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On 21/10/2022 at 21:36, Eric Cuntman said:
‘Lil-Lets’ in goals.
Fanny scored.
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On 23/10/2022 at 14:14, Cunty BigBollox said:
Has anyone noticed that when one stupid cunt turns up on this sight (sic), another one shortly follows?
That's like my fav quote- when one door opens, another closes.
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18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
You are a virgin though, right?
Yes.
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54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Jackie Gleason had some of the best comedy scenes ever in that.
“Junior… why is your gun unloaded?”
”It gets too heavy when I put bullets in it daddy..”
Does the new PM, Radish Sunhat have a gun?
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32 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
You'd never be short of clothes pegs or those little white shells.
This nom & your comment are boring - corner visitors want to read exciting things about willies, fannies & how to win millions - not cloths pegs, you sad case.
Love ProfB xxx
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8 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:
If BJ gets back in this week, he'll be out again by December when the forthcoming recall petition sucedds. Anyway, well done you for getting this nom back OT. Have a coconut.
Big Kazza's great Aunty Tilly needs to get her ball fixed, Radish Sunhat is the new PM, how long will he last? Mind you, he's the guy who says, stay home, here's your wages & a few vouchers to eat out.
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22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:
Now that you mention it there is more than a passing resemblance between a tubal ligation and a six-dimensional Calabi-Yau manifold.
Leave Eric alone you Old Bag
Love ProfB XXX
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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:
‘Bacofoil’
🤭
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On 20/10/2022 at 15:41, Jake The Muss said:
Truss is out because she obviously is a mentally impaired spastic and couldn't run a bath. Cue the next selected spastic to fuck things up even more. We are heading towards a Keir Savile government in the not too distant future, get your prayer books out now motherfuckers.
Boris will be back in power by Fri. My bestie, Big Kazza's great Aunty Tilly got her crystal ball out & predicted, BoJo is going to do a Churchill & come back again. Like a boomerang.
She also correctly predicted Big K, would meet a lovely young man Sat & she did: Nigel-James, a male nurse.
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On 06/05/2021 at 17:38, Ape™️ said:
Much as I admire anyone that can speak a second language, I find listening to a French person speaking English fucking excruciating. They link words with lengthy errrrrrr’s and generally speak with a lazy sounding drawl, literally mumbling their way through sentences. Combine that with a crappy WebEx audio stream as opposed to in-the-flesh meetings, due to the presence of a fake virus (just for you @King Billy), and the conversation is virtually unintelligible.
To conclude - fuck off you French cunts.
And fuck off Withers too, you faux-French wanker.
Hi gorgeous
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48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
‘Weekend At Bernie’s’, daft old cunt.
Hi Eric - are you ready for Halloween? 🎃
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6 hours ago, King Billy said:
Bearing up ProfB. Would you like to buy a couple of corgis?
Are they stolen?
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On 10/10/2022 at 23:16, Dyslexic cnut said:
Try my ‘fuck all’ tariff…I’ll send the lads with the rubber boots around your unaware Cunt. I’ve got underfloor heating in the garden for nowt. Why pay ffs? Fuck ‘em.
Or try Olivia Wilde's special salad dressing:
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10 minutes ago, Decimus said:
Listen here, you layby lurking, fucking weirdo. After years of animosity I had a drug induced Road to Damascus moment. I can't remember much about it, but apparently Pen is now under my protection.
If you bother her again I'm going to come down on you like a tonne of fucking bricks.
Got it?
YES Decco
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Where is Spotto anyway?
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19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Can either you or @ProfB explain to me why she keeps talking to Cuntspotter by quoting your posts?
And no, “because she’s deranged” won’t do this time. One of you better explain this to me now or I shall be very cross.
Noo, Eric it's just coincidence I land an antelopes postings, to say Hi to Spotty. It could be you next Eric. & she/he's nasty about Panzer - he's simply soo chilled he's horizontal - he doesn't bitch, nor have a dated laptop for a brain.
Please don't be cross Eric.
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19 hours ago, King Billy said:
I don’t think even this is going to save Liz Truss.
No, she cannot be saved - it's fate, she's had her 15 mins worth. Boris will be back soon.
Hiya King Billy - how are you doing?
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Liz Truss, gave Kawasaki Fartwang the boot, now it's obvs to ProfB Kawasaki Fartwang, is doing Voodoo on Lizzy Dripping, her days are numbered. My bestie Big Kazza does tarot readings, she got her cards out this lunch time - Boris will be back in power before the end of the year.
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On 18/10/2022 at 09:32, Penelope said:
I was thinking that gravity would be an ideal method to bring them down.
Shooting at them might work, they'd drop like flies.
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1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:
@PANZER MURPHY, since your joining this once great site, I have enjoyed your imput immensely. In truth, I have never understood a fucking word of what you are saying, but it has given me pleasure, none the less. Needless to say it is generally far superior to anything that the 'Decs Clique' have ever posted, and this includes those wanting to join said clique, i.e. Frank and Eric.
I understand Panzy Baby. Kerry Katona has had her fanny steamed.
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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:
And Kawasaki Fartwang.
Yes, 38 day chancellor will be on his grave stone 🫥
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7 hours ago, Penelope said:
Billy did you know that millions of dogs in the UK have had a microchip implanted into them and the dogs are now programmed to attack and kill people at random?
Good evening Spot,
Was out on the town with Big Kazza last night & the night before, hence unable to post on the corner.
Love profB xxx
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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Did the internet redirect you to the word ‘surrender’?
Or Megan Mickles, or Liz Truss or Radish Sunhat?
The strangely attractive 'Traveller Look' in women
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Who is really the cunt? Who is the angry one? Who knows he's in the wrong?