Roadkill

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I asked for a bacon roll in ASDAs cafe. She asked… “would you like butter in it?”

 Since when did that become an optional extra? I wasn’t in a venomous mood otherwise I would have asked if it was also available minus the bread roll and bacon too. This is the fault of millennials. They’re all fucking scared of everything… 

tobacco

alcohol

sugar

fat

In fact the only thing they’re not scared of, is the one thing that is likely to kill them. Darkies.

Just make sure the cunts don't try and slip in that little green "V" they have on menus these days - it means you grow a vagina if you eat it.

46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

This may come as a shock to you, but animals don't really "think" as such, which is why they're fucking animals. Additionally, a general lack of opposable thumbs and their inability to invent semi-automatic weapons guarantees their lowly status in the hierarchy.

Until the sharks figure out how to walk at least.

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

How does 44 resemble the Swastika?  Do I need Specsavers?  Is there a sort of creeping realisation that sympathy for Jews cannot be taken for granted anymore so the state controlled Jewish interests resort to these patently far field tactics? 

Sheila Fogarty, that nodding dog on LBC, actually used the   "It only takes good men to do nothing... " argument to justify the egforts to restrict pro Palestinian anti Israel demos.  Not very convincingly.  Why doesn't the government stop the IDF in Haza - a foreign invasion committing genocide?  They were constipated over a ceasefire. 

I think it was because it looked like the SS esses.

1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:

Hugo Boss.

Proud sponsor of Lewis Hamilton. 

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

But they’d be frozen so they’d still be babies. Thicko.

It'd still be good to see a 4 year old trying to pay a mortgage.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Except the irrelevant last paragraph a BIG LIKE (what are you going to do with it this BH Monday spend it all at once?) 

Don't derail your own thread being a spaz, Harold.

The NHS situation is like walking a tightrope at the moment. It isn't good enough by far, but trusting the fucking government to improve any aspect of it is asking for trouble.

They'll fuck it up. They want it to fuck up anyway, it would bring them one step closer to their ultimate goal of an America style private healthcare system where cunts have to pay for health insurance and they get a cut of the profit.

It might be worth it just to see all the illegals capsizing in the channel as they try to pull u turns in their dinghies though. 

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

"irony" does get misunderstood .. back in the late 60s/early 70s the word "cosmic" was used for situation where you were unsure whether something had been spoken that you were not sure if it was meant to be ironic or amusing and you could also use it as a response to where someone had said something that they thought was amusing but you were not amused by.

Cosmic...

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

The freaks shall inherit the earth. Not so long ago it was a crime to love a homosexual, now it's a crime to hate one.

It's really bad news for victims of ordinary crime. Just last month Police Scotland said it was no longer able to investigate every "low level" crime, including some cases of theft and criminal damage, and yet It has (of course) pledged to investigate every hate crime complaint it receives.

Scotland has police?

I hate these little fuckers. During the holidays, they're driven out to any usually enjoyable location just to pry them away from the Xbox or distract them from joining a gang and stabbing each other.

They seem to have two settings in public - wildly hyperactive and screaming, running about and being a general nuisance, or in a huff, detesting the world and screaming or crying loudly, pouting into their ridiculously expensive phone.

Their parents hate them too, you can see it in their dead, devoid of hope eyes. They know this is their life for the next 18 years and it triggers some sort of shell shock reaction - they're walking around, but they're not really present - they're just dream walking from location to location, occasionally snapping out of it to unleash the full strength of their deep, vitriolic hatred towards the offending offspring, but they always drift back into the dream state defence mechanism. I genuinely think they get some sort of sick gratification from contaminating the rest of society with the presence of their badly behaved broods, letting them eat at all of the restaurants and cafes until the only thing they have in stock after 11 AM within a ten mile radius is sparkling water and bruised oranges. Misery loves company.

I think the same motivation comes into play when the little shits are back in school where they belong. The same parents continue the cycle of spreading their misery by passive aggressively blocking every road and side street with Nissan Qashquais under the guise of caring for their children and wanting to pick them up from school. It's all bollocks of course, as any child getting picked up from school in the (visibly sticky) family car is, without fail, a spherical, wheezing lump of flesh in a school uniform.

If they really cared they would make them walk home. True, they might join a gang or get stabbed doing that, but at least they'd burn a few calories off in the process.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She said that she’s post surgery and commencing chemo. I think the lack of jewellery might mean she’s got 3 blue dots tattooed on her belly and a 6 week ticket for radiology as well. 

That or she's being hunted by the Predator.

5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I don’t compare myself with others 

26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I am the mirror image of you Road Kill thus sharing some of your characteristics, but in reverse. Hence

YES! 😅 

Are you fucking blind? She's a hook nosed sand person on the shit side of 40. She has jowls for fuck sake.

Do you wank it to Winston fucking Churchill too?

Just now, ChildeHarold said:

I am the mirror image of you Road Kill thus sharing some of your characteristics, but in reverse. Hence

YES! 😅 

You've lifted the old Star Trek video out of the restricted box at the loony bin haven't you?

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Reported. Acrimony without humour. 

Sorry to interrupt, but does this mean you actually see yourself as humorous and entertaining, Harold?

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

You haven't seen Ms. Marvel, then? Lucky cunt!

I lost interest of that whole thing around the time Micky Rourke was trying to slur a Russian accent past the massive brain trauma to find his parakeet.

Further reveals of a purple Hulk and Bruce Willis raccoon did little to win me back. Tried The Punisher series, but after The Boys arrived it just seemed tame and angsty.

14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Ah, they say, it may all be bollocks but it gives people comfort and a sense of belonging and purpose. Stupid fucking cunts.

I suppose its one advantage is that when hard-of-thinking bigots armed with semi-automatic weapons decide to go on a killing spree, they can easily find the cunts all gathered together in their synagogue/mosque/church. (Delete as appropriate.) Easy targets.

I wish this was a documentary:

 

I wonder, if we're still here in the next thousand years, if boatfugees will be portrayed and adored like everyone's current favourite historical rapists and pillagers, the Vikings?

Making Muhammad into a Marvel character might be a bit problematic though.

4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Islam and Christianity are both offshoots of Judaism and in their basic fundamentalist forms they are similar. The modern day Muslin fundamentalists are very similar to the the Christians in Britain during the reign of King James and the Cromwell Commonwealth with poor elderly women (and men) being  persecuted as witches. I think that @Roadkill has already written about the good Christian women of Tyneside being on a mission to convert and immigrant into a good fearing christian. Friend Abdul seems to have been a devious cunt who took advantage of this . It would be interesting t know the background to the woman that he had been shafting prior to him dousing her with some caustic substance.

I don't remember that, but there is a worrying number of slags in the news getting beaten up by their freshly shipped "peaceful" boyfriends for having the audacity to be female in public.

On 24/03/2024 at 13:42, Wolfie said:

What a disgrace. Getting sacked for gross misconduct is a big deal which will likely affect a pension which has probably taken 35-40 years to accrue – all because some confused little shit has essentially won a classroom power struggle against someone she ought to be respecting.

After all, a 'preferred' pronoun is just that: a preference and not a rule. I hope he's cleared, uses the money he sues the college for to retire with, and exploits the whole shitfest as an example to other, similar career-threatening situations based on militant transgenderisms. Shame on his bosses for allowing this to even escalate. 

The pronoun shit is nothing but a power play. An underhanded tactic for soft cunts who demand respect whilst being too egotistical to ever fathom giving it.

Human language has evolved since we've been grunting at each other in caves - the idea of asking for pronouns from someone as an opener to a conversation simply isn't natural - you see a man or a woman, and if you're not sure what you're seeing then you're automatically programmed to consider it rude to ask.

Of course, they know this. In fact, they're counting on it, because it gives them that little taste of authority and dominance that they crave every time someone "misgenders" them and they have an opening to complain, or worse, actually caves to them and goes along with their fantasy.

It's the worst part of the LGBT "community" - the exact same part that wants paedos to be humanised and called "MAPs" (Minor Attracted People) instead of deviant, kiddy fiddling cuntrags.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

You think you're going to get a Blonde vivacious beauty with a body to die for and what you get is a vodka swilling pig farming spanner who looks like a man and has the DNA  of a goat. It's worse than when fat ugly Scottish oil workers bought a Thai off the Internet and ended up  with Yoko.

You're alright, ELC.

Bit gay for Putin, mind.

I get the impression you'd like nothing more than for him to stamp on your bollocks and spit in your face.

Not my thing personally, but apparently all of those manly Russian men in striped vests are into it as well, so what the fuck do I know?

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

If the teacher is a maths or science graduate then he is a very rare example in the state system and they should be worshipping the ground...they won't get a replacement anytime soon for their exams. He'll be snapped up by the private sector on better pay and conditions. 

Word to the "wise" on this site: try thinking round the subject not just balling and screaming. 

What the fuck are you blathering about? This thread seems to be one of the most constructive on here for a long time - different opinions, debate, and no one has been called a nonce, yet.

Russia reporting all gunmen involved in the attack have been arrested. According to Russian intelligence they tried to flee to Ukraine and some border guards appeared to be preparing to let them through.

This fucking stinks of fuckery. Don't ragheads usually prefer to go out with a bang instead of running for the nearest border?

Probably still Islam wankers, but they might be wise to the fact that getting captured and claiming allegiance with Ukraine could result in a lot more infidel deaths with one side so desperate to blame their actively engaged enemy.

On the other hand, if they were supported from inside Ukraine, Zelensky is fucked and the West has a lot of explaining to do - it's only OK to mass murder unarmed civilians with guided air to ground missiles - you're not allowed to just walk up and shoot them in the face.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You’re much closer to Sheffield than most of us. You’ll have first pickings of the radioactive sheep guts.

 Every mushroom cloud has a silver lining.

I'll set up a Cunt Bunker in Hartlepool. We can all regroup there in the event of nuclear apocalypse and become sheep gut warlords, raiding the coast for supplies using the tall ships crewed by mutated channel hoppers and completely unaffected Mackems.

6 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

I would have sympathy with Kevin Lister's rights save for the likely fact that his beliefs are likely to be linked to his belief in the supreme sky fairy .. such cunts should be kept well away from educational establishments and any young or other impressionable people or better still locked in a looney bin.

I dunno, Pen. Clearly he finds the additional responsibility to indoctrinate children into the LGBT community distasteful. And it almost sounds like that wasn't even part of the contract he signed.

Now, if he'd outright challenged the student's opinion in front of the entire class, I might see the reason behind his dismissal, but it was the student that initiated the argument by asking if they could take part in a maths competition for girls and the student who took offence when he told her she could take part in the competition.

The student clearly has an agenda here and she has deliberately got this man fired because he wouldn't kowtow to her sensitive ego. She's knowingly used her transgender identity to get him into trouble.

Only one other student in the entire class complained alongside her - considering the never ending push of gender identity in the classrooms - that says a lot that even modern day students thought it was a non-issue at the time.

That fucking teacher sounds like he's had enough in the article.

"You're a fucking girl."

"No, I won't call you Bruce, Jennifer."

"The college can fuck themselves, I'm 60 and don't have time for this wishy washy bollocks."

Good man (an actual one).

Just ten years ago and Student A would have been rightfully expelled for needlessly disrupting a class with this shite. No doubt she's being hailed as a hero for social justice and lorded over by whatever LGBT professor convinced her she could have a cock and balls if she just believed hard enough now.

Mathematics, the foundation of all science and engineering, has no power over the rainbow land of make believe and gumdrops.