ProfB

no, I am dyslexic & female, scrotum head, corner spellcheck is one of my besties.

8 hours ago, Pen said:

Take no notice .. he is a covert bumboy.

Mrs Roots has fixed my typo - ta Mrs Roots.

Love ProfB xxx

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

None of my 3 ex wives understood me. The only explanation I can think of is the fact that they were all fucking retards who got lucky in the vagina lottery.

You have been very nasty to ProfB & disappointed by BuggerLugs too, the others I hate more than they hate me, so don't care.

How to I edited the nom Mrs Roots, it should say PISSED not pisses?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11426825/Lincoln-headteacher-joked-sucking-big-t-s-pupils-banned-three-years.html

Soo if he had remembered them he’d not have been banned? 🐥

On 12/11/2022 at 19:21, Sid said:

Good Evening @Ape™️ 

Good Evening @Ape™️  Love Prof B XXX

19 hours ago, King Billy said:

How many bottles?

King Billy you are a lark.

On 10/11/2022 at 23:11, Jake The Muss said:

On 28/10/2022 at 23:07, cuntspotter said:

I played in a rockabilly band that supported this fucker in Newport some 25 yrs ago. He acted like a complete cunt .

What band did you play in Spot? 

Where did Spot's quote come from? 25 years ago - means 1997/8, so how could he support Sid Vis? Mostly likely he was in the support act for The smashing Pumpkins, verve or Spice girls?

On 08/11/2022 at 15:17, colonelkurtz said:

It seems some dumbfuck 'celeb [ and of course one of the lips like a baboons arse brigade] has left some shithousery excuse for a tv show on 'medical advice' and reported to be - wait for it -  heartbroken over being unable to share the jolly jape with a bunch of like minded Z list cunts . This apparently qualifies as a fucking BBC news story !
Heartbroken is helplessly watching your 3 year old lying in a  hospital bed on life support dying from leukemia or meningitis or sitting in court while some judge hands out community service to some sacks of shit who  kicked your Dad to death in broad daylight.
It obviously only gets the editors nod if it involves some horse face bint  or washed up fucking has been. 

Which one? Boy George?

7 hours ago, Sid said:

Back to topic you need to look at this cunt Enver Solomon .. head of the Refugee Council .. another highly paid twat "working" in the "charity" sector. There is such a thing as a refugee but this is one cunt profitting from trying to extend the definition.

7 minutes ago, Sid said:

Its always nice to hear from you Prof.

Ta Sidders.

Love ProfB xxx

PS You are love god - but didn't you give Fredders Merc a bit of lip re Ballet?

& Frank loved your version & rightly so - you put him in the shade big style.

18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I bet you like ‘Hob-Nobs’.

Yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit

Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, jizzcuit, or cum on a cookie) is a male group masturbation activity in which the participants stand around a biscuit (UK) or cookie (US) masturbating and ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. Additionally, a participant who fails to hit the biscuit when he ejaculates must then eat it.^[1] The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. In Australia, it is also known as soggy SAO after the SAObrand of biscuits that are popular there.^[2]

YIKES, blokes do some funny things?

1 minute ago, scotty said:

The Ritchie cunt just popped into my mind HC, no idea what prompted it.

Was you dobbing a rich tea into your brew?

Lots of celebs have joined the corner, I see - death doesn't stop them.

Never mind the bollox, here's to a butter life🤯

Sleep better, have you typoed Mr Neil?

PS from the album:

Jesus Was a Capricorn

🧑‍🍳

1 minute ago, Decimus said:

On the 30th anniversary special DVD edition of 'Convoy', Kris Kristofferson mentioned in the director's commentary that his beard was constantly getting caught in the novelty furry dice hanging in his rig.

When you say that you were having a bad hair day, can we assume that your own two foot long facial hair was catching on your self-castrated testicles that you keep hanging from the rear view mirror?

"Cut your willy off, cut your willy off CUTTTTTT YOUR WILLY OFFFFFFFF".

Lol.

Fuck off, Big Barry, you give me the fucking creeps.

I am a big fan of Kris Kristofferson - I don't have a willy, why does the corner think only males join? Mrs Roots knows I am female.

I don't need to cut my willy off- ain't got one.

Fuck off, Big Barry -that's a clue behind the posting...

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That’s ok. You’re allowed to get pissed off on Cunts Corner. What was it that made you so angry?

I just got emotional on the eve of the full Moon. Everything upset me- some people bottle it, I guess I don't.

21 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What's happening here with you ProfB? 

I got upset big style. I had a bad hair day, today I want to kiss everybody.

Love ProfB xxx

PS Spotto would always have a word in my ear, but he's not online often anymore. He's so wise for a bus conductor & they went out with the ark.

Anymore fares?

7 hours ago, Penelope said:

And go.

Noo antelope

20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Rude.

ERIC, I was having a bad hair day, & never meant to upset you, v.sorry.

Love ProfB xxx

15 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What's happening here with you ProfB? 

I'VE GIVEN UP

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Snooker? Load of balls. 

🤭

On 06/11/2022 at 18:17, Horrified Suburbanite said:

As it's a Sunday evening, I'm suffering the aftermath of last night's heavily cut bugle.

What method do the denziens of this fine site use to alleviate the symptoms of shit marching powder?

I'll go first with an old family recipe:

Ingredients: 

- 1 tbsp (15ml) of Whiskas

- 1 saucer of full fat milk (room temperature)

- 1 tin whistle

- 1 stray cat

Preparation:

Using the spoon, delicately place the Whiskas on your knob (you may need a certain amount of wrist action to get it in a condition to bear the load).

When it's all balanced nicely use the whistle and saucer of milk in conjunction to attract a stray cat.

Gently coax the stray over and get it to lick all the Whiskas off your semi-flaccid member.

Works a fucking treat, let me tell you.

Now, let's hear from you, fellow cunts - what tried and tested cures do you use to lift bugle or alcohol related hangovers?

HAIR OF THE DOG why harp on about cats, when it's dogs.

Stupid cunt, with a bloated face, talking out of his ring hole.

Love ProfB xxx