Roadkill

Just make sure the cunts don't try and slip in that little green "V" they have on menus these days - it means you grow a vagina if you eat it.

Until the sharks figure out how to walk at least.

I think it was because it looked like the SS esses.

Proud sponsor of Lewis Hamilton.

It'd still be good to see a 4 year old trying to pay a mortgage.

Don't derail your own thread being a spaz, Harold.

The NHS situation is like walking a tightrope at the moment. It isn't good enough by far, but trusting the fucking government to improve any aspect of it is asking for trouble. They'll fuck it up. They want it to fuck up anyway, it would bring them one step closer to their ultimate goal of an America style private healthcare system where cunts have to pay for health insurance and they get a cut of the profit. It might be worth it just to see all the illegals capsizing in the channel as they try to pull u turns in their dinghies though.

Cosmic...

Scotland has police?

I hate these little fuckers. During the holidays, they're driven out to any usually enjoyable location just to pry them away from the Xbox or distract them from joining a gang and stabbing each other. They seem to have two settings in public - wildly hyperactive and screaming, running about and being a general nuisance, or in a huff, detesting the world and screaming or crying loudly, pouting into their ridiculously expensive phone. Their parents hate them too, you can see it in their dead, devoid of hope eyes. They know this is their life for the next 18 years and it triggers some sort of shell shock reaction - they're walking around, but they're not really present - they're just dream walking from location to location, occasionally snapping out of it to unleash the full strength of their deep, vitriolic hatred towards the offending offspring, but they always drift back into the dream state defence mechanism. I genuinely think they get some sort of sick gratification from contaminating the rest of society with the presence of their badly behaved broods, letting them eat at all of the restaurants and cafes until the only thing they have in stock after 11 AM within a ten mile radius is sparkling water and bruised oranges. Misery loves company. I think the same motivation comes into play when the little shits are back in school where they belong. The same parents continue the cycle of spreading their misery by passive aggressively blocking every road and side street with Nissan Qashquais under the guise of caring for their children and wanting to pick them up from school. It's all bollocks of course, as any child getting picked up from school in the (visibly sticky) family car is, without fail, a spherical, wheezing lump of flesh in a school uniform. If they really cared they would make them walk home. True, they might join a gang or get stabbed doing that, but at least they'd burn a few calories off in the process.

That or she's being hunted by the Predator.

Are you fucking blind? She's a hook nosed sand person on the shit side of 40. She has jowls for fuck sake. Do you wank it to Winston fucking Churchill too?

You've lifted the old Star Trek video out of the restricted box at the loony bin haven't you?

Sorry to interrupt, but does this mean you actually see yourself as humorous and entertaining, Harold?

I lost interest of that whole thing around the time Micky Rourke was trying to slur a Russian accent past the massive brain trauma to find his parakeet. Further reveals of a purple Hulk and Bruce Willis raccoon did little to win me back. Tried The Punisher series, but after The Boys arrived it just seemed tame and angsty.

I wonder, if we're still here in the next thousand years, if boatfugees will be portrayed and adored like everyone's current favourite historical rapists and pillagers, the Vikings? Making Muhammad into a Marvel character might be a bit problematic though.

I don't remember that, but there is a worrying number of slags in the news getting beaten up by their freshly shipped "peaceful" boyfriends for having the audacity to be female in public.

The pronoun shit is nothing but a power play. An underhanded tactic for soft cunts who demand respect whilst being too egotistical to ever fathom giving it. Human language has evolved since we've been grunting at each other in caves - the idea of asking for pronouns from someone as an opener to a conversation simply isn't natural - you see a man or a woman, and if you're not sure what you're seeing then you're automatically programmed to consider it rude to ask. Of course, they know this. In fact, they're counting on it, because it gives them that little taste of authority and dominance that they crave every time someone "misgenders" them and they have an opening to complain, or worse, actually caves to them and goes along with their fantasy. It's the worst part of the LGBT "community" - the exact same part that wants paedos to be humanised and called "MAPs" (Minor Attracted People) instead of deviant, kiddy fiddling cuntrags.

You're alright, ELC. Bit gay for Putin, mind. I get the impression you'd like nothing more than for him to stamp on your bollocks and spit in your face. Not my thing personally, but apparently all of those manly Russian men in striped vests are into it as well, so what the fuck do I know?

What the fuck are you blathering about? This thread seems to be one of the most constructive on here for a long time - different opinions, debate, and no one has been called a nonce, yet.

Russia reporting all gunmen involved in the attack have been arrested. According to Russian intelligence they tried to flee to Ukraine and some border guards appeared to be preparing to let them through. This fucking stinks of fuckery. Don't ragheads usually prefer to go out with a bang instead of running for the nearest border? Probably still Islam wankers, but they might be wise to the fact that getting captured and claiming allegiance with Ukraine could result in a lot more infidel deaths with one side so desperate to blame their actively engaged enemy. On the other hand, if they were supported from inside Ukraine, Zelensky is fucked and the West has a lot of explaining to do - it's only OK to mass murder unarmed civilians with guided air to ground missiles - you're not allowed to just walk up and shoot them in the face.

I'll set up a Cunt Bunker in Hartlepool. We can all regroup there in the event of nuclear apocalypse and become sheep gut warlords, raiding the coast for supplies using the tall ships crewed by mutated channel hoppers and completely unaffected Mackems.

I dunno, Pen. Clearly he finds the additional responsibility to indoctrinate children into the LGBT community distasteful. And it almost sounds like that wasn't even part of the contract he signed. Now, if he'd outright challenged the student's opinion in front of the entire class, I might see the reason behind his dismissal, but it was the student that initiated the argument by asking if they could take part in a maths competition for girls and the student who took offence when he told her she could take part in the competition. The student clearly has an agenda here and she has deliberately got this man fired because he wouldn't kowtow to her sensitive ego. She's knowingly used her transgender identity to get him into trouble. Only one other student in the entire class complained alongside her - considering the never ending push of gender identity in the classrooms - that says a lot that even modern day students thought it was a non-issue at the time.

That fucking teacher sounds like he's had enough in the article. "You're a fucking girl." "No, I won't call you Bruce, Jennifer." "The college can fuck themselves, I'm 60 and don't have time for this wishy washy bollocks." Good man (an actual one). Just ten years ago and Student A would have been rightfully expelled for needlessly disrupting a class with this shite. No doubt she's being hailed as a hero for social justice and lorded over by whatever LGBT professor convinced her she could have a cock and balls if she just believed hard enough now. Mathematics, the foundation of all science and engineering, has no power over the rainbow land of make believe and gumdrops.