Roadkill

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

You just can’t help yourself, can you? 

Don't get me wrong, a harmless bit of blaming the darkies can be great fun in the right circumstances - @Eric Cuntman has it down to a fine art - but this fucker seems to wear it like a piss stained comfort blanket.

You can fucking guarantee he's all "please and thank you" at his local Paki shop too, only to let the insults fly the moment the door closes.

I hope they've caught on and spit in his baccy and jizz in his milk.

It's the hospital parking prices that get me. Four pounds an hour at some of them here.

It will cost you £12 to visit a sick relative for three hours. Your car gets to park in a crumbling multi storey with blown out electrics so you have to use your phone light to navigate your way back to it if it's gone dark by the time you're leaving, and signs on every visible surface declaring the owner accepts absolutely no responsibility for your car or any belongings left inside.

Wouldn't be so bad if the money went back into the NHS, but all the car parks are owned by private companies.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Just fucking go back to bed and give us all a break from your clever dick one liner ripostes.   You're the fucking dark matter side of Entitled Little Cunt. 

I've told you before you little dickhead, you do not want Billy to go longform.

I don't want Billy to go longform. No cunt does - he grew up fighting @Mrs Roops - he can write a fucking trilogy of novels to get his point across, and he will if he's goaded into it.

Unlike your little spacker mate @entitled little cunt, he's got a modicum of self control, but it was a long road to get here and I will fucking glass you in the knackers if you set him off.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

The situation probably wasn't helped by the fact that your average kike is nine stone wet through. Then you've got the myopia, weak chin and a host of genetic abnormalities due to millennia of inbreeding. I imagine that if any of them even attempted to pick up a gun and bash Fritz they'd have toppled over from the weight of it.

No, like the rats they are they were far better at scurrying into attics and hiding whilst waiting for the allies to do all the fighting for them.

What a despicable race of abject weasels.

 

Be fair, Decs. Some of them also snitched on their fellow Jews and got popular enough with the Nazis that they could strut around the ghetto in special little pretend soldier uniforms.

4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Yes, for about fifty years after 1945 they weren't even mentioned.   Mind you the British never acknowledged that our losses civilian and military were minescule compared to the Russians and that the war was won on the Eastern Front and not in the little boat rescue at Dunkirk* which was in fact a military defeat and a failure but written about as if it was the Battle of Trafalgar. 

The London lighter men and dockers, plus their kids and sea cadets, who manned the boats were promptly shat on after the war when the docks closed down.

Wow. Dunkirk wasn't a military victory? Well thank fuck we have the likes of you, Harold, with your keen historical mind and groundbreaking tactical instinct to reveal such fascinating facts to us now.

And the war was won on the Eastern Front?! Good heavens, I thought it was won by hilariously understating British folk and chisel jawed American GI's who cried a lot in corners away from their men as to not demoralise them, certainly not a bunch of stinky Commie peasants drafted in and marched en masse into machine gun fire.

What a fascinating, unique take - certainly not shit that has been declared in every single fucking pub at least once every night since 1945, or war based YouTube channel since 2005.

Clearly the Corner owes you a heartfelt apology for declaring you a boring cunt with nothing of interest to say.

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

You mean join a click and follow blindly so you're accepted by those who think they make the rules. Fuck off.

Fuck off? I wasn't even talking to you, and I have no intention of trying to explain shit to you.

What I will do is give you a critique:

You're not worth the effort, your posting style is shit and you're about as entertaining as having a lobotomy on a Monday.

You're trying to be Johnny Rebel today, but yesterday you were blindly stumbling around like a newborn kitten asking @Eric Cuntman why he'd switched on you. 

You're fucked. @Penny Farthing makes my shit stirring attempts look like handing out chipped China to the people I don't like at a Church picnic, and Eric is surprisingly subtle in how he goes about pushing someone into eventual meltdown to the delight of the crowd.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You just don’t get it. You’re behaving just like these fucking illegals that you despise. The people on here that have known each for years are a family of sorts. They don’t like to admit it, but it’s what keeps us here. You could accept the way it is and fit in, but you choose to try and change it to suit you. 
 You really aren’t getting it. I can’t think of any other ways to explain it to you. 
 It’s as simple as I’ve already told you. Fit in with the natives, or go somewhere that you’re happy.

No use trying to explain to the cunt, Eric. To be honest, me and you did the same thing when we showed up here all those years ago.

We decided to adapt to the behaviour and learn to enjoy the environment, these fuckers clearly don't intend to do the same.

9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

He might make you drink bleach.

Honourably, of course. There'd be official decelerations read out loud and a silver chalice and shit.

18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Because in the past, there was Albert Ross. I went to town on him and caused countless meltdowns. Then I realised that he was genuinely neurodivergent and acted the way he did without much control over it. I felt a cunt and didn’t want to repeat it with someone else. I started to think that ELC had a similar wiring problem, but it appears he’s just a troll.

 That’s the honest answer as to why I’m soft on the spazzy ones sometimes.

Albert shouldn't have been here if he was a genuine window licker.

You probably did him a big favour mentally by chasing him out of here and I bet the moment he logged out for good his carer would have noticed he was in a bad mood and bought him some Pokémon cards to distract him.

Or he killed himself. In which case you win Cunts Corner.

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You clearly don't belong to the Carry On variety of British humour you tedious cunt.  Stop taking yourself seriously and make me laugh. 

Oh, is that what it is, is it? Just old fashioned British humour to reveal online that you spent your work hours mulling over and imagining the sexual fantasies of vulnerable underage girls living away from their parents for the first time in their lives?

It must be a generational thing, because all I want to do right now is find you and cut your cock and hands off.

I would probably have a laugh after that bit, mind.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Because I am actually soft as shite and patient with people. Which is why I have two personalities. This one isn’t soft or patient like the other cunt who’s having a rest now.

Ah. Cuntman has awoken as Eric slumbers.

Anyway, let's kill these spastics. It's for the good of the Corner and shit.

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Do I look fucking mellow right fucking now!? Frank can IP locate both of these cunts. When we know for definite where they live, it’s fun time.

 @entitled little cunt,  @ChildeHarold. do you have letterboxes big enough to take a small box of dogshit? Or shall we send them recorded delivery?

 You two cunts really have fucked up. You don’t walk into other people’s houses and start shitting on the laminate.

 

I'm just saying I declared them dogshit months ago and felt very upset when you wouldn't glass them with me and eat their livers with fava beans and Chianti.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m done. I thought they might develop. They won’t, they’re fucking useless. 

The only thing @ChildeHarold and @entitled little cunt will ever fucking develop is extra fucking chromosomes.

You need to cut down on that fucking smoke, it's mellowed you out too much and you've trundled into disaster like a diabetic grandmother passing out and driving her mobility scooter into a storefront full of gardening equipment.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck off cunt.

About fucking time you kicked off at all these window lickers. You were still trying to play nice a few months ago when I was having a go.

42 minutes ago, The Beast said:

The most disturbing thing about all of this shit is the mindset of the cunts that actually sit in front of the box to watch this fucking freak show.

 

... said the cunt who owns Cunts Corner.

There's an audience for everything I guess. Never actually bothered with the telly for years myself though. Easier and more convenient to find what I want to watch online then just use an adblocker.

5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

It's the Girls Boarding School (where I worked as assistant gardener and handyman) syndrome.  Pubescent dormitory fantasies resurfacing later in life among mildly successful BBC feminist producers. All single of course, highly sexually frustrated. 

You're really skirting the risk of being declared a nonce with this shit and you fucking know it.

Either you did genuinely work at a girls boarding school only to ruminate on the sexual fantasies of minors you worked around online many years down the line, or you're taking the piss and deliberately testing the water to see if anyone will outright call you a nonce.

Which is it?

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

How though? .What a conundrum. I'd like something original , quirky and unusual. Drink and drugs is so passe'.A train is just messy  and a fall from a high building or cliff is just yesterday .Is it possible to wank ones self to death I wonder  ?.I'm asking DLC, Ape and Frank because they're the biggest wankers on here and one must bow to superior knowledge. 

Magnesium powder. Mix some with toothpaste and apply it thickly to your hair. Ignite when ready.

Unique and entertaining for any spectators.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I asked for a bacon roll in ASDAs cafe. She asked… “would you like butter in it?”

 Since when did that become an optional extra? I wasn’t in a venomous mood otherwise I would have asked if it was also available minus the bread roll and bacon too. This is the fault of millennials. They’re all fucking scared of everything… 

tobacco

alcohol

sugar

fat

In fact the only thing they’re not scared of, is the one thing that is likely to kill them. Darkies.

Just make sure the cunts don't try and slip in that little green "V" they have on menus these days - it means you grow a vagina if you eat it.

46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

This may come as a shock to you, but animals don't really "think" as such, which is why they're fucking animals. Additionally, a general lack of opposable thumbs and their inability to invent semi-automatic weapons guarantees their lowly status in the hierarchy.

Until the sharks figure out how to walk at least.

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

How does 44 resemble the Swastika?  Do I need Specsavers?  Is there a sort of creeping realisation that sympathy for Jews cannot be taken for granted anymore so the state controlled Jewish interests resort to these patently far field tactics? 

Sheila Fogarty, that nodding dog on LBC, actually used the   "It only takes good men to do nothing... " argument to justify the egforts to restrict pro Palestinian anti Israel demos.  Not very convincingly.  Why doesn't the government stop the IDF in Haza - a foreign invasion committing genocide?  They were constipated over a ceasefire. 

I think it was because it looked like the SS esses.

1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:

Hugo Boss.

Proud sponsor of Lewis Hamilton. 

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

But they’d be frozen so they’d still be babies. Thicko.

It'd still be good to see a 4 year old trying to pay a mortgage.

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Except the irrelevant last paragraph a BIG LIKE (what are you going to do with it this BH Monday spend it all at once?) 

Don't derail your own thread being a spaz, Harold.

The NHS situation is like walking a tightrope at the moment. It isn't good enough by far, but trusting the fucking government to improve any aspect of it is asking for trouble.

They'll fuck it up. They want it to fuck up anyway, it would bring them one step closer to their ultimate goal of an America style private healthcare system where cunts have to pay for health insurance and they get a cut of the profit.

It might be worth it just to see all the illegals capsizing in the channel as they try to pull u turns in their dinghies though. 

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

"irony" does get misunderstood .. back in the late 60s/early 70s the word "cosmic" was used for situation where you were unsure whether something had been spoken that you were not sure if it was meant to be ironic or amusing and you could also use it as a response to where someone had said something that they thought was amusing but you were not amused by.

Cosmic...