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11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

"a nimble UK" 115,000 deaths. 

 

CUNT. 

I know - and you're not one of them

Sometimes there's no justice

12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Hours? I though the advice was that the benefits kick in 10/50/100 years from now, depending on which gobshite you are listening too at the time. It’s a cult, it’s central promise of deliverance has been exposed, apostates are treacherous, evil or stupid, and we all just need to believe a bit harder. Kool-Aid, anyone?

I know for a fact you are not stupid and I hope that view is reciprocated.

Having established this, I can honestly say that I voted to Leave the EU on the basis that it imbued a better way of dealing with world events for the UK and absolutely NOT on the notion that the day after we left qumquats would be 5p cheaper, my hearing appointment would be magiced up the NHS queue and I would no longer have to step over rough sleepers in doorways on my way to the squash court.

It wasn't an over romanticised idea to say 'I did it for my kids and grandkids'. The EU is a political project with political structures at its core and unpicking these would take a lifetime (just as cobbling together disparate countries to put the damn thing together has done). I'm afraid that all the bluster from the Remoaners is just that - bluster. Have their 'See! SEE!! Told you!' moment - I knew they would!

I didn't expect my rationale for Leaving to be quite so emphatically and quickly underlined as it has been with the EU's vaccination procurement and rollout farce, but that's an early indication of the advantage a nimble UK, outside the Brussels Bubble, can leverage. Ms Von Der Leyen's intemperate and dangerous response in threatening to close the Irish Border only serves to emphaise how right we were to leave.

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

LCS thinks that he knows what the UK's problem is but does not realise that he and people like him are the actual problem .. note that he fucked off to Kangerooland rather than to one of those wonderful EU countries.

I know

I'm one of those strange people who love their home country so much I actually live there.

21 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Importing a few divisions of the AWB won’t shift the Overton window enough for you and your Brexit Fundamentalists to look any less like drooling imbeciles. The tides gone out on the whole damn project and well you know it. 

 

Yes but the tide comes in again tomorrow - and since you and your fellow Remain / Rejoin  Carpetchewers judge things on such a short-term basis, just stick around a few hours.......

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What are your thoughts regarding British viruses vs Chinese viruses?

Our viruses rule!

They've only got the one and that's because they ate the bat.

We've got a Kent Variant, a Bristol Variant, a VW Variant and probably, guess what, a 'one with a fairy light on' variant.

No cunt is coming back from a cocktail of what we can dish out!

Britannia Waives The Rules!

The sort of people who, to paraquote Basil Fawlty, would wear a dog turd if it was painted in black and white vertical stripes, the mindless, barcoded throwbacks.

Thick cunts who are surprised that 'Aldi' isn't actually open at midnight.

On 12/02/2021 at 19:27, camberwell gypsy said:

You need to talk to someone about this. 

Meet me on the corner when the lights are coming on and I'll be there. I promise I'll be there. Down the empty streets we'll disappear until the dawn if you have dreams enough to share. 

*see what I did there? 

Just be sure you don't get paid in 'Fog'.

Apparently it's 'all his all his'

15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The rugby world actually stated that they wouldn't force the players to kneel if they didn't want to. 

I didn't think they had the authority to anyway and they just left that sort of thing to the Twitter Brownshirts?

28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I watched the rugby over the weekend and many of the players didn't take the knee. Mind you, who's gonna call a 6ft 5inch, 18 stone cunt a racist to their face? 

Apparently none of the players had a Scooby what was going on and they were so spread out (sorry socially sdistanced) during the pre- match rituals, the teams / squads stretched from the goal line to the half way line, resulting in team members going  up and down like a whores knickers in the confusion!

A fitting vignette to such a daft piece of confected pantomime.

18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I get the impression, perhaps unfairly, that Carano is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but still...

She was also castigated for repeating a comment by Donald Trump that the election process needed to be cleaned up. Now, while there is a general consensus that Donald Trump is a grade-A fucking dildo, he was nonetheless the duly elected president of the United States, and it's a pretty worrying day when agreeing with the president can contribute to someone losing their job.

As indeed can telling a bunch of lily-livered KPMG consultants to take some 'Man-Up' pills, like Chief Exec Bill Michael effectively did.

To live in the kind of corporation that KPMG has become, you have to pretend to think this (Michael's resignation and apology) is a good idea.

This is how mad the world is now.

No review of whether he was good at his job - just "was he spouting the right fashionable politics?"

No? So he must go.

Victor Klemperer wrote in The Language of the Third Reich that ‘words are like tiny doses of arsenic, swallowed unnoticed, and then after a while the toxic reaction sets in’.

..... and so ‘diversity’ demands conformity; ‘inclusion’ is only for those already in the group; ‘tolerance’ cannot bear tradition; and ‘lived experience’ counts for some, not for others.

 

14 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

So, a rip roaring success as promised, then. 

Pretty much from where I'm standing.

There's the addedd schadenfreude of watching the Republic of Ireland tie itself into a pretzel deciding on what's 'Good Terrorism' and 'Naughty Terrorism' and , having strutted and fretted its hour on the world stage, as far as the EU is concerned it's returned to its staus of a (useful) idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Any chance of an update from the UK on how it’s all going? Everything I read about Brexit seems a bit gloomy. Talk of gridlock at the ports, Amsterdam eclipsing London as a share dealing centre, empty shelves in supermarkets. 
Has anything improved?

@Trucking Funt, say it ain’t so. 

A few 'Angry of Tunbridge Wells' have had to do without their smashed avacado's on toast for a few weeks.

Shares wise, if the EU does not wish to grant equivalence, maybe they should remember that it was they who demanded regulatory alignment, and that thing about Britain's potential to be a tax haven on the border. Osborne, Hammond and Carney threatened it - perhaps it's time to back it up with some action (oh no, wait, London has got Sadiq Khan as its cheerleader, a man more interested in virtue signaling that selling the city).

Meanwhile Ursula Fonda Lyin' is overseeing the biggest procurement and logistics clusterfuck ever in the EU rollout of Corona jabs, making our lot of clownshoes look competent in comparison (a Herculean task, I'm sure you'll agree)

It's like the apocryphal 'Ministry for Paperclips' in terms of usefulness.

If you're stuck for something to do or have run out of ideas, fuck about with semantics ('semen-tics' in this case maybe?) and linguistic in order to appeal to the perpetually outraged.

4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I’m going with @Decimus’ plan to just ignore the fucktard from now on. Admin clearly aren’t to cull the clown for whatever reason. He appears to become ‘active’ later in the day, after his carer  has gone home. It’s not for me to say but mentioning the cunt this early in the day may lead to his earlier ‘engagement’ Jiggers, and this will merely result in another full day on CC being fucked. ‘Blank the Plank’...shall I have caps made?

Mmm. 

It's a bit like punching a child (Harold - ha!) isn't it? Momentarily satisfying, but then you feel cheap for having engaged in such a easy and despicable practise

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Did you have your chin cradled twixt thumb and forefinger while you were thinking that?

No - but I did have a wistful look on my face, as if savouring the profundity of the bollocks I came out with.

Bit of a head trip for you

Harold is clearly gormless

But what is 'gorm'? Yes, something in which H. is lacking but no hip, svelte and generally 'together' unit is ever complimented as being full of 'gorm'?

Funny that - in the sense it isn't funny in the slightest

More sink-estate musings from Redundo-boy.

Arse-achingly tedious and predictable

For the love of God, evolve you fucking Paramecium

26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

The broader the topic, the less the scope for instant derailment, although I've no doubt we'll be on to Punkape bumsex before the end of page one.

A leitmotif - like the possibility of Interplanetary Travel for Bowie, or the class struggle for Billy Bragg - that runs through this group like prime era Gio Kinkladze through an opposition defence

Whilst applauding the sincerity and breadth of your cunting, it does leave you open to the criticism of a lack of focus.

Is it the delivery drivers, their employers.....possibly even the Chinese or the government we're being asked to crap on from a great height?

If it's all four then fair fucks for your 'Cunt 'em all - let God sort 'em out!' approach.

13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I've realised Chill out Harold is either a ghost or so disturbed he is immune to Covid 19, being called a cunt and any other personal insult's. 

The only way to kill Chill out Harold is to deprive him of the attention he craves. Attention is the key for the psycho... negative or positive it doesn't give a fuck. I'll be ignoring him from now on, and besides I need to kill Eddie.

I think he's Nigel Molesworth - a fictional, cartoon character scribbling 'Down With Skool! on his rough-book........'as any fule kno'

(Google is your friend here folks)

11 hours ago, Decimus said:

Local democracy is just another level of needless bureaucracy in my mind. It's all very good having elected councillors to satisfy everyone's perverse urge for Grecian politics, but there are two flaws.

1: No one actually fucking votes for them, other than a few old, blue rinsed racist Tories. Voter turnout is scandalously low, so they're not truly representing the community, just a small, busyfuckingbody, neighbourhood watch participating subsection of it.

2: The vast majority haven't got a clue about local government legislation and regulations. I've lost count of the quiet words I've had to have in the ear of a portfolio holder before he or she goes off guns blazing and makes a complete cunt out of themselves.

And don't get me started on the local Conservative MP who regularly sends letters on behalf of their constituents moaning about something we have done based upon a central government decision that said member voted in favour of.

My sister was Clerk of the Local Council.

She knows for a fact that a local person has made a fortune from out of court settlements that have been - quite correctly - paid to him following continued bilious but slanderous rants about him in  open Parish Council meetings. She has tried everything from coaching beforehand, to a quiet word to a kick under the table, but for some reason, the red mist descends with said Councillor every time his protagonists name is mentioned.

It's got to the stage everyone is wondering if there isn't some 'John Le Carre-style double agent masterplan' going on and the two of them are splitting the proceeds from these settlements - a plausible theory, until you understand the Cuntcillor in question is thick as pigshit and twice as nasty

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Is "he Gurdian" your gay sex toy? 

No, it's a spelling mistake, which often occurs in my 'hit the fucker first - edit stuff later' world.

These have the advantage of letting the arsehole fucking cunt dullard community point them out, thus making their dicks (or in your case, clitoris) swell with a (misplaced) sense of educational one-upmanship

12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Gargling ten pints of negroid spunk in a South African covid test centre. 

Ooooh - bit racist!

That'll get you drummed out of your 'Kne-jerk rectitude and identity politics university group' if I 'out' you to he Gurdian

4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

There are still some good reasons to study at Leicester. There’s a plethora of damn good curry houses, Welford Road on Heineken Cup day is always a good afternoon out, and you’re just down the road from Loughborough and it’s array of sporty perky sorts from the Home Counties who’ll do pretty much anything for a glass of fizz. 

On the other hand it’s an academic backwater, has a filthy drug-ridden city centre, and if you keel over clutching your chest after one too many kebabs and wake up the Glenfield, there’s a good chance you’ll find Gerry McCann smiling down at you. That’s before this evidence that the Student Union have assumed control of the curriculum. 

All things considered, I’d rather go to De Montfort. 

My alma mater and therefore me you're talking about.

Go on then - head down the shitter, no lube.