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scotty

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  1. Why would you care what she called you? She's only a bird.
  2. Nothing at all to worry about, frank. Perfectly normal, no action on your part required.
  3. I stole that joke from you for sicki, Doc. But I did at least credit it to you.
  4. At the end of the day deboom, I'm guessing most of us keep it in our trousers through apathy and the thought that its not quite worth the trouble.
  5. Top work gyppo, did you know they've just released the entire Bilko catalogue on DVD? Sixty quid well spent, imho.
  6. Just as many women as men play away from the marital bed, almost by definition. The point I was making is that the taste of forbidden fruit is a major part of the attraction of an affair.
  7. You're missing the whole point of an illicit affair, Cat.
  8. ...or have a raging case of farmers.
  9. "Single mother" Definition: "No matter how fit she looks, some bloke somewhere is already sick to fucking death of her."
  10. Actually, it is, no matter what dingers reckons. Fucking lovely stuff.
  11. Not as good as a vesta curry.... :)
  12. That's a step too far, can't have that sort of barbarity. Just poke their eyes out like alfie suggests, far more civilised.
  13. Never heard of it. The quote or the website.
  14. He probably thought you to be a multi id poster, which seems to be an obsession of his. He pm'd me a couple of times, nothing unpleasant, but he did bang on about multi ID's in a slightly paranoid way. I have no idea why he's so bothered by it, every forum has its contingent of people posting under different names. And fwiw, my guess is that he'll be back after his ban in one guise or another. Its a lengthy ban but I'm sure roopsy said it was still a temporary one.
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    Jonathan Ross

    Wasn't he also a fan of Urethra Franklin?
  16. scotty

    Jonathan Ross

    ..it was a thrush delivery.
  17. Why are you wasting time on here then, del?
  18. scotty

    Jonathan Ross

    You had a chance to at least yell "you cunt" at jonathan ross in an open top car, and blew it. I did not question your honesty, which I fully accept. And yes, he certainly is a cunt.
  19. Do you want to fucking bet?
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    Jonathan Ross

    At least he's not a shirtlifter. But he's still a cunt.
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