scotty

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Some interesting stuff about Bruce Forsyth's sexuality. 

🤔

Hmmm. Can't say I've read about that, would you care to put @Cuntybawsblood pressure through the roof by expanding on it? 

15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I'll force a draw with Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke.

I'm a little older than you, Eric. I still get a froth on at the thought of Diana Dors in a negligee 😳😂😂

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Sally James was my second wank after Suzi Quatro.

Jane Fonda in Barbarella. 

I'll say no more. 

54 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Bob Carolgees used to advertise mayo.

Hope that helps.

Ah, those balmy summer days with Tiswas on Saturday mornings. Chris Tarrant, when he was funny..... Lenny Henry, likewise.... Sally James 😍😍

34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You forgot about the shit kitchen pedal bin. 

Gypps, until recently I'd always assumed that Gypie Mayo came from a gypsy background, hence the nickname. But I read a piece the other day that suggests Lee Brilleaux coined the name because Mayo was constantly slightly ill, or as Brilleaux put it, "gyppy". Were you aware of this? 

19 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

COP26, in which leading world polluter and general shitcunt China, as well as tier 1 polluters Russia (5) amd Brazil (7), couldn't take seriously enough to send their superiors, versus:

https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/

https://www.worldometers.info/

The surprising thing to me on that site is the huge recent decline in population growth. There's got to be something going on there, perhaps there's something in @Eric Cuntman 's theory about food packaging after all. 

1 hour ago, Fatty Junior said:

Dick head, warm bath and razor blade would sort you out 

If we're making recommendations, you might like to ask your GP for a Shipman Special. It's a painless injection, you'd be the perfect candidate for it. 

2 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Sinking to the point of being pen’s white knight is surely a new low, even for you. 

Can you imagine the call to arms by the Cock from Crewe? "Send help at once, a woman is under attack....well, I say woman....." 

The sound of hooves over the horizon heralds the arrival of a spindly legged freak on an off-white charger, wielding his trusty kebab skewer and a Rocky video. It's all rather sad. 

3 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Marjorie you really should take some time to understand the difference between the possessive and non possessive apostrophe. I expect the Prison  Education Service isn’t up to much these days with all these illiterate Peacefuls they have to deal with but i’m beginning to wonder if you went to school at all. You childlike narrative is tedious enough as it is but these basic errors are beginning to annoy me. 

Shape up you knobjockey.

You're preaching to an empty room Judge. Major was banned yesterday for a year. 

26 minutes ago, Decimus said:

withers

You forgot the @.

Just now, Ape™️ said:

She?

I'm feeling generous.

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

When I need somebody to explain what my blindingly obvious point was, I'll give you a shout. Until then, fuck off.

Christ on a bike, she actually is getting worse. I didn't think that was possible.

18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

They all look the same to Scotty.

I'm at that age Baws. They do. 

21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

this feud with Scotty isn't hitting quite the same heights as last night's nonce-fest.

Don't hold your breath for any escalation of said feud, I no longer see anything pen posts unless someone quotes it. And to quote Kool and the Gang, that's the way (uh huh, uh huh) I like it. 👍👍

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You want to attend a women's rugby match. Hundreds of wimmin, pissed up on prosecco, screaming like banshees. It's enough to make your ears bleed.

Camberwell Gypsy's career as Sports Correspondent at Woman's Own was a brief but happy one. 

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Hospice/Macmillan

I think you may have identified the leak, DC. 🤔😒

7 hours ago, Arnold said:

I've screen-shot all of it for posterity.

Good lad. 👍👍

2 hours ago, Fatty Junior said:

Still a boring Cunt, fuck off

You're part of the "Make Pen Seem Good" team aren't you, whistled up to lower the bar to ground level. 

Fuck off back to Frank's sock drawer, retard. 

1 hour ago, Fatty Junior said:

You sound like a closet poof, no place on here for cunts, so fuck off

You're on the fucking ball alright, replying to a post from 2015.

Imbecile.

4 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I decided upon a low key comeback

How's that working out, Major? 🤔😂

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Not the Sweeney one, Dennis Waterman used to stick his pinkie out like a gay. I do 'The Professionals' one like Bodie & Doyle.

You'll be telling me next that you have a perm. 

48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

FFS. 😒😄

4 hours ago, southerncunt said:

I don’t think I like your tone. 
 

As a matter of fact, I’m sure I don’t. You are just another mouthy cunt whose idea of overseas trip is a day trip to the Isle of Wight. 

I live just across the water from the IOW Southern, and they are squawking blue murder at the moment. None of the fuckers can move because house prices are through the roof there, Londoners and home counties refugees buying holiday homes for top dollar and pricing the locals out of the market. 

29 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Some people work hard, buy a house, pay a mortgage using money they’ve already paid tax on, buy shares and accrue savings, again using money they’ve already paid tax on. They buy cars, jewellery and other possessions using money they’ve paid tax on. They’re self-sufficient throughout their lives, and have never been a burden to the state. And at the end, all this wealth isn’t theirs to do with as they wish, as the HMRC cunts want another chunk. It’s a fucking joke. 

Be reasonable. How else could the country afford hotels, homes and benefits for the stream of migrants crossing the Channel every day? 

45 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm watching The facking Sweeney

Major, are you aware of Eric's recent confession to imitating the deft (or depending on your point of view, cackhanded) gearchange manoeuvre used by the sweeney? 🤔