faced head, the cunt.