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The warning signs for England in this series were clear last year when we lost a test in Bangladesh and only narrowly beat them in the other and then got hammered in India. Root is a top bloke but not a captain. Even if England had batted first Australia would still win, Brisbane proved that but there were a lot of bad umpiring decisions in that game. Broad is over the hill now. His bowling was devastating for the opposition at times but those days have gone.

That look that woman gave me in my local shop the other night really freaked me out, I scarpered out the shop pretty quick, got in the car and drove off. Hopefully I wont see her again now. Her face exactly reminded me of seeing Steve Smith in a graveyard late at night, weird.

It wouldn't make any difference if Stokes was there or not. Australia away is always a series that's a disaster for us apart from 2010/11 but the Brisbane test started off bad in that series, had a 200+run deficit in the first innings.

Maybe.

He may of being thinking of the 2010 test in Adelaide when we batted second and scored over 600 and won by an innings but we had far better players then and players that wanted to win. It was: Aus: 245 Eng: 620/5d Aus: 304 England won by an innings and 71 runs

High Wycombe in Perth to be precise as parents lived there for a while in the 80's, could have been an Aussie but they left Brisbane to come back to England two months before I was born so am a Surrey lad. Don't take any notice of me, its just Ashes talk. Australia will win 5-0, you guys have us sussed man for man, you know all our weaknesses and everything. I agree it will be bad for cricket but England just don't look interested and what Root was thinking when he put Australia in to bat is beyond science as no one winning the toss at the Adelaide has put the other side into bat for 25 years, the bloke just hasn't got a clue. English cricket is in the wilderness, I can it see being 16 years before England win the Ashes again like before.

Admitting defeat having Joe Root bowling.

If I was in the commentary box with that Aussie woman I'd be in a coma now.

Good catch by Ali out in the deep but match is lost.

Match is a disaster, most of our players wouldn't even get in the Bangladesh 🇧🇩 test. Probably the worst side we have ever sent to Australia. I can see the Ashes going like they did before where Australia win every series for years.

I Believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake is the best ever Christmas song.

Its only a bit of banter, Australia will win the Ashes 5-0. I was actually conceived in Australia. James Anderson saying England will target Steve Smith, wont have him quaking in his boots. The Aussies have us sussed man for man, all the weaknesses etc.

Don't think any Aussies are right in the head, not sure they even have one. He's a horrible looking bloke that Smith, reminds of a toilet brush!

He is a horrible looking man, that woman in the shop the other nights look she gave me reminded me of seeing Steve Smith in a graveyard late at night, not that I've ever seen Steve Smith in a graveyard late at night.

Haka is gay, surprised the Aussies don't do something similar as they are full of shit.

James Anderson saying that England are going to target Steve Smith in the next test, not exactly going to have him quaking in his boots. I could smack England all round the park if I had a doctored Aussie wicket to help me. Warner needs his head put down the toilet and flushed.

If England win the Ashes in Australia I have to turn up for work in my pants.

Probably bribed them. Returning the compliment as an Aussie ruled out a legitimate try for England in the 2007 Rugby World Cup final to gift South Africa the win, you southern hemisphere people are all the same. That 4th innings pitch was doctored, anyone who tries to convince me it wasn't is pissing up my back trying to tell me it's raining. It will always be the English game and we have the real Urn.

He needs his head put down the toilet and flushed.

He talks utter shite as well but Aussies do that by default.

My job really is hanging in the balance, something unexpected happened this week and has left everyone's job hanging upside down. I miss my tradesman days Comparing any woman to the one I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt I wish I'd stayed in Australia My job and the Ashes to go in 2017 I'm staring a P45 in the face I love The Beatles

He may not ever play for England again.

If they were playing tiddlywinks maybe. We won't win any tests if Australia cheat and have the umpire as their 12th man and doctor wickets. The series is over.

Thing is we have the real thing, they will only have a replica and that's only because they cheated.

Like I say I was only humouring her as I used to see her most mornings. That look she was giving me the other night really freaked me out, it was like seeing Steve Smith in a graveyard late at night. I got out there pretty quick, got in the car and drove off as her boyfriend might have beat me up as well.