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ProfB

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  1. 54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Jackie Gleason had some of the best comedy scenes ever in that. 
     

    “Junior… why is your gun unloaded?”

    ”It gets too heavy when I put bullets in it daddy..”

    Does the new PM, Radish Sunhat have a gun?

  2. 8 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said:

    If BJ gets back in this week, he'll be out again by December when the forthcoming recall petition sucedds. Anyway, well done you for getting this nom back OT. Have a coconut.

    Big Kazza's great Aunty Tilly needs to get her ball fixed, Radish Sunhat is the new PM, how long will he last? Mind you, he's the guy who says, stay home, here's your wages & a few vouchers to eat out.

  3. On 20/10/2022 at 15:41, Jake The Muss said:

    Truss is out because she obviously is a mentally impaired spastic and couldn't run a bath. Cue the next selected spastic to fuck things up even more. We are heading towards a Keir Savile government in the not too distant future, get your prayer books out now motherfuckers. 

    Boris will be back in power by Fri. My bestie, Big Kazza's great Aunty Tilly got her crystal ball out & predicted, BoJo is going to do a Churchill & come back again. Like a boomerang.

    She also correctly predicted Big K, would meet a lovely young man Sat & she did: Nigel-James, a male nurse.

     

  4. On 06/05/2021 at 17:38, Ape™️ said:

    Much as I admire anyone that can speak a second language, I find listening to a French person speaking English fucking excruciating. They link words with lengthy errrrrrr’s and generally speak with a lazy sounding drawl, literally mumbling their way through sentences. Combine that with a crappy WebEx audio stream as opposed to in-the-flesh meetings, due to the presence of a fake virus (just for you @King Billy), and the conversation is virtually unintelligible.

    To conclude - fuck off you French cunts.

    And fuck off Withers too, you faux-French wanker.

    Hi gorgeous

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  5. 10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

    Listen here, you layby lurking, fucking weirdo. After years of animosity I had a drug induced Road to Damascus moment. I can't remember much about it, but apparently Pen is now under my protection.

    If you bother her again I'm going to come down on you like a tonne of fucking bricks.

    Got it?

    YES Decco

  6. 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    Can either you or @ProfB explain to me why she keeps talking to Cuntspotter by quoting your posts?

    And no, “because she’s deranged” won’t do this time. One of you better explain this to me now or I shall be very cross.

    Noo, Eric it's just coincidence I land an antelopes postings, to say Hi to Spotty. It could be you next Eric. & she/he's nasty about Panzer - he's simply soo chilled he's horizontal - he doesn't bitch, nor have a dated laptop for a brain.

    Please don't be cross Eric.

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  7. 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

    @PANZER MURPHY, since your joining this once great site, I have enjoyed your imput immensely.  In truth, I have never understood a fucking word of what you are saying, but it has given me pleasure, none the less. Needless to say it is generally far superior to anything that the 'Decs Clique' have ever posted, and this includes those wanting to join said clique, i.e. Frank and Eric.

    I understand Panzy Baby. Kerry Katona has had her fanny steamed.

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  8. 7 hours ago, Penelope said:

    Billy did you know that millions of dogs in the UK have had a microchip implanted into them and the dogs are now programmed to attack and kill people at random?

    Good evening Spot,

    Was out on the town with Big Kazza last night & the night before, hence unable to post on the corner.

    Love profB xxx

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