ProfB

You are the cartoon that Brony Keith played with. Is that an egg yoke on your head?

NO, we were never an item and you know it - but I did like the chat room, as corner members were nicer in there & not showing off with their 'witty' one liners like on the main forum. Even you think your funny Mr Cuntman - you are the only one. 🙊

Lockets fall through the holes in the trolley - if vertical?

Desperate dash for Christmas dinner: Sainsbury's warns of shortage in salad, broccoli, cauliflower and citrus fruits as panic-buyers queue for supermarkets from 5.50am after France shuts border with UK Daily Fail headline - they are wrong, Spotto is right. Sainsbury’s has broccoli, salad, citrus fruits & cauli's coming out of its ears. Only thing I couldn’t find was scallops. Tons of green banana. Staff dressed in Christmas hats. No shortage, much more than normal.

Don't tell me then, or don't you know? I am going to ask in Sainsburys - they will know.

What food is stopped due to 🐸 boarder being closed. Fish? Owt else? Nowt I like - red onions?

I hope my Chris Whitty - another slide please mug arrives in time for the festivities.

That's what he would be doing - freezing it & putting it into a freeze bag, to stop it going soft & sticky.

Can you see it, or do I have a technical hic-up?

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Poop-Freeze-image-e1581938555881.png.webpWASTE NO TIME B&M is selling £2 ‘poop freeze’ for dog owners – and it makes cleaning up easier BARGAIN shop B&M is selling "poop freeze" for dog owners, making it easier to clean up after your furry friends. The £1.99 liquid is sprayed directly on dog poo, which works to cool and freeze it, meaning it should be easier to pick up and handle. 😳 So they do freeze it.

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It was a big dog, so had a big shit tank.

They should use black or green bags, but get a thrill out of using a transparent one, & making sure you seen what’s inside. This AM a dog walker with a man bun was using what I calculated to be a Morrison freezer bag - full of dog shit. Ok, blue but very transparent. Does he freeze it or what? I guess it is better than standing in the shit, only just. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

He should wear an hairband - he's got that Einstein thing going on.

Online order Holland & Barrett - I would rather go in person, I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing - I can give them a bit of lip.

None of them are flashing.

They either respond pissed, while multi-tasking, on the bog - or all 3. They cannot, or do not read your message. This home working thing isn’t going to have an happy ending. I’ve received all sorts of insane replies. I cannot be alone - they are mega cunts, award winning cunts - pure cunts, out cunting each other. & then there’s the deliveries - 3 bags of piss for one woman already exposed on the forum.

Boris hasn’t had time to comb his mop, yet he thinks a bit more chin wagging will sort it - it won’t. As old &/or regular forum members, readers & fans know - I am a bit psychic, deal or no deal? No deal, it’s all been said, if it was going to be sorted it would’ve been by now. 🐫 🐪 & what’s this bollox about panic shopping because of no deal? Just done it for Coronavirus again - I have 119 bog rolls, I cannot keep buying the bloody things. Sod the veg - I grown my own broads.

Anyone can say that, you are cheating at collecting your cunt point - you grabbed yourself two points for SFA. I want names, dates of birth, locations & how much they had to cough up for flashing.

You are always picking on me, I passed 1st time. smallbollox

Who have they done?

ProfB sometimes needs to get somewhere in a hurry, soo I put my foot down & take advantage of the 10% +2 tolerance, what else is it there for? To be used when you are pushed for time. The times inconsiderate drivers fail to flash & let me know I might get done for speeding is shocking - too many selfish, me, me, me drivers on the road. I would say Volvo drivers are the worse, they never speed, they never get above 40 mph & most are half blind & don’t see the 🐽s in the first place. Dominic Cummings has said that he drove to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight before making the long drive home to London. I don’t think he’d flash & warn me the law was trying to get me done for speeding. 😤

Let Agros explain to BigBollox: Half a tree might sound a bit odd, but bear with us, there's a method in our madness. A huge hit last Christmas, this half tree is designed for smaller rooms. It sits flush against the wall, only taking up half the space (45cm front-to-back). And who looks at the back of their tree anyway? To save you hours of searching for (and untangling) last year's lights, the tree comes pre-lit! We've strung 120 bulbs of warm white light around the tree, so you won't have to. WHO LOOKS AT THE BACK OF THIER TREE? & 'so you don't have to' quote. I don't do bulbs, not with my balls. Went to Homebase, for a normal tree, my balls will glisten over the festive period.

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