Old Chap Raasclaat

3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Of course I have, the cream always rises to the top and I'm feeling like I've just stepped out of Bobby Ewings shower. Pay increase this month too. No chance of repossessing the bungalow as I own it but I'm thinking of getting out of the rental market because it's not as tax efficient anymore - what do you think?

It's good to hear you're getting your life back on track, Big Bollock. Did you buy a bungalow so you could stagger around drunk and not fall down stairs?

Anyways, renting is a fucking nuisance these days, I'm thinking of getting a working girl or two working from my Flat... No tenancy agreements, no tenants rights, cash (no trail) and no phonecalls about the something needing fixing. 

What do you think?

On 13/04/2024 at 18:27, Penny Farthing said:

You need to calm down and not jump the gun.

Pen, have you noticed Frank creeping up the leaderboard? Stupid question, of course you have as you've been helping manipulate the leaderboard, haven't you? You fucking cunt. 

5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

That's hilarious .I think you're asking the wrong man .Harold is quite aware of your adolescent ways , if i remember rightly it was your good self along with a couple of your cohorts who go off on some weird "why dont you die , bla , bla , bla  bollocks .When you eventually muster a response  you get all emotional and school playground .Grow up or go.  You buffoon.

You what?

2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Oooo, you're getting all emotional again aren't you .weird  little cunt .I'm making no plans for the end of the month , no matter what grandad may say . I've got rents to collect.yummy .

I talk to Grandad you thick cunt, not you. Do you understand?

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Actually you had to have very steady hands and a light touch to handle those handsets.  I already had a pronounced body tremor at the age of ten. 

Harold, what do you think of elc's vile behaviour towards me?

Do you think I'll get an imaginary M5?

1 hour ago, Frank said:

 

12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Don't waste your time. 

Harold, I thought you'd fucked off? Well, that lasted all of five minutes didn't it. Lol. 

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Do you think I would do what you say .The  heyday  of dictators was the 1930's.silly little wanna be narcissistic twats such as yourself really are the afterbirth of wishful thinking and should really have only of been an irritant in back of the mothers throat .

How odd, that's exactly what Grandad elc said about you. He also said he might be your Dad. Lol

9 minutes ago, Neil said:

Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life!

Are the drinks on you then, Neil? If your awarding likes is anything to go by, I guess not. You tight, fat fucking cunt. 

I'll get back to you regarding British made things worth owning. 

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

This bloke’s a class one spunkbubble, Raaso. I can’t be doing with the talentless try-too-hard bellwipe.

He's a triple distilled cunt of rare purity, DC. He's a business owner apparently, lol, can you imagine getting an invoice from @entitled little cunt? The thick cunt would mean to charge £1000 but end up writing an IOU for £4000. It's rather sad an obviously grown man cannot even write a simple sentence, however, I do applaud his confidence in letting the virtual world know he's a proper spastic... In real life his drool, shitting himself and eating said shit is a clear giveaway. 

His Grandad said elc isn't going to last the month. I tend to agree. 

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Just imagine what sort of mixture of poor grade pet food and shitty non-stick glue this horse would be if it was called I Am Decimus instead.

Never mind that shit, Big Bollock, have you got a job yet? Also, have they repossessed the bungalow?

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

You're not making the most your o'level English .I'm surprised you can even sign your tenancy agreement .

Blimey, elc... I think I may have picked the wrong fight here. If you keep firing these heavyweight retorts at me, I'll be on the ropes later this evening. Anyways, I was wondering how you are able to run your own business, be on here all day, every day making a cunt of yourself whilst clearly being a thick spastic who can't even write a proper sentence. Lol. 

PS. I am 140 years old and I knew you're Grandad and I still speak with him from time to time. He told me to tell you he thinks you've let the family down and that you're a fucking idiot. 

What do you want me to tell him?

On 12/04/2024 at 23:12, entitled little cunt said:

Asda is worse I reckon. Shit everywhere ,they always look like they've been looted .The food is fucking horrible. Everything is laced with  tons of  sugar.The customers are mostly menacing , tattooed ,foul mouthed vermin  overweight chavs with tombstone teeth  , the males are even worse .

Shut up you cunt. 

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Golf is tbe art of ruining a good walk.

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Or wank , I can't remember. 

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I make Tim peake smell like a 30 year old Sophia Loren who just got out of the bath , her soft curvaceous skin still wet and her chestnut hair falling onto her delicate shoulders like chiffon .Her perfectly symmetrical red lips smile and I fall helplessly  into  her dark seductive eyes .Oh well , Where's the cat .Time for bed .

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Yep you're right .I did jump the gun .Quite possibly it is understandable .When shit like this happens conclusions are jumped to for reasons. I hope the cunt rots in hell .If a met officer shot the nutter in London Khan and his racist  regime would be dragging the copper to court on a murder charge .

Shut the fuck up, cunt. 

30 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Add patsy palmer to the mix and I’m all in. 

Reported.

9 hours ago, Neil said:

An English man's home is his castle,an English man's car is a car. I'd rather have my reliable 16 year old Volvo

What a patriot you are, Neil. Driving a Swedish motor. Do you have IKEA furniture?

7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The Dr ,played by Ncuti Gatwa will be accompanied in the Tardis  by Varada Sethu. Whilst Ncuti is camping it up all over the universe trusty Varada will no doubt be informing the cyber persons that they really should be more inclusive and watching those  pronouns .It's taken decades but it can't be long before the first gay Dalek kiss .The Master really should be trans to complete the picture of a modern progressive broadcasting organisation who likes nothing more than to give diversity lessons to  the lower orders of society .

Fuck off. 

6 minutes ago, Neil said:

Get in the cunt,start the cunt,drive the cunt,park the cunt. Who gives a fuck what it looks like if it does what it's supposed to. Cunts that clean cars every week are cunts.

Dear oh dear, Neil. Do you treat your home the same then? Walk in the cunt, eat/shit/sleep in the cunt, walk out the cunt the next day and so on. Let's live in a flea and rat infested shit hole right, as long as a home does what it's supposed to. 

You should be ashamed of yourself. 

What about stupid, lazy cunts who leave their newly cleaned cars to 'Air dry', which leaves watermarks all over it. Or daft cunts that have a black car and think it doesn't show the dirt, so never wash it. 

Cunts. 

2 minutes ago, and said:

Alternatively, leave me out of the equation.

Is that you asking me nicely to stop picking on you? I might consider it when you show some respect to the Windrush lot that fought in the war to save your lot. You ungrateful piece of shit. Whoops, I said shit, calm down, and. Lol. 

33 minutes ago, and said:

Did you get the free sausage that goes between them? Lol lol Lol

You know what, and, on reflection I've be been a right cunt to you during my time here. Considering the Morrisons Meatballs are most likely not very good, how about I give them to my neighbours dog and let you know when the dogs shits out said meatballs? I doubt you have Eau de Meatball in your vast Dog shit collection, or am I wrong? Lol 

I made the mistake of going into this vile shit hole again, didn't I. Feeling a bit peckish and unable to resist chicken and ribs, due to my heritage, I went in, dodged the assortment of fat cunts, chavs, addicts, down and outs and spastics and headed to the hot food counter. As I'm waiting some drunk looking twat in fake The North Face tracksuit bottoms is swarming around said hot food counter, staring at shit he can't afford, lol. The lady working at the counter ignored the tramp and asked me what I wanted. After placing my order the cunt gets brave and says 'Did you nahht see me waiting here before ya' in an Irish accent... I thought he was @PANZER MURPHY so I thought I'd be nice and replied 'Yeah I see you and what the fuck are you going to do abaaaht it, you fucking prick'. The Paddy realises he might get a slap and tries to blame the woman serving saying... 'You caused this, I want to speak to the manager' blah, blah, blah. I left the stupid cunt bitching to a staff member. 

The morals of this story are... Dont get in the way of Raas and chicken and pork ribs, stay away from the Irish and always 'forget' to put something through the self checkout.

I got some free meatballs. Lol.

3 hours ago, Frank said:

You don't miss a trick! Is Snowy a real-life bin man?

Frank, I'm in the Anthologist, off Cheapside near St Pauls Station. I think it's about time we got things sorted out... The place is full of cunts so you'll fit right in, get yourself down here. I'm having a pint, what shall you order for you?

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

a time consuming  business to run

Are you telling me you run a business with punctuation like yours? Lol. 

I think you are a 'self employed' Big Issue seller and tramp to boot, aren't you? You stupid, irritating cunt.