Uncle Meatus

Annnnnnnd you are?

Abstract is you typing this shit while drooling on the floor. You're lying on the floor, aren't you PB? Good boy.

No..no..no. Corned beef is a fucking mystery to you because your family called it steak as a way of misleading you about the fact you are a worthless cunt.

Wind Turbines create more co2 over the 10 year lifespan of the bastard with the manufacture, transformation and installation than...I need to shit.

Yer on yer own. 3 for 2 at Winemark and his dealer was found in a wheelie bin with his pockets rooted through...

Raw nerve son, raw nerve.

Made up ballix. They had this 6Million shit going during WW1, their satanic worshiping Talmud says 6M jew souls need to be sacrificed before their blah,blah, homeland blah, blah fucking blah. Not one animal rights cunt complains when they shake chickens above their paranoid heads every year. Haven't heard about this you cunts? Look it up.

Football (or Feetzball if you iz a stabby golly gnomesayun) is for poofters and split arsed lesbian wimminz. Fuck off.

It's not as unhygienic and dangerous as you wanking into your skinny, bulb headed, Somalian rent boy's horsefly bitten arse.

I'll have loads of gas during the night when I've made a hole in these two 18 packs of magners, 1kilo of Chinese chicken wings and the pot of corned beef stew Mrs Meatus has made. Looking like the spare room and wank sock.

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Wrong again old chap. Looks like I'm in for a kicking then. At least you'll get to try out your new faux Clarks Wallabees you got in the Black Friday sale at Shoe Zone.

Welp! You and Dickmouse have me trembling so much I'm gonna have to head over to mumsnet for some backup.

Yeah, she says thanks for the threesome with her and Adam Pearson.

Relax oh yee with the extra thumbs, I'm from Riotsville Norn Iron...lol

I'm no yank son and I'm sorry you have an extremely small penis.

Copied and pasted from the first Web search so not my original work. By the way you spelled Paraplegic incorrectly...

Down vs. Down’s NDSS uses the preferred spelling, Down syndrome, rather than Down’s syndrome. Down syndrome is named for the English physician John Langdon Down, who characterized the condition, but did not have it. An “apostrophe s” connotes ownership or possession. While Down syndrome is listed in many dictionaries with both popular spellings (with or without an apostrophe s), the preferred usage in the United States is Down syndrome. The AP Stylebook recommends using “Down syndrome,” as well. Fucking useless wanker.

Thank you...I was always taught that retarded members of society especially those with Down Syndrome should be treated like regular members of the community. How's that working out for you?

Research this freak and enjoy.

I wouldn't put it my dishwasher until my big cock has loosened her up. Restaurant joke. You like.

This fucking abomination just won "Homemade : Britain's best woodworker" and I'm not joking. I like a bit of joinery and metalwork but fuck me pink.....this thing says it's "transitioning"....into what? It's always going to be a bald, brown toothed, leggings wearing, pirate obsessed cunt that sounds like Spider from coronation street circa 1999. Magners is a cunt.

OMICRON. The big fucking global bad guy name of the FLU this winter. GBN and RT News are the only cunts reporting news in the UK. Africans are docking by the thousands each month yet SLY NEWS are holding up a dead Syrian WOMAN as a fucking martyr to all that sailed on her....

This usless lefty "comedian" football has been kicked about until it arrived at the feet of Channel 4 in the barrel scraping "Along for the ride with David O'Doherty". This unfunny orish cunt will cycle from TV winnebago to pre setup encounters with modern day screen icons such as ...David Ayoade,Mel Giedroyc and Grayson Perry. An old electric fire and a bath looks enticing.....

I hope the death toll is higher than broadcast. No doubt they will be "Wiminz an chillennz" on the TV Electric Jew.