ProfB

4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Nevermind all that ProfB, @Mrs Roops likes me and that's why she'll never delete Old chap... I've got the day off and I've been watching PMQ's, I'm no Tory but I'd put up with them in power for a few more years if Penny Mordaunt let me have a soapy titwank. What do make of Liz Truss hiding away from the urgent question from Labour today? 'Not worthy of' Truss decides to turn up once it's over and is now sitting there gurning like a depressed cunt who's taken too many antidepressants... This is obviously assuming you've got an actual clue about what's going on in the country ProfB? 

I do...

I think Jeremy Hunt will be the new PM by 🎃

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

It’s a boy thing 

What, I need to be a man to understand - is that what you are saying Eric?

17 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

I liked her in suits

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Did you ever watch it Panzy? 

On 09/10/2022 at 12:11, Cuntybaws said:

We have a winner!

Soo coot XXX

16 hours ago, King Billy said:

This is ground control to Uncle Tom

What happened to uncle major Tom, do you know King Billy?

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

2 standards for 1 shiny…

swapsie law.

LIKE 2 birds in a bush, is worth 1 in the hand - is that what you are saying ERIC?

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Yes it grew stronger, down to the intervention of Bubba, and my good self. Mind you, not a word of thanks though.

 

THANKS

8 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Why do they cause abnormal periods in women? Why is the Astra Zeneca jab only recommended for the elderly? Have you got shares in any of these bastard 'vaccine' companies? 

You dullard, trying to outwit Mrs Roots.

I've seen your name crop up too many times - you post rubbish.

& Mrs Roots could press the delete button on your username, whenever she fancies - so button it cowboy.

Love ProfB XXX

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Wee Wullie Somerville sitting on his ice bucket.

I think I suspected he was Scottish, because he once message me a pic of his 'bagpipes'.

19 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Other than being your bestie, Big Kazza sounds divine. Does she give blow jobs after it's been in the wrong'un??

NO

6 hours ago, Decimus said:

Still a fat fucking pig, then.

No, buxom - love handles.

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Can you imagine Eddie on his way to Mars. His enormous black arse, freed from gravity, floating about, and farting like a hippo.

Eddie the eagle? watched the movie with big K

On 07/10/2022 at 19:20, Frank said:

 

 

coot 

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘The Brown Bottle’

Bums?

2 minutes ago, Penelope said:

He's still getting over being destroyed by Wolfie.

Oh I see, he's a fruitcake then?

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

BAWS, why are you so always hating ProfB XXX?

My bestie Big K - is now, a trim - size 14, with curves in all the right places.  She got her arse pinched by an admirer in M&S, while she was popping a box of organic breakfast teabags into her trolley. AND she was there first thing, so someone was frisky?

18 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

I've no idea ducks.. maybe I'm mellowing with grandkids around... I also don't like dog haters. 

You are a total PRAT... Bor off.

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

My bestie Big Kazza & I have had a major set back - Morries no longer has women’s vod at £16, it’s back up to £20

Googling…

Good news Sainsbury’s have it at £16, so on your bike Mr Morrie (Scrotum face) , Mr Sains here we come.

Soo much looking forward to Halloween 🎃

Yipee Mr Kipping - another wise chap has made it so we need his:

FIENDISH FANCIES

A fiendish concoction of Orange flavour sponge cakes with a vanilla flavour topping, covered with Orange coloured fondant icing... Boo!

Serves 8

IE 4 for me & 4 for Kazza, unless we get two boxes - normally we fight over the pink ones.. Mr Kip has used his loaf this time.

30 minutes ago, Penelope said:

Is that what caused your head to swell up?

No, it's a sign of intelligence.

I think he's lovely.

Any corner members have the hots for Thérèse Coffey? How about you, Jake the Assumed? King Billy - would you? Baws?  Mrs Roots? 

Witheredscrote?

🥰

Dep PM???

UK's medicine regulator state anyone providing prescription antibiotics to someone they are not intended for is breaking the law.

Have you seen how unhealthy the health sec looks? She’s eaten all the pies.

Cheeky cow, even has those dash things above her name Thérèse Coffey.

17 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Fuck off thickster and lose the avatar.. this is your last warning you fucking warped cunt. 

He was being VERY witty re the 38 day chancellor (afterall it is a ruddy joke) fag end face & you start your tight arsed screaming, because you cannot understand is wit  - fuck off yourself. youn look like a total twat in your avatar - You Katie Price  - boyfriend reject.

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

At least my parents never went out screaming in an abbatoir. Fuck off…headcase.

Someone's willy is tiny - 🧑🏿‍🌾🤓😊 

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Disrespectful sheep-cunt.

YES, caught you out, you plonker puller -who forgot to leave home.

2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Are you an only child, Pen? If it’s any consolation, I was very sexually active in 1986. It was quite the year for me.

Wank face  - give it a rest.