Cuntybaws

9 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

I didn't realise there was such thing as a cold health alert

Don't eat yellow snow.

13 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

The velvet clad types in the higher echelons  of most faiths or cults (depending on personal opinion)  prefer their meat rather more tender .Fucking misogynistic pervy cunts the lot of em.To see gays fawning around religion being thankful they're now blessed makes me raise an eyebrow considering those doing the blessing have spent the past 500 years burning them at the stake .Fucking idiots .

It's almost as if the Bible/Koran/Talmud wasn't the actual literal word of God at all, but rather a total fiction written by the pig-ignorant savages which reflected all the prejudices and biases of the time. 

9 hours ago, Basil Brush said:

M&S is far superior in any event.

Get all your frocks there, do you?

They have already exceeded their quota of stupid fucking cunts.

On 12/01/2024 at 21:59, Greg said:

Have you ever watched The Stone Tape?

Paging Decimus, @Decimus to the main board...

14 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

The BBC have been wringing their hands in angst at this latest "tragedy".They really need to understand the majority of the British population really couldn't give a fuck , infact its saved us at least a million.Their own country didn't want them , what use are they to us ?.

I'd be more kindly inclined towards immigrants if we could exchange them for Scousers.

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/2023-was-worlds-hottest-year-record-eu-scientists-confirm-2024-01-09/

2023 definitely wasn't the hottest on my record which includes the legendary summer of '76. In fact, 23 was a fucking damp squib, a write off and another typical abysmal waste of time in the UK. 

Possible answers :

# Because, much as some might like it to be, and without straining the boundaries of multidimensional set theory, the "World" and the "UK" are not the same thing.

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

Bawsey, just what on Earth is going on here?

The author of this execrable twaddle is Pallab Ghosh. I've made my thoughts clear before on THAT particular cunt, and on the BBC's reporting of astronomical phenomena generally:

Apparent violations of the cosmological principle are ten a penny, which is why it's a "principle" and not a "theorem" or a "law". It's a bit like the high school physics exam questions about snooker balls that tell you to ignore rotational and frictional effects, which explains why none of these fucking scientists have ever won the World Snooker Championship.

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

he threw the East Coast franchise and fucked up the Cross Country operation and lumbered it with a fleet of albeit very robust trains that are unsuitable for the routes they serve.

Oh for fuck's sake, who got Pen started on fucking trains?!?

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Don’t you admonish @Cuntybaws for admonishing you!  
I think we would both have to admit that neither of us had a clue what he was talking about but it sounded very clever so I am just going to agree with it anyway. 

I almost went for a Lawrence Logic picture rather than Mr Pedantic, but thought better of it at the last moment.

20 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

...and was simply throwing a little provocation out there 

Sorry, I missed that well-disguised trap. I guess bait appropriate for tiddlers isn't appetising to a passing Oceanic Whitetip.

20 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Keep your beak out of my feuds, Baws – unless you feel he needs assistance. 

I remember Wizardsleeve once tried to tell me which posts I could respond to and which I couldn't. Anyone know what happened to him?

35 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

A double preposition?

Tsk tsk.

Much as I enjoy a good grammatical pile on, I'm afraid that this is not a double preposition. The second “in” is indeed a preposition, but the first occurrence is an adverb forming an integral part of the phrasal verb “weighed in”.

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Jack Hargreaves.

Now you've made me think of a young Bunty James, and from there it's only a short hop to Jenny Hanley. Back in a few minutes...

40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I think you'd find Bawsy, that black senior cops in US cop shows isn't new. I remember Nick Nolte in 48 Hours being bollocked by a black senior officer.  

Starsky & Hutch began in 1975, while 48 Hours was released in 1982. Not saying there weren't any other empowered blacks on TV at that point - especially US TV - but Captain Dobey is the first I remember. At least the incompetent police chief in Dirty Harry (1971) had the decency to be white. 

The first time I realised my father might be a big racist was when he accepted over the top uber-pimp Huggy Bear without comment, but lambasted the unrealistic nature of Captain Dobey bossing white men about.

On 04/01/2024 at 22:18, ChildeHarold said:

You have made it quite clear elsewhere that you hated and continue to hate the late great Patrick.

Hate is far too strong a word, but I greatly resented his ham acting, amateurish style. It wasn't just Moore either, cunts like Magnus Pyke had a lot to answer for. For every kid who learned anything about science or astronomy, a far greater number were turned off by their over-enthusiastic posturing and stereotypical mad scientist bumbling. They were inaccurately cast as "popularisers" of science, when they were more often figures of ridicule who had the exact opposite effect.

For similar reasons I far prefer to read Scientific American than New Scientist; but I'm still not sure where I stand on Johnny Morris.

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

NOT A CUNT.

Nothing like consistency, eh?

On 17/04/2019 at 14:13, Penny Farthing said:

Having the name Joey is more than enough reason to know that he is a cunt.

4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Who the fuck is this? How about a link?

You could just search on here, the foul little oxygen thief has cropped up quite a few times. For example...

30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

that black girl on Sky At Night who's matured into a baby) it makes a mockery of this branch of serious telly. 

She's truly awful, agreed, but no worse than her predecessor, the corpulent, pop-eyed, xylophone playing fucking wrong 'un.

Team GB and England footballer dies aged 33

I thought you might have been referring to this story which today topped the BBC Football News page. If you can be arsed ploughing through the tedious details you'll discover that this apparent sports legend was actually a deaf woman who once represented England at the 2015 World Deaf Futsal Championship. Read further and you'll discover that she committed suicide, and that her "wife" is distraught.

The headline should therefore more accurately read, "Stupid deaf dyke cunt tops herself".

She is a fucking abomination, whose "act" is only slightly better than watching a Down's syndrome kid playing with its own shite. 

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Daley Thompson was our best darkie. Just went about the business of winning stuff without worrying too much about being black.

Who do you think our worst one was? Mo Farah's high on my list.

On 22/12/2023 at 17:51, PANZER MURPHY said:

Taig...not teague...

Tadhg.

On 20/12/2023 at 17:53, ChildeHarold said:

Do you really believe in "public votes"? 

Panem et circenses.