Jiggerycock

A recent convert to Islam you say?

Rather like the victims of Vilyım Tell here, I never saw that one coming

Couldn't they just play 'Gimmee Shelter' a dozen times, in a sort of woke penance gesture?

19 hours ago, scotty said:

Fucking hell, I can't believe that the mancs have stood still for it. 😳

Think Marcus Rashford is organising a demo, but I may have got crossed-wires on this one.

Cultural appropriation is in itself racist isn't it? 

I mean who's to say what culture whatever stuff is, notionally, from?

The blues.....doom metal......professional football......jeans.....lobster thermidor....fucking hell it's getting mighty crowded, dancing on this pinhead, be it breakdancing, pogoing, the Viennese Waltz, Twist, Boogie or Madison (phew I hope I've covered all bases. You don't want to be accused of racism do you - you could end up losing your job)

6 hours ago, Clavo said:

A question for @PANZER MURPHY to answer. The Shiners often put up candidates who got the themselves elected to Westminster. A perfect place for them to raise their concerns on behalf of their constituents yet never once did any of those cunts take up their seats to to do so. A totally fuckwitted and illogical stance to take when they could have been a voice for the people who elected them. What the fuck were they actually trying to prove?

It's because they have to swear fealty to the Monarch and there's as much chance of that as Graeme Norton getting a Father's Day card

31 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Only took ya three years to go ..dont come back...we'll get years outa this shiteshow yet

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Oh that's just the spurned lover in you talking!

3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

We see that the UK has a severe lack of butchers resulting in shortages of meat this yuletide season ..i wonder does prof b still have those sausages wrapped in bacon in her freezer..she may give y'all a bite if yer nice to her..im away now with me doggos for a run on the beach..i may dribble on into my local non congested petrol station and top off my tank..

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Panz - it was good whilst it lasted my dear and I know you must be hurting. But these entreaties - heartfelt as they undoubtedly are, must now stop. We are not coming back and you really must move on. If it helps, mutual friends have told me that Monsieur Macron has taken a shine to you as has that new guy next door in Germany. They are warm, generous lovers so I'm told, until you actually meet them......  

I take it you've tried painting your room black and playing Ronnie James Dio records at 11, going on a totally unsustainable diet and exercise regime, in addition to the scribblings of these fierce shards of manic poetry herein. I hope this helps you get over our time together, but please, don't force us to go for the restraining order....that would be unseemly and sully the memory of our wonderful times together

I'm not a gynaecologist but I know one when I see one.......

https://headtopics.com/uk/drivers-pack-their-cars-with-jerry-cans-while-panic-buyers-queue-21929066

20 hours ago, Wolfie said:

My biggest fear is that master manipulator Liz Truss, now Foreign Secretary, is being groomed by Johnson as his replacement. Not only is her ruthless lack of diplomacy completely unsuited to the role, she's as close as it gets to a Thatcher-Patel hybrid, without the whiff of curry. With Starmer at the helm of the opposition there's little to stop her.

She's the one who, whilst International Trade Secretary, quietly oversaw the successful negotiation of several dozen post-Brexit, trade deals including one completed within a few months, with Japan.

Competency. Ability to deliver and (see postings passim) 'a cracking pair of tits' - nah......that'll never work

Educandi nos non sumus
Ne coacti credamus
Sarcasmus ater in conclavi.
Magister linque pueros.

MA-GISTER LINQUE PUEROS!
Tu omnino later fies hoc in muro.
Tu omnino later fies hoc in muro.

On 17/09/2021 at 21:44, Cuntybaws said:

On matters green, @camberwell gypsy, @Jiggerycock, what the actual fuck is going on with your perpetually under-achieving Yids these days?

Sky and Tottenham partner for world's first major net zero carbon football game

Where do you start?

How about collecting right-backs like Tesco Customers collect Clubcard points?

As for this 'Green' load of old monkeyspunk, I'd let them turn up in a 50 year-old, diesel-powered charabanc, that does 9 miles to the gallon, with Harry Kane farting enough methane to cover the ongoing gas deficit causing the breakdown of the British retail and power sector, if we could score a goal from open play.

Hell, I'd even open negotiations at ' missing out the first defender at set-pieces'! 

2 hours ago, scotty said:

He's a jock, which do you think? 

I didn't give 'deep fried with a heroin coating' as an option

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

In fairness, it does give us whiteys a more visceral sense of how ethnic minorities felt in decades gone by, when they very, very rarely ever saw themselves on TV.

Looks like the pendulum may have swung a little bit too far the other way, now.

Sort of my point

Do you deal with any extreme issue by advocating for the polar opposite in vehement terms - or for a middle-ground around which (hopefully) the vast majority can coalesce?

As with any two-week lockdown, the first 567 days are the worst

41 minutes ago, Neil said:

The fact is that some cunt at channel 4 sat down and decided no white people were going to appear at anytime in the programme,  racism at its worst. My betting is that the cunt was a white,leftie,rainbow ccoloured snowflake without a cock. Can you imagine the screaming from the tree tops if it was the other way round? . I don't believe for one minute that at any time recently a white person has presided over any TV show with the remit or intention of putting only white faces in their programme, yet here we are with someone given exactly that scenario in reverse.

I believe it was an experiment to get a reaction. Experimenting on black people eh? Surely that's what they've been trying to stop for centuries.

Cunts

.....or indeed in the advertisements during the programme.

Apparently this is all to confront the scourge of racism (see also footballers kneeling before games). Whilst no one can argue that racism is deplorable, over-compensation and uncritical acceptance of an establishment-led narrative is not the way to deal with it.

I usually find that honesty and not treating your audience like mugs or part of a social manipulation experiment is probably the best way forward.

4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Theyre all ‘greedy’ CBB. 9 miles won’t make a difference. I used to swim that in 40 minutes-ish, when I swam for Gt. Britain with David Wilkie.

Human Pooh-sticks isn't swimming for fuck's sake!

Is it too much to ask that a news programme goes  'this is what happened today' AND THAT'S IT ?

Course, you still get editorial decisions as to which events got coverage - but it would be less about 'how' and 'who by'

2 hours ago, Neil said:

How that thin lipped lispy caterwauler ever made a career is beyond me, in fact its a mystery. 

Fuck off

Fierce popstar early on - checkout 'Sheep Farming In Barnet' - like Claire Grogan, before they went (literally and metaphorically) sucked the cock of 'Da Man'

19 minutes ago, Clavo said:

I also notice that the total fuckwit national treasure Chris Packham has made a statement about that "people need to read" and is being retweeted endlessly.

'Retweeted' you say?

I think appearance on the Twitter platform is the British Kite Mark standard for imbecility isn't it?

On 01/09/2021 at 12:22, Clavo said:

What is being ignored is that Geronimo was here presumably for breeding to help produce young for alpaca meat. As to Pen Farthing the dog and cats should have been left behind or if he had any real compassion they should have been euthanised as they are likely to be riddled with disease. I have long seen what many pet "lovers" put their beloved pets through .. dog breeds with breathing problems, cats & dogs kept alive for far longer than their natural lifespan by drugs that have unpleasant and painful side effects. Small dogs treated as substitute children and wheeled around in prams and pushchairs.

Britain’s modern cult of animal worship is sentimental.

It is survival of the Instagrammable.

5 minutes ago, Clavo Cruz said:

Whatever the rights and wrongs of this case I could not help but notice the large lumber of brave police officers employed to assist in the aggressive removal of this basically placid creature and what looked like his distressed state as he was loaded into the van. Surely at least he could have been spared that and have been humanely killed on the spot before being taken away?

It was a complete bloody shambles.

His fucking stupid owner knew this was coming (rightly or wrongly) but instead of tethering it a quiet barn, it was allowed to run free, whilst its 'supporters' live streamed the entire fiasco on the Internet. The poor animal lived its final hours in distress, which could have been avoided if the owner and 'supporters' weren't such fantastic ego-trippers and really were concerned about animal welfare and not media opportunities about a cute ickul fluffy-wuffy alpaca.

Mind you coming hard on the heels of the nation's response to Pen Farthing and his sense of entitlement regarding his Afghan Hounds then I'm not surprised.

We're not an nation of animal lovers - only if they're cute and fluffy and look nice and make us feel good about ourselves.

Wait 'til they introduce the 'scratch and sniff' version

I'll have a fiver on Ron Jeremy!

I hear he's up before the beak and if that doesn't end up full-scale 'Jeffrey Epstein' then I'm sure lack of access to the antiretrovirals that are surely keeping the disease-riddled old fucker (first time that's been used correctly in here in eons) alive surely will.

Whaddye mean he wasn't in Love Island?

He IS a Love Island, the corpulent whisker-puncher

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

W. G. Grace would almost certainly have voted for Brexit, had he been able; and Harold Larwood would have made a great ambassador to the Southern colonies.

Fred Trueman and Buster Mottram could have been 'our men in Nairobi'.  Gone on the piss there with Paulo Di Canio....

Lord Botham of Botham City is now a trade envoy to Australia. Arjuna Ranatunga was the Minister for Trade and Aviation in Sri Lanka

What next in this trend of '70's cricketers turning their hands to politics'?

Mike Procter becoming Chancellor of The Exchequer for Matabeleland? Larry Gomes becoming Minister without Portfolio' for St Vincent and The Grenadines?

It could happen - you have to have a dream.....