Cuntybaws

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Lazy Jock Cnut…kill this cunt.

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

17 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm currently plucking @entitled little cunt, he'll be ready for the pot next week. 

I'm not sure this approach is working Raas. ELC posts more than Donald Trump on crystal meth at the best of times, and you've just goaded him into doubling that rate.

31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh hang on… gazpacho has a sci-fi connection to Red Dwarf. Harold will probably think you’re talking about his family. 
The thick cunt.

I'm sure Harold can identify...

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You make me fucking sick.

Gazpacho is a dish best served cold.

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

Thanks   I'll bear that in mind .

Have you seen the new, solid gold, blue face Deep Sea? An absolute steal at ~ £45k.

29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

He's heard about Ratty's mum! 

On 13/04/2024 at 16:46, entitled little cunt said:

... blood covered Rolex's and vulgar clothing everywhere.

No apostrophe needed there. As punkape would be happy to advise you, were he not dead, the plural of Rolex is "Fuck you, peasant!"

25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

No. I get them from the @Cuntybaws "Play on words volume 2" book.

If you ever date a dominatrix, do NOT suggest it’s time to hit the sack.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

It's that time of year again. This great animal loving nation will no doubt murder a few more horses live on television

In a nod to historical precedent, let's hope they mow down some tofu-munching Extinction Rebellion wankers first.

12 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The day the earth stood still .

The Iron Giant would kick Gort's arse!

You can understand why she wouldn't want to be seen in public during cancer treatment, emaciated and haggard, with just a few stray wisps of flyaway hair clinging to a misshapen bald head.

Not everyone's as brave as Frank.

Klaatu Varada Ncuti

10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Imagine what would happen if we left the Spudcoons to sort their gaff out?

30 minutes ago, Frank said:

OJ died. What do you think about that?

One down, several billion to go.

14 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Their general conclusion was that the British and Mountbatten are solely responsible for the genocide that occurred post-partition

Strange, because India was such a beacon of enlightenment and scientific progress before the British got there, a veritable Wakanda in fact, and not at all a bunch of subhuman disease vectors running around in loincloths worshipping cows.

58 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm having a pint, what shall you order for you?

Something with a little umbrella in it, I should imagine.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Fuck knows what animals must think of fucked up ugly humans 

This may come as a shock to you, but animals don't really "think" as such, which is why they're fucking animals. Additionally, a general lack of opposable thumbs and their inability to invent semi-automatic weapons guarantees their lowly status in the hierarchy.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

I am against putting animal as supports for mentally ill and deranged people 

Yes, let's hope that hulking fucking retard Harvey Price doesn't got hold of one. Ordinary kids just pull the legs off spiders.

7 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The dirty old man sent me a pic of said umbrella up his arse, cured my stutter over night.  

Your other sensory capabilities improve to compensate when you're suddenly struck blind.

6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

104 days

A somewhat arbitrary number?

Still, if you add up the digits you get 5, and that's the number of points on a pentagram, and that must surely prove something. Paging @King Billy to the conspiracy board.

18 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have never seen a magic dragon

I bet you've encountered a few angry dragons over the years, though.

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It was Mickey Goldmill out of Rocky.

Ironic, because in real life penguins live in the Antarctic, while dragons - like polar bears - prefer northern climes.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

I have a soft spot for Brian in Family Guy. 

I have a soft spot for you. it's a bog in the west of Ireland.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Puff the Magic Dragon which was a drugs song 

You take that back, you fucking cunt, Puff the Magic Dragon was real!

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Milky Bar buttons are bestest.

Wash your fucking mouth out with bleach!