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I love you King Billy (tons) - but even Liz only has one pair of hands. She does't float your boat then? Love ProfB XXX

If you was an astrologer, or psychic, you'd know we were going to have a mega mild winter - like topping up your tan in Nov in Brighton pics the red tops will run. Lovely Liz - yes, she's lovely, but mother nature is gorge too. Liz had an affair - no one else ever did - HOLD ON FART FACE - she beat you to being PM. Love & kisses, ProfB XXX

Clunk click every trip

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BoJo saw us through the pandemic - I used to gobble my cauliflower cheese while listening to him & another slide please. & a glass or 2 of sauv blanc.

Radish Sunhat looked like a Rottweiler that had eaten something it didn’t like when Liz won. If only he had thought of going blond(e) like Mrs T (Thatcher) & (Truss), he might now be kipping at No 10. My bestie big Kazza, said Boris was the sexiest PM since John Major. Love Prof B XXX

She upgraded her views/decision - saw things differently. If I was her, I'd just go shopping - she hasn't, she's going to sort out this energy bill thing. Love ProfB XXX

In Liz we Truss? ProfB has googled O'leary means 'keeper of the calves' Love ProfB XXX

Crime pays.

Liz is lovely looking with an hourglass figure & she has brains too? I think even Radish Sunhat is/was 'wanking off' thinking re Liz - did you see his smile & run forward when she won?

Radish Sunhat is male, so unless he's had it chopped off, you are wrong.

Who is Drew, & why is your head on one side antelope? I love ape, he's so intelligent - I am a FAN.

Yes, it does sound like she was taking on more than she could chew. I hope forum readers will think twice about 3 in one - because things get badly stretched out of shape, & unless you earn huge amounts like her, the NHS - won't ping you back into shape. My Bestie, big Kazza got a Vaginal Exerciser off ebay, it's not cutting the mustard- she has about 4 days left before returning it for a refund - she will have to pay the return postage.

Based on what I know, she will have tried WD40 on her fanny flaps- It normally works a treat?

Is he dead or alive? Just googled he's on Twitter photo bombing her Maj? So alive?

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YIKES This makes Lizzy Cundy's lasered fanny look like magic roundabout. I want to know why she needed to tighten it - what did she do that caused it to become so loose?

He's admin, & he's given me some great advice. I wonder why only twice a year?

Country singers Eric, David & Lefty Frizzell

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Some believe drinking urine has health benefits. Menu: Drink - Piss, vintage 12 years - full bodied. Food - A shit bun. Colleen Roons had her placenta made into pills, I think Vix Bex aka posh did too - it makes your skin smooth.

Same here Eric. Love ProfB xxx

A squeaky, noisy fanny - I don't think Cuntspotter would allow her to join the Corner - he has his morals I think - or at least he told me he was doing low carbs. I don't think he'd OK Cundy - because when anything squeaks it means it's not paid for, & Spotto won't allow the corner to be invaded by fannies on credit, or stolen fannies. He's a man of principles.

Lizzie Cundy having 'best sex' of her life with 'squeaky' new vagina: She told the UK edition of Closer magazine: "I feel like a new woman with my super vagina! It's so tight, it squeaks when I walk - I can barely sit down. YIKES, wait until big Kazza hears about having her fanny tasered.