Carl Sway

Everton are still hilarious.

Well then. With a minimum of effort, I've wound you up to the extent that you've expressed a desire to meet me in public, so that we can have some sort of confrontation. You're beyond rattled and your idiocy knows no bounds. With your brittle temperament, you're not cut out for this. You let yourself down every weekend, without fail. Once again, I strongly suggest that you contact your GP's surgery, because they might be able to help someone with mental health issues like yours. Good luck.

You deeply disturbed little fucking weirdo.

I could have sworn there was another demented ducky comment on here last night. I wonder what the blithering idiot's gone and done now. Ah well, some people never learn.

Oh look, a precious little pissy-pants Radiohead enthusiast has made a comment about music. Fuck that. Try and enjoy your weekend, lads. In a bit.

A conservative estimate.

What are the chances of intelligent life forms existing in the jake household?

No, that wasn't the intention. I love her voice and the song is motivational and catchy and the lyrics are particularly pertinent. Sorry bro, I'm just not into the shrill, hysterical rock that you like, that's what I find to be formulaic. It takes all sorts.

https://youtu.be/eR7-AUmiNcA

If you carry on down the doomed descent of your imagination, you might well be locked up one day. Hopefully.

@Dyslexic cnut @Wolfie @Decimus https://youtu.be/P8bPIB45L34

Yup, the sickest 'imagination' on CC, without a doubt. The mind boggles about what could be going on inside that cunt's walnut sized brain.

It's like he tries to do doomy gloomy, but he can't do it like Eldritch or Bauhaus or Banshees. He's like Eldritch Lite. If longevity in itself was impressive, we'd be lauding Cliff Richard.

I think they're overrated. Some good singles, but couldn't stomach a whole album of it, plus Gahan's voice isn't very much of anything.

I've never been a fan of the high pitched yelling style of rock singing, Plant, Rose and cunts of that ilk. It just sounds silly. I'd sooner listen to Bernard Sumner and Shaun Ryder try to sing than any of the 'heavy rock' nonsense. Dirt by Alice in Chains is awesome, mind you.

You imagine things of that nature frequently. Evidently it's you that has the problem. Contact your GP before it's too late.

I've seen Bumblebee now. Not my cup of tea at all. The only things that made it tolerable were the Smiths songs, the Smiths t-shirt, the Damned t-shirt, and the Elvis Costello and The Attractions t-shirt.

Yep, we all know what happens when he's tired.

That's yet another bet that you would lose. Please gamble responsibly, dickhead.

Get fucked with your empty threats, you imbecilic simpleton. Possible pervert? Amuse me Jester, tell me why you believe the shite that decimus spouts. With your absence of wit and logic and your extremely limited command of language, you're way out of your depth kidder.

'It might also point out to you ,that as I said the double standards on here' . What the actual fuck? Is this Stavros The Kebab Shop Owner?

What a fucking weirdo you are. And thick as fuck with it. Roops is tearing you to shreds elsewhere and you decide to post this bollocks in response to a Mary Chain song about rain. Never mind eh? Your next six month break is going to provide you with some precious respite from constantly getting it wrong and not owning up to it. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/G5x1F9ohRa4

Maybe he's just having a bad day? Mind you, he does seem to be having a bad day every day.

https://youtu.be/BWvXKQjd2a4