Cuntybaws

The Philpott solution has more cons than pros, but no-one can deny that it is very effective in preventing repeat littering offences.

Jump, you fucker, jump!

Hey, anyone who takes the Patroller fuckwit off our hands, even for a little while, is all right by me. This loony trap might even be permanant - Bane's insane ramblings don't get deleted over there, and he can trot out his repetitive back catalogue for a whole new audience.

I just got back from a drive-by shooting on Dioclese's blog. You'll never guess what vapid fucking plankton is posting their ill-formed shite over there these days. Oh, all right, you will guess, it's easy. Yes, it's that dumbfuck Patroller. Wonder how long it'll be before Dioclese adopts a "delete on sight" policy?

Damned if they don't, though, it looks as if they don't give a fuck otherwise. They've got their own election to think about next year, which didn't matter when the vote looked more clear cut.

For the record, the stupid "You" referenced in my post was Andy, not Dioclese. I enjoy the blog, and the quote was intended ironically. Sorry, brevity is obviously not always the soul of wit.

Yes, Dionne Warwick is a cunt!

It's not a "tweet", you spacktacular retard. If you want something ornithological, though, I'll be happy to do a blood eagle on you.

I see a lecturer in molecular biology at Liverpool John Moores reckons he has DNA evidence that proves once and for all that Jack The Ripper was an immigrant named Aaron Kosminski. Fucking Polacks, coming over, here killing our prostitutes...!

I would dearly love the little cunt to take a swing at me, but I somehow doubt that Mrs Baws is his type.

I learned to drive in Basingstoke. I may not always have the best straight line technique but fuck me, I know everything there is to know about roundabouts.

I think these adverts are very realistic. None of the dentists are white, and they are all very, very smug. Rachel Riley is a cunt.

Fuck me, someone less British than Mo Farah?

At least it'll be a plain loaf, none of your namby pamby southern poof pan breid!

Meet Jodie Kidd...

The list includes Damascus, Homs, Fallujah and Gaza City. They're levelling them now in preparation...

Apart from his big fat hairy arse of course. My own scientific research, founded on the quite excellent theoretical foundations laid by Mr Peacock, appears to indicate that the heft of the cleft is inversely proportional to the square of the air.

You didn't look hard enough KC - '&do=embed' frameborder='0' data-embedContent>> Shame all the comments are gone, but probably best that the pictures didn't survive!

I'm sure no-one wants to belong to a website where the Admin would unilaterally just delete members for being tedious, repetitive crime-against-nature dullards. Then again, though, how many people want to belong to a website where this plushie-fucking arsebanditry is allowed to proliferate?

If there's a gavel provided then I'm in. Or any sort of hammer, really...

I don't like the cunt. I've never liked the cunt. Perhaps I just have a problem with small cunts and gobshites generally, who knows? I'm going off you at a rate of knots too.

You don't half talk some total shite sometimes. And by "sometimes" I mean "all the fucking time". http://dioclese.blogspot.com/2014/04/muslim-stupidity.html

By Jove, I think he's got it! Although I've chosen to lead with SJP this is not just a tired rehash of all the horse-faced cunts nominations from the olden days. Not yet, anyway There is some overlap, of course, but LRH's are a genre in their own right. To further illustrate this, here is Nicole Kidman.

Except, perhaps, a white man with ginger cornrows!

There's precisely fuck all stupider than a white man with dreads.