Carl Sway

He's got nothing against gay blokes. He once offered to get Pete Burns a KFC.

Ducky's works of fiction aren't going to earn him a Booker Prize, unfortunately. A twisted imagination though.

See? Same old disgusting bullshit allegations. He needs to take a break, step back for a bit and seriously reconsider his approach. Mental.

There sure is. I've been saying this all along.

There is a horrible sense of desperation about their posts, trying to get a direct reply.

Look at the little Muppet troll trying to have a dig. Turn it in, twaat, it ain't working.

I have no desire to converse with any of those raging idiots, monkey boy ape moron can't quite figure that out.

See what I mean? A piece of piss.

The silly angry cunts are at it again. It's effortlessly easy, this lark.

These two are fucked.

Another fucking lunatic getting carried away.

It's beyond sad, tragic or laughable, how retarded dizzy is these days. Fucking hellfire.

Another permanently angry little cunt has turned up.

It's put me right off the football chat now that silly little angry cunt has turned up.

Hey, Mr Angry is back!

I wanted it so they would cease being smug about being in the top flight for so long.

Cringeworthy.

That ducky berk is ranting yet again. That's one imbecile with zero self control.

No problem with the written word. Do Norfolk cunts sound like farmers? My general rule of thumb is if they sound like farmers, they're probably alright, but if they sound like cockneys, they're dodgy as fuck.

Best case scenario is that Everton and Leeds get relegated.

I'm a friendly guy, but there's only so much I can tolerate. The accents of the folk from Gloucester, Bristol, Cornwall, Devon etc are all truly delightful, a treat for the ears. Sadly, the accents of those from the South East are a fucking abomination. An instant sense of distrust and disgust takes hold when having the misfortune to listen to these neanderthals.

Ha ha, rage hard, little toys out of the pram bitch that you are.

Another tantrum throwing fool is on the rampage I see.

He gets carried away somewhat, considering the website is supposed to be a bit of fun. Watch what he does now, the gimp.

He's got a very short temper, hasn't he.